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#1 Re: Frequently Asked Questions » [Tutorial] Private Single Player Sever » 2023-01-26 12:11:03
necroing this just to make sure that people see this if they want a private server.
#2 Re: Main Forum » Dumdum Drawings in Discord » 2019-12-18 06:12:04
man i love the burdock aunt. i miss checking in and seeing your amazing artwork.
merry burdockmas
#3 Re: Main Forum » The forum is slowly dying. » 2019-12-17 21:05:16
Now that i think .. what happened to Morti?
that's a whole can of worms you don't want to open up.
#4 Re: Main Forum » You are a griefer » 2019-12-17 21:03:48
w0wma wrote:Dodge wrote:yeah lulz, let's build an altar and pray to the goose gods amiright.
if it's late game and that's where things have come to, go ahead and worship the goose gods and sacrifice things for the goose god.
So that's why the last town I was in has so many dead geese stuck on tree stumps ....
Can't decide if the goose gods would be pleased or angered by such sacrifices.
there's always dead geese around, but they'd probably be pleased.
#5 Re: Main Forum » Problem: Vegan and Vegetarian Families Can't Play Correctly » 2019-12-17 21:02:42
jason could add hemp (for fibers) and marijuana (because marijuana). i mean... we already have magic mushrooms so why not go all the way?
#6 Re: Main Forum » Overpopulation » 2019-12-17 20:58:43
maybe this is where griefers come into play... survival of the fittest perhaps? :thinking:
#7 Re: Main Forum » You are a griefer » 2019-12-17 08:14:58
w0wma wrote:my god, is this **really** what i crawled out of my coffin to gaze upon? everyone needs to chill out. everyone needs to go back to planting a shit load of milkweed to make stone hoes. worship. the. stone. hoe. church. instead. of. griefing.
yeah lulz, let's build an altar and pray to the goose gods amiright.
if it's late game and that's where things have come to, go ahead and worship the goose gods and sacrifice things for the goose god.
#8 Re: Main Forum » Lived to 60 with zero babies?? » 2019-12-17 08:13:37
a couple of explanations are:
- jason's updating the game.
- maybe you were unlucky.
#9 Re: Main Forum » Possible Update? Role for Dogs » 2019-12-17 08:10:06
i haven't read any of the other posts, simply because of how long they have been. buuuuut anyway, jason should make alsatians and pitbulls guard dogs. (pitbulls were apparently cheap guard dogs back in the day.) chihuahuas could alert someone that someone is near their property, because they're notorious for being yappy little bastards. (if you own a property and have a chihuahua in it.) chihuahuas and daschunds would make good rabbit hunting dogs. basically dogs need assigned uses beyond being aesthetic. + some dogs would make good hunting dogs.
#10 Re: Main Forum » You are a griefer » 2019-12-17 08:05:52
my god, is this **really** what i crawled out of my coffin to gaze upon? everyone needs to chill out. everyone needs to go back to planting a shit load of milkweed to make stone hoes. worship. the. stone. hoe. church. instead. of. griefing.
#11 Main Forum » I Have a Theory » 2019-12-01 05:45:10
- w0wma
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My incredibly scientific theory is that in the world of OHOL we are basically plants. Why do you ask that? Well, we need the perfect temperature so that we don't get hypothermia or hyperthermia (hyperthermia is the opposite of hypothermia). We also require water and the perfect temperature/heat to make our food. We also somehow multiply by fertilizing ourselves like plants.
p.s this should be an obvious sarcastic joke. (saying this just in case people don't get the joke, and insult my intelligence.)
#12 Re: Main Forum » Well wine is never getting made » 2019-12-01 02:04:17
tipy, tipy. i'm sure that jason made this update for when times get boring in late game civilization. because remember how dull everything got when you finally had newcommen towers, oil, clothing, etc etc?
personally, i wouldn't call this update 'racist'. that sounds pathetic and like an extreme exaggeration. i recommend taking a break from this game if you're recommending that people refund this game to go buy real wine. it sounds like you need it.
#13 Main Forum » back » 2019-12-01 01:54:11
- w0wma
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hey guys, i'm returning. i'm probably not gonna join the discord for awhile until i become comfortable in the game. i'm going to be more focused on ohol. it looks like there's been a lot of changes. i like the temperature animations, and i'm excited to grow grapes and become a pisshead. btw, i'm sorry to the people who i owe an apology to.
- xoxo w0wma
p.s stone hoes are still the superior hoe.
#14 Re: Main Forum » Our Origin, The Monument, The X Road » 2019-09-07 08:02:42
i've contributed to the roads.
#15 Re: Main Forum » Free account. » 2019-07-29 21:25:17
#16 Re: Main Forum » Jason this is the worst thing you've ever done and I'm really upset » 2019-07-26 05:15:08
You earn one life every 10 minutes now, so there is a limit again (now that the box is bigger).
Also, I forgot how the "end hell" would impact life tokens. I'll have to think about that more.
thanks jason. all we need now is a faster regen time on items.
#17 Re: Main Forum » Jason this is the worst thing you've ever done and I'm really upset » 2019-07-26 03:09:12
jason, you need to fix this. unless you're killing your game, and if you are killing your game you're doing a good job at it.
#18 Re: Main Forum » Where are the New characters? » 2019-07-22 08:22:32
they exist, you just have to /die a few times to find a family that has them
#19 Re: Main Forum » Regarding new character model - Before it’s too late » 2019-07-17 21:50:27
pls make both suggestions happen, overlord jason. also BUMP.
#20 Re: Main Forum » its not griefing » 2019-07-16 09:47:09
it's not stealing
i'm just borrowing your stuff and not returning it
#21 Re: Main Forum » Twins are a problem Most prob griefers i want your thoughts » 2019-07-13 05:12:57
i am a twin and triplet often now.
i often outlive my siblings and dont suicide.
jason loves his pink noise and unpredictabilities.
but you're also a griefer. :thinking:
#22 Re: Main Forum » RIP Papa Humbu » 2019-07-12 00:35:26
#23 Main Forum » RIP Papa Humbu » 2019-07-12 00:34:20
- w0wma
- Replies: 2
you'll forever be in our hearts, you'll never be forgotten. we will miss your stone hoe sermons, and your old man rants.
pls type 's' for stone hoe prayers. 
#24 Re: Main Forum » Onehouronelife players are bad » 2019-07-11 22:20:33
Its great when old people or those born as men take on the teacher role more often. When I'm playing as a woman and get a baby that is new I always try to teach however once I start my lesson I pop out another kid, then another. And its really not easy to teach when you are raising multiple kids but when you don't have that responsibility then it's much easier.
i'm not going to teach your kids for you.
#25 Re: Main Forum » is hetuw mod safe? » 2019-07-11 22:14:54
it's like a russian roulette, if you download it it might be good or bad. and if it's bad, you're obviously not worthy of owning hetuw mod you pleb.