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#26 Re: Main Forum » To my daughter mother daughter mother daughter mother daughter mother » 2018-07-24 03:11:24
Is whole thread bout teaching people
TheRedBug is teaching the peoples
TheRedBug
For the ones who get it done
Grainger
#27 Re: Main Forum » people really need to relax geez » 2018-07-24 02:28:23
Kubassa posts are the best though.. Plz no ban!
He has classic insults and never breaks character.
You have to earn your Kubassa insults, but they are always worth the effort <3
Kubassa 2020!
#28 Re: Main Forum » thank you Redbug » 2018-07-24 02:24:13
#29 Re: Main Forum » Welp, found the actual source of lag » 2018-07-24 02:20:47
Nerds.
Amen
#30 Re: Main Forum » Accounts selling stuff » 2018-07-23 16:04:28
The passport people will come back. My favorite is the humble jersey salesman or the sharktankwieghtlossketo guy <3.
#31 Re: Main Forum » New and Excited » 2018-07-22 05:08:04
Most important thing to know is to eat before you kill people.
You can't drop the weapon for like a whole minute..
#32 Re: Main Forum » New and Excited » 2018-07-22 04:35:39
You might want to accept your uselessness and roll with it. I used to only be able to farm carrots till one day I learned how to compost and another how to smith.
#33 Main Forum » Burping (instead of obesity) » 2018-07-22 04:32:54
- YAHG
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If you over eat (waste) you make a loud burping noise, maybe the arrow points at you.
Range (+volume?) increases the larger the pips of waste eating you do.
This would alert us to the carrot sponges of the world as they will be burping like ALL THE TIME.
It is also funny.
Bonus points:
Lady burps for female characters, I am sure we can get people to volunteer sound samples <3 if need be 
#34 Re: Main Forum » Favorite Job? » 2018-07-22 04:27:32
This may sound boring but I love berry farming. Keeps the town fed while I’m able to socialize when the bushes are growing.
You should've said town rapist <3, like on /pol/
#35 Re: Main Forum » How does lineage ban work? » 2018-07-22 04:20:45
If I understand all the news correctly:
Lineage bans only effect servers with more than 10 people on them and they scale from 0-3 hours at 10-50 people respectively (I assume linearly?)
As an addendum to the above you only get a lineage ban if you live to more 30 years of age or die through player vs. player violence.
#36 Re: Main Forum » What was your first kill like? » 2018-07-22 01:59:04
At least there are SOME people that don't pretend they only kill on accident..
#37 Re: Main Forum » What was your first kill like? » 2018-07-21 05:34:18
Someone called me an idiot, so I made a knife and killed her in front of her daughter as they were making plans for god knows what.
Ahh was nice 
#38 Re: Main Forum » order for eveing » 2018-07-21 05:32:29
Change snare for stone hoe as you can't farm without that anymore. Snare is nice for needle and clothes (or just into bellows) off the fire but not necessary.
#39 Re: Main Forum » Lazy noob city. » 2018-07-21 04:12:40
So are you cursed yet?
#40 Re: Main Forum » Would any newbies be interested in some 1 on 1 twin lessons? » 2018-07-21 03:29:43
#41 Re: Main Forum » Would any newbies be interested in some 1 on 1 twin lessons? » 2018-07-21 03:24:44
YAHG wrote:I think a good way might also to just go onto a high number server and either twin or get born to the teacher.
If this game ever gets HUGE there should be an official mentor system.
Option: be reborn as mentor
Option: be reborn as a studentIn an optimal spot with lots of mats to lend to a teaching environment.
There is the test server. IIR you can set up the test map with items and terrain and such as well as possibly change the bounds.
What you wanna do then is just set up a training room with the stuff you need to learn either X or most everything.
Most people understand things if you just walk em through it once live. I assume the rest of them don't really want to learn.
#42 Re: Main Forum » Would any newbies be interested in some 1 on 1 twin lessons? » 2018-07-21 03:13:04
I think a good way might also to just go onto a high number server and either twin or get born to the teacher.
#43 Re: Main Forum » soup for son » 2018-07-21 03:02:43
Turnipseed wrote:Please dont teach kids to bury bodies it is a waste of a shovel unless they were super great citizens
i was a super great citizen and deserved a grave
That is what they all say ;D
Did you make sure to leave some grains on the ground as offerings to TheRedBug?
Legend has it that he noms them when no one is looking...
#44 Re: Main Forum » Pharo Tribe VS Dicktator aka "Henry" July 20 2018 » 2018-07-21 03:00:40
I am not ashamed to say that these stories have turned me into a Henry fanboy.
Yeah, I don't know what is going on but this Henry guy sounds like a badass.
<3
#45 Re: Main Forum » How do I download the game if i already have it but im on a new PC » 2018-07-21 02:59:37
Thank you!
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#46 Re: Main Forum » How do I download the game if i already have it but im on a new PC » 2018-07-21 02:55:06
Should be in email..
#47 Re: Main Forum » How do I download the game if i already have it but im on a new PC » 2018-07-21 02:50:51
#48 Re: Main Forum » New generation item: [Apple] tree » 2018-07-21 02:48:05
I don't like it.
Sounds like a lot of work for a shit reward while being super fragile the whole time.
Prestige items are fun like once for some people, but are mostly useless for gameplay.
Think roses.
#49 Re: Main Forum » Esteban Pharo——most productive man I've met! » 2018-07-21 02:44:32
Born in a tiny villiage, kidnapped three times by Lynn Pharo for she think too many boys there, Esteban Pharo jumped down and escaped, he siad ty to mom, and go out for his work.
Milkweed farm first, more than twelve rope
Then, wooddisk and boards
Next, four bucket
And, four handcarft
With caft, he brings Tons of soil, and tons of iron ore."Who are you Esteban?"
"I am only who played much times...."
He is an aritist, perfect productivity, and perfect organized.
He died for old age.
I bet it was pien, I played with him once... I died as Eve moments away from hammer and first tools <3
He is a beast.
He is also like a ghost, you almost never see him but every time you come back home there is more shit in camp..
<3
#50 Re: Main Forum » It's that time again, time for another thought :P » 2018-07-21 02:41:46
Just put a 2 hour timer for abandoned ones to respawn.
That or push up the rabbit hutch update that you mentioned.
On another note I am super jealous that you have such a high cycle time between your thoughts.. mine are always pestering me.