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#1 Main Forum » Spawned inside tutorial? » 2018-12-15 10:44:31
- Smetig
- Replies: 6
I just played a very weird game.
I spawned as Eve inside a tutorial.
I ran around for a while with my baby, gathering the clothes inside and realised that We could not get out. My daughter then went to play in the snake pit..
When my second child grew up we decided to make a pickaxe and break out of there, because it seemed like we had enough resources. We managed and when we came out there was a sign that said, go north or south. We went south, and there was another tutorial, identical to the one we had just broken out of.
We broke through it and found another south of it, and another and another.. I went past at least 12 almost identical tutorials. Some had corpses in them, one had a kiln and others where untouched.
I had no more girls, otherwise, I would have attempted to build a town on these grounds.
But has anyone ever spawned in the tutorial? I know I read a post ages ago about someone who had. And does anyone know how far the tutorials go, how many of them are there?
It all was just so weird.
If you ever spawn there and see a sign that says HOT OR SNOT, then you know it was me!
#2 Re: Main Forum » better transportation (traveling together) » 2018-12-08 02:24:09
I always had the simple idea that babies should be able to be put in a cart.
#3 Re: Main Forum » Do OHOL boobs look different while breastfeeding? » 2018-12-08 02:18:47
I don't really see any difference. Maybe it is just some optical illusion occurring when the baby's head blocks half of the boob area. It would make no sense to animate the breast for breastfeeding when the baby is facing away from the boobies anyways. But what do I know, haha, maybe Jason has the intention that ohol characters are supposed to feed their babies through their necks.
#4 Re: Main Forum » (Spoiler) The Oil Update Guide » 2018-12-08 02:10:13
Smetig wrote:can we talk about the sound that the spinning pump thing does , it's just Jason's voice going "EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH" had me dying at least.
Are all the in game sounds Jason's voice? My bf always overhears me playing and laughs at them lol
He records all the sounds in the game by himself, so yes i think it is mostly his voice we hear all day haha.
#5 Re: Main Forum » (Spoiler) The Oil Update Guide » 2018-12-08 01:13:48
can we talk about the sound that the spinning pump thing does , it's just Jason's voice going "EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH" had me dying at least.
#6 Main Forum » Jason! Can you add a homepage button in forums? » 2018-10-21 20:20:17
- Smetig
- Replies: 2
I know you can click your way from the homepage http://onehouronelife.com/ to the forums very easily.
But going from the forums back to the homepage, for an example checking family trees is a pain in the butt.
So can you please add a link to the homepage in the forums, perhaps up by the profile and log in buttons. It would really help my lazy ass get through the day not having to type in"OHOL" in the browser all the time.
And if there already is a link like this somewhere here, please do inform me 
thanks!
#7 Re: Main Forum » What is the most used word in the Game? » 2018-10-21 17:52:06
what about "ty"
#8 Re: Main Forum » Some fun facts about names! » 2018-10-21 13:53:25
Ive seen many "Ugowocha" (idk spelling) around from eves trying to name their kids "Ugly".
#9 Main Forum » What is the most used word in the Game? » 2018-10-21 13:35:23
- Smetig
- Replies: 18
What do you think the most used words in the game are? Not counting words like "You, I, can, is, are". 
#10 Re: Main Forum » Anyone who's online right now? » 2018-10-21 13:22:48
Tarr seems to never go offline
#11 Re: Main Forum » Bob » 2018-10-06 19:08:37
Today the Lisa family ruled by Bob the IV converted to representative regime with lifetime election. There was half of town victim of the Bob crazy namers. Laws have been written. The first was "Name your son bob is illegal".
Really, this Bob was wise.
Bob IV was a great man, he made the town into a democracy and fought his entire life to keep it that way. I am happy to say that Lisa town stilll remains a democracy and there has only been one Bob born since Bob IV, thanks to the laws he made.
#12 Re: Main Forum » What’s the longest Generation you’ve started as an Eve? » 2018-10-02 20:48:21
288 gens took four days and a team of people, http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … l_id=52083
Wow cool, I remember that family and I was part of that family many times. Checked the linage once and found that for 24 generations all babies where named in alphabetical order which is very impressing to me. When you say a Team of people do you mean it was organised somehow outside of the game ?
Btw My longest Eve run was 24 or something, "The Miles clan", someone in the forums named it.
#13 Re: Main Forum » How long does it take to run 1k » 2018-08-31 07:03:16
I measured how long it took to run 0.1 K as an adult without stopping at all and it took 30 seconds. So 30*10 = 300 seconds = 5 minutes. So one kilometre without stopping will take five minutes, but when adding stops for food it will take longer.
#14 Re: Main Forum » I made a thingy » 2018-08-30 22:05:26
How wonderful!
Sums up how I feel when someone slaps a flat rock on the last fire in town.
#15 Main Forum » Gene VIII Pool, my disabled little sister. » 2018-08-30 22:02:19
- Smetig
- Replies: 1
I was born Gene V Pool to Eve Pool, in rather a medium town. I learned that my mother had just stumbled across this place and thought it is a good place to raise her family.
I was reviving the berry farm, cleaning up and making new baskets as I heard my mothers voice from the berry farm. "COME ON BABIES!" she said. I went to see what was up and saw my mother feeding my younger sister with berries.
My sister, Gene VII, about 13 years old was sitting completely still, except for her mouth chewing the berries my mother constantly shovelled down her throat. I asked whats wrong with her and my mother explained that she was braindead because her IRL brain was currently taking the biggest Sh*t in the world.
I looked around and realised that I had no other sisters and that my mom soon was to hit the age of menopause. So I helped my mom care for my sister by the berry farm while my two older brothers were running the bakery and animal pen.
Shoutout to them for a great job btw!!!
Soon my mom got too old to have her own babies whilst my sister got mature enough. Now she really was our only hope. We waited and waited for a child but they didn't come.
Years went by and my sister must've been close to twenty when A baby girl popped out and my mother and I where thrilled! That was until she ran away and died in a pile of sheep dung. Another five years or so went and a boy came out. Also he ran away.
Maybe a disadvantage to my sisters brain-deadness was that it made her quite infertile bc those babies were popping out slow.
Eventually, my mother died of old age by my sisters feat and it was quite moving. Her last words were "Ima go see the angels!!!".
Finally a girl came from my sister. I begged her to stay, she did. I named her Jane and she was quite Talkative. We became close and she called me "Dadcle" and I called her "Daughteice". Jane helped me care for her disabled mother and I got time to work on things outside of the berry farm, such as getting backpacks for peaople.
My sister gave birth to another son right at the same time as Jane had her first baby. After that, more children came from Jane and the town was booming with life!
Eventually, my time had come to pass and I went to my sister Gene and held her hand. I said my farewells to Jane and all her little ones and then I said my final goodbyes to Gene before I died by her feat. I'm sure I saw a tiny sparkle in her eyes before I died as a response to my farewells.
Even though Gene VIII had it though with her mysterious disability, she was extremely lucky to be placed in this family where she was loved and cherished all the time!. Never was she hungry and never was she lonely. She had the luck of seeing her children and grandchildren grow up before her eyes.
While going back to the family tree I was glad to see that Jane and her Children had been feeding Gene long after her age of fertility was passed and she died at the age of 60 surrounded by her loving family.
I wish all the best luck to all of her descendants and I hope the Pool family will live on for a long while. Thank you, Jane, for staying with us at that time, you truly saved the town and made my life complete. I love you both Gene and Jane!! <3
#16 Re: Main Forum » Anyone know, if monolith still usable? » 2018-08-30 21:10:57
Monoliths where no fun. At one point I managed to live through 3 apocalypses in one gameplay. Didn't even have time to live an entire 60 minutes of life before a new apocalypse came. Me no like
#17 Re: Main Forum » What is the game icon supposed to be? » 2018-08-27 21:02:45
It's a chair
#18 Re: Main Forum » How did Eve Runner II's decendants become the Wiza family??? » 2018-08-26 21:26:43
That's really cool, I didn't know these stuff before so thanks for educating me !
#19 Re: Main Forum » How did Eve Runner II's decendants become the Wiza family??? » 2018-08-26 20:08:07
1. Eve wiza propably spawned in the town and started naming children. The kids then get the wiza name.
2. If there is another Runner linage active at the time of Eve naming herself, then she gets the II.
3. He propably did not get named as a kid. If you name someone without picking him up, the named person gets no last name.
1. You mean Eve Wiza named other peoples children? I didn't think that was possible.
3. You can name someone without picking them up??
Im so confused lol
#20 Main Forum » How did Eve Runner II's decendants become the Wiza family??? » 2018-08-26 19:57:55
- Smetig
- Replies: 5
Ok, so I was in Gen 19 of the Wiza family as Hilary Wiza.
When I went back to check the family tree I saw that the original Eve was Eve Runner II. Apparently the last name "Runner" died out at some point and in gen 10, a woman named Cloud, named her child "Love Wiza", and from then on all the descendants from Love carried the last name Wiza forward for 22 generations.
Here is the link to the family tree: http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … _id=955375
So there are a few things that make me wonder about this
1. How is it possible to give a baby a completely new last name?
2. Why was Eve the second Eve Runner? Does the system go outside of the family so if there is another "Eve Runner" out in the world somewhere, the new Eve Runner becomes Eve Runner II?
3. Also in gen 22, there is a boy named just "Stewart", whilst all his siblings and his mother have the family name. I thought it was only possible to lose the family name if your mother is a Nameless.
I'm just really confused by all this. I haven't played in about a month so there is alot of things new to me and maybe the family tree system has changed while I was gone. But if anyone has any explanations or if you were a part of this and know what happened please share it with me here. Thanks!
#21 Re: Main Forum » STEW! STEWWWWW!!! » 2018-06-09 22:29:51
LONG LIVE THE STEW
#22 Re: Main Forum » Killed via Chat » 2018-05-30 19:18:39
I found you! I don't know the story and I just started playing the game recently. I was Nancy! Where can I find the story or what is it?
oh, West probably thought you were another player named Aurora Aurora in the forums. She usually names all her children aurora and marries alot of ppl, preferably her brothers.
#23 Re: Main Forum » Tell me about the weirdest life you've had » 2018-05-28 18:59:43
I once had two children who married eachother and made babies. It turned out both of them new swedish and the three of us started making fun of all other villagers in Swedish. My daughter decided she wanted to become a car an rand around with a cart all day . Was that you Aurora?
Another fun life was five minutes after the last update whith the new skins. I started as Eve and made started my first town. My first baby plopped out and was kinda cute, then my second came and was super ugly. I could not stop laughing. I had plenty of children and almost all of them got the new skins. Since it was the first reaction to the new skins for all of us, everyone was laughing so much everytime someone aged. We actually didn't get much work done bc we were commenting on the new skins. My little girl Hana had cute red curly hair, she disappeared for a while and we assumed she had died. Then suddenly one day a crazy cat lady stumbles in with a crying baby and a face that says she has just seen a ghost. And she just says "Kill me". Everyone stopped what they were doing and burst out laughing and I actually snorted out loud laughing with tears in my eyes in the middle of the night. It was hilarious and then I starved. I literally died of laughter.
#24 Re: Main Forum » Guide: how to make a sheep pen » 2018-05-28 18:24:47
About two weeks ago after my mother Eve abandoned me, I discovered that babies can stand behind a muflon and click it. The muflon will then move 4 tiles to the opposite direction. I was able to direct the muflon in whatever way I wished until I starved. I later tried this as an adult and it no longer worked. So as far as I know, babies can push around muflons and maybe that can be useful for capturing them? I haven't tested this out since, and maybe it does not work anymore.
#25 Re: Main Forum » To the Miles Clan » 2018-05-26 10:09:07
Hi family! I was Eve Miles. This is the first time my decendants made it so far, and I am very proud! I spawned as Eve in the perfect spot which is exactly where the town was built. I stepped on a rattlesnake at the age of 41, and was immediately reborn to my daughter Erika Miles as Henry Miles. Alltough I did not live very long that time. After my death I regualry checked the family line to se how you guys were doing, and it was a delight.
I was so happy when I poone day was reborn in the family as Jeff in Genereation 15. I was a cute little blond girl. I tried telling everyone that i was the originasal Eve. My aunt brushed me of with a "yeah right" . No one else believed me. One day when i walked out in the forrest some girl named Dewaun came from nowhere with a bow and arrow. She shot me and then said "Nothing personal". I think she wanted my cool wolf hat. I was to far away from town to watrn anyone, then i died. i hope you guys had better and longer lifes then i did. I am very proud of you my family !!!