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#2 Re: Main Forum » Pocalypse #4 » 2018-04-06 14:24:00

Sure but at least you wont get interupted every 2 hours because they are speedrunning it hmm

#3 Re: Main Forum » Pocalypse #4 » 2018-04-06 14:16:41

Can't you try your speedrun on private server ? you're like... ruining everyone experience with your speedrun.

I can understand that it's important for you (speedrun community) to have the best score possible on it, and i'm supporting you.

The question is ''will the best time be official if it's on a private server ?''.

#4 Re: News » Update: The Apocalypse » 2018-04-06 13:08:33

I have a lot of fun playing this game.
I still haven't found everything out.
Like... how to make plates, bowl or things like that. smithing too !
Most of my lives, i try to be something ''special''
Sometimes i'll try to be the best mom possible but sometimes i'll try to be a good piemaker.
i've lived life taking care of farm during all my life to let other people be able to make the city grow even more.
I do not like the apocalypse thingy.
it's making the ''be a good mom'' process kinda... useless i guess ?
Well actually, i think it makes the whole game kinda useless.
the goal of the game is to let something for your kids, but what's the point if everything is gone in less than a day ?

''Jason explained it, it all make clear, you just have to wait'' sure i'll wait, but for how long ? in a week he added worms and apocalypse, I wonder how many time it'll take to get to our time.

He made a promise, at first i was amazed by him, Getting a full changelog, having stats, everything was so well made.
But right now, i can see that he's himself aware that he can't follow his own saying ''It's impossible for me to make content that will take you MORE than a week to play through if I only spend a week making it.".

So i think my hype for this game died today. i wanted to be able to let my mark from the stone age to the futur, but looks like it's not possible anymore...

I'll probably wait to play this game again and probably forget about it... Sad.

#5 Re: News » Update: The Apocalypse » 2018-04-06 12:42:29

Hum, it's going to be hard to protect monolith on EVERY servers.

Plus the point of ''Afloatingstone'' is that Jason made a promise, and isn't following it.
He saw his game too big.
The solutions for people to not get to the end of the tech tree before the next update ? simple ! allow people to blow up every servers whenever they want.

You can understand how frustrating it is to know that everything you've done, every roads between village, every village you tried to save by being a new eve here or by being sold because you're a girl.
Family lineage means nothing right now because you always know that in less than a day it'll be lost.

I have a blast playing this game, but this apocalypse thing makes me.. sad actually. loosing everything because someone wants to do it without even being possible to stop it (you could camp a monolith during 5 hours straight by getting the pos and returning to it after dying, someone on another servers still can destroy everything.).

#7 Re: Main Forum » ''CoolBro'' , The Cool Story » 2018-04-04 11:58:24

This playthrough was one of my best.
Really had a blast playing this character.
Thanks mom for creating a Legend.

#8 Re: Main Forum » THE STORY OF "DIE" » 2018-04-03 23:00:24

Learning it from the forum.
In itself The idea of ''tidy your village or it's death'' isn't such a bad thing. i mean, a messy village is working way slower, incrasing the chance of people leaving jobs, do something else, and kill the village anyway.
The part that I don't like about worshipping is that i don't to be hear from it a lot during most futur playthrough.

#9 Main Forum » ''CoolBro'' , The Cool Story » 2018-04-03 21:25:53

Pediluve
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I remember the first sentence of my mom like i remember my first word ...

Mom - wassup little man?

me - y .... o.

Mom - Damn baby you're sick

me - y....e..

Mom - I got the coolest baby of the city

me - co....ol

Mom - You are CoolBro.



At this moment, it rang in my ears .... ''CoolBro''.... I had to take as much responsibility possible.
Starting by the farm. (the farm first, it's an easy way to keep fed and do a really important part : make food for everyone)
I knew i had to go as soon as my legs felt strong enough to go into the hunt... The carrot type one.
I ran into the farm and asked for the ''seeds row'' to not make any mistake and started farming like a boss.



We've hit it... We've hit it ... The moment we need baskets ... we're flooded by junks and not enough basket to keep it ...
Well ! time to get some then. asked my Bro to get into the farming instead of me, to teach futur children and keep them under safety.
took some carrots with me, a sharp stone and got away with a chariot with a single thing in my mind ''baskets''.
I came back several time with four baskets each time, i've bring close to twenty four before having my firstborn.
I've been a bad mom .... A really bad one.
I can't even remember the name of those (only one marked me, i'll speak about here later) because i wasn't really taking care of them...

I had the same routine for each kid :
"You are ... "
"You are cool"
"You are sick"
"you are the best"
"Show them"
"i'll show you the seeds, no picky before caroty''

Then I would show them the village around, the seeds and the water place to finally put them near the fire where other mom took care of them.
Sorry to all those children who deserved a lovely mom. You had The Cool One.



The farm was doing good but we needed soil. I decided i should make some after many attempt of asking for it but wait, my brother was on it !
we made soil like monsters, in 10-15 years we had soil for generations ! What a relief (well... three or four at most.. but still ! )
And .... Another kid.. A female ! We needed one ! Took some food with me, got to the fire and met my mom again.
My mom got old. Like everybody. She gave me Her clothes and told me "You have sick farming skills, bro.".
"Thanks, BroMom. I love you." I answered before giving Her clothes to my child.
"You are Cool, Bro. I love you too." She whispered . It was Her last word. That's when I picked the child and said

"You are Emily".

She was the one supposed to save us and i was old enough for her to be my last child. I ... Felt it.
From the beginning, I felt something special about this child, she answered me, wasn't only saying ''hi'' and ''f'', I knew she will keep on The Cool Legacy.
I got through the routine with some extra, told her she'll be the best and I was right.

Took me some time to sort some things of but I then decided it was time to shine.
So I checked on everyone in the village if they were alright and not struggling with to much work.
The farm. Again. The farm wasn't doing good.
Without my Bro or myself to take care of the kid, they weren't handling it well except one kid in particular.
Emily was doing well, she stayed at the farm and helped but the other kids decided to do something else.
something more... interesting than farming like hunting or sheep herding. but the truth was here.
We were going to our demise. Took some responsibility and asked the people of the village to come to help the farm. they understood.
It was amazing, everybody working together and getting the farm back, we even had a new "Waterman".
My Bro and me were getting old, we knew it was our time. He tried to speak:

Bro - "We're old, Eheh"

Me - "Yes... But we're Cool, Bro"

Bro - "Ahah"

His... His last smile was the brightest i've ever see in my entire life.

I then teached Emily how to be cool :

"Keep an eye open, and help other"
"do as much as you can handle, no more"
"Be the best and show them you are the best"
"Tell people what to do, they don't have any idea what they are doing"
"people are stupid, they focus on one things. always check if everyone is doing good"
"I love you"

May we meet again

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