a multiplayer game of parenting and civilization building
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DJDisorder wrote:I was born into a town, surrounding area looked pretty good, buildings, farms etc, didn't look like there a was a shortage of anything.
Sorry too many, mom tells me, meh, not really too fussed being your kid if you're too lazy to look after me, I'll wait for the next life.
I could already see a chap looking over, I didn't ask to be fed, but he still came, fed and named me. I'll always do my best to roleplay it up if someone's nice, but he was troubled. He was upset with some assholes in town carrying weapons and spouting Nazi BS.
He took me to show me his stashed weapon, but alas it had been stolen. He was already getting old but he asked me to finish what he couldn't, I agreed.
First off quick bit of tidy work around town, watching the two targets as I worked. Yep, they were def a prime couple of dooshes. I headed out of town to prep a bow and arrow, whilst further out I found a horse and cart had escaped, then a body and back pack. I finished the arrows and got extra rope for the bow to make outside of town, but when I returned there was no spare fencing for the horse. I tried telling someone how to make one but time was slipping away, I decided to swap the horse and cart with the empty one hitched up, dropping it off in the bakery and shutting the doors. (Doubt it stayed in there for long though, ha) I retrieved the bow and chased down the duo.
Saw the first prick with the knife, sill spouting like a 10yr old, shot him down in front of his buddy. Knew I'd be soon to follow but at least I kept my promise to you dad, well, I got one of the bastards a least!
I couldn't be more proud of you son.
I was somewhat fortunate to stumble across the other A-hole in his next game. He was my baby and he was bragging how he was a tyrant last game. I knew which one it was too instantly, the self proclaimed Dick-tator.
I told him I would get my children to kill him once they grew of age.
He ran around suspicious of everything, everyone.
He told a town guard of my plan to have one of his brothers or sisters kill him.
The town guard chased me out of town and to another settlement.
I waited around town til old age, gave my a knife to my daughter and hunted down Joseph for the last time.
I crept up behind him whilst he was talking to the town guard and finished the job.
I have played with him too. He was a complete jerk. . Kept begging for my knives. I think/hope my grandson killed him.
or you could 'train it' to kill murderers. That'd be a cool feature.
this is couple goals
can i be in jail? i jus like farming
im so excited, im gonna adopt all the nameless children and have an army
their idea of fun is death
relatable
beccalouisee wrote:i always feed abandon babies (mostly just when there is no point in their mother starving them). It is always fun when you're a male and you get to raise a baby as your "own". I really hope it shows under the names, then the males can have a family line too and not just have it end with them.
Please stop feeding my abandoned babies...
If i dont feed them i dont want them in town. I have had several eve camps destroyed by my daughters raising all the kids..
I keep two girls, and two boys as eve IF i find a great spot, and only keep more to replace dead ones.
If spot is not optimal i only keep one girl and two boys. Again replacing deaths.
I have gotten several of my eve camps stew many plates/bowls and a full set of metal tools, but useually its ruined by too many people being born, or some asshole waisting what little food we have on hand feeding babys i ment to let die.
Please please please!!! If you are an unwanted baby just run into the woods. You can always be reborn in that town later when you might be needed.
And dont be salty when you are unwanted. It happens sometimes its for the greater good
i only really keep them if it is a town. Sometimes mothers disown children for no reason. That's the time I will feed unwanted babies. Eve camps you should never overfeed children. Only keep 1-3 kids tbh. I hate when I am Eve and an unwanted child sticks around repeating F over and over.
I could not stop tripping not even stew saved me
So, I was in a pinch, trying to find my way back home. I ate around five mushrooms.
Then i starved.
I COULD NOT STOP TRIPPING FOR 5 GAMES. IDK HOW I SURVIVED.
I now, closed my game and reopened it. Its back to normal, but whew that was a wild ride.
i always feed abandon babies (mostly just when there is no point in their mother starving them). It is always fun when you're a male and you get to raise a baby as your "own". I really hope it shows under the names, then the males can have a family line too and not just have it end with them.
ya shrooms man they get u
Hi! I was in that village as well. It was a lot of fun until we ran out of food lol
It says: The code execution cannot proceed because SDL.dll was not found .Reinstalling the program may fix this problem.
Yeah, I have and it still does not do anything
I have reinstalled it multiple times and have tried it in my documents and my downloads folder. It's really exhausting. Can someone help me ASAP? I don't want 20 bucks to go to waste.
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