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Omgggggg YES!!!!!! I'm seriously going to cry lol!!! THANK YOU!!!! My favorite game is coming back!!!
Dodge, how would you suggest implementing "tanking up" without allowing one adult to eat all the food? The original suggestion was just doubling the stomach size. Could be 2x or 3x or 4x without allowing one adult to eat everything in sight.
On the other hand, the most extreme version (infinite stomach) has the most depth. Unfortunately, the raw griefing potential is enormous. One guy running around eating every wild berry, etc. It's unfortunate that every idea gets hamstrung by griefing. "No limit" is much deeper than "limit." But we have to deal with players who are playing sub-optimally on purpose. I wish there was one giant, super-clean way we could deal with griefing once and for all, so that every design innovation didn't have to tiptoe around it....
It's like with chopping down trees. The deepest option is to let you pick how many to chop, anywhere from 0 to "all of them," with some middle amount being optimal, and it's up to you to figure that out. Then along comes a griefer who chops down all of them. Then I have to insert some arbitrary limit on the upper end....
In Poker, no limit with the deepest possible stacks provides widest skill spectrum. More possible choices, more gradation, more room for error. The lowest-skill variant is one-chip poker, where your only decision is whether to go all in or fold. The great thing about poker is that there's no such thing as griefing. Poor play is punished by huge financial losses. Go ahead, try to shove all in on every hand. That kind of "broken" strategy is easy to beat long-term. Players who play that way either weed themselves out by running out of money, or keep coming back with more money, which any sensible poker player would welcome. It's a self-solving problem.
But in OHOL... there's just no cost to the perpetrator for sub-optimal play, nor no benefit to the others...
Obese sprites would be nice. But there are a bunch of problems. First, GPU stretch looks horrible, so they would need to be hand-drawn at different sizes. And then we have the problem of clothes. Those would need to be drawn bigger too. So it's a content nightmare. Without different clothing sprites, the big body would "hang out" of the small clothes. This would look horrible.
Why not make it so that when you're cursed to donkey town a certain number of times, showing that you're a serial griefer, you get banished there for like, a month. I bet that shit would stop. Or the griefer would finally just quit playing
Stormyzabeast wrote:Jasonnnnnnn!!!!! Please end this misery
Not gonna happen. His bathtub is only half full of gamer tears.
This arc will continue until it is FULL.
I know. I mean end this arc crap, period
only the strong survive is ez if you know the swamp and stew the days of living on the petroleum nipple are ovah!
I have no problem living to old age. It's just getting boring and repetitive af
I was once born to a mom who immediately took me to the jungle and dropped me in mosquitos lol
I'm seriously about to cry reading this...a game! But it's, well it WAS, more than just a game It was so much fun.
I turned into a little girl Eve and then I lost connection, then was reborn into the normal game...da fuq... And to a Mont *cries*
Die arc! Dieeee
Now I'm -7 years old... I'm just gonna see what happens
betame wrote:What's it like?
I hear there's no oil.
Is there water or iron being found for farming?
Are people surviving off of wild food?
How do towns look?
How are people behaving?There's still a working newcomen on the map but most people aren't near/around it. Oil is gone but people still have plenty of ponds to fetch water from if they wanted to keep farming like normal.
Good players always survive off of wild food, newer players are definitely dying a lot easier than normal since it's harder for them to get food and depend on those willing to make decent food. Towns in generally are just cemeteries as new players die, some people are trying to hunt gingers, and lack of skilled players willing to carry the end of the arc is lowering.
People are doing the normal "eNd tHe aRc." thing where they start killing off the weaker of two families. Game is far from being completely unlivable but we've reached the point where people willing to grit their teeth and keep going getting outnumbered by the people wanting reset.
Game is still 100% livable without oil. We still have a working newcomen water pump, there's still tons of natural soil, ponds are out the kazoo, and we still have untapped iron veins.
Yup. Everything's still working but it's not. It's really weird. Babies keep dying off. The families are getting along. It's the Mont and First's left. Not many Months were alive and they were gone suicide but then they just didn't -_-
Jasonnnnnnn!!!!! Please end this misery
I still remember when this game was about building villages together, instead of oil and race wars.
Do you remember that? Wasn't it fun?
Sigh...... Pepperidge farm remembers.... As do I.
What's Jason gonna do when there's no one left playing this game? I'm close to just uninstalling the shit to save myself the headache. I've got a good 2k hours out of it.
It truly breaks my heart, this was my absolute favorite game.
I was wondering why bears kept popping up in the nursery -_-
It's miserable out heeya!
Gotcha. Thanks guys
jasonrohrer wrote:In a post-Arc world
Does this mean the rift will stop resetting at some point in the forseeable future? Or that you'll (heavens please) be getting rid of the rift in its current form (and therefore readjusting how well-tapping works), making it possible to Eve and pseudo-Eve again?
Right??? Omg I'd die of happiness! It would seriously feel like Christmas morning! I wouldn't stop playing if my house caught on fire lol
Old Greg?
How about.... Now just hear me out.... How about we stop getting shit taken from us and crammed up each others asses?
Why not make flat rock stacks carryable so we can make long ass roads connecting towns and have NO RIFT again! I'm sick of dumb wars, bored griefer and everything getting wiped out every few days
Honestly, I've hated most updates since the temperature update. The game's gone to shit. I used to play every day as much as possible, now I play a life or two every few days, if that. Sucks so bad... Stop taking shit away. Add to the game. Players are leaving and new players are quitting fast
I even found a monument yesterday... Towns have been named "Tarr's Trash".
I had about 1000 hours pre steam so I've been playing a while but I guess I've just missed this. I've seen him/her in the forums lol. Wth?
Actually, there already IS an indicator of sorts.
After all the well spots are used up:
--Dry Natural Springs remain in the area around a well
--Thoroughly Dry Natural Springs are everywhere else.
So you can kinda tell if you're in the area by what kind of dry you find. However, I feel like you really need some kind of "gradient" to climb with more information.
Maps to find the nearest well? Those area already in the game as maps! Go to a well and make a map. Or spread maps around the game to tell people where you found the well.
That's not really feasible. When you're eve'ing, naked with a bunch of babies? Plus, people aren't going to just make maps to run around and leave.
How about you just make them the way they were. It was fine
Mind you that this still doesn't solve the issue with wells being created in inhospitable areas. We shouldn't need to rely on Tarr being online 100% of the time so he can make us reasonable wells.
+1
Dudeeeee! I found a well some asshole built in the Badlands. Made a thriving town!!! I'm so happy
My genetic score went from 47 to 10.....
Yeah..... Every mom I have dies literally cursing Jason. My last words were... Well... They weren't nice. This is fucking stupid
They're all dry or thoroughly dry. I've spent three lives looking for a "good" one. I'm not sure I read about this update