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SO, I've discovered my new favorite activity! Take a horse cart with rubber wheels, a bow, a flint chip, and an arrow. once you leave your homelands, theres TONS of turkeys! you can bring back seven at a time if you take the rope off the bow ( and yew is everywhere so you can easily make a new one) AND you can wear one as a hat. now turkey HAS to be one of the most water efficient foods, because its FREE. and then guess what? YOU CAN MAKE TURKEY SOUP FOR ONLY ONE WATER. Ya'll probably already know this all but boy was my mind blown when I realized how many turkeys i could catch and how much food they actually provide. Its so much fun I stg.
the simple solution to not spawning in DT, is DONT BE A DICK. like man i've been playing this game for months now, and I havnt been cursed a SINGLE time? Why? you may ask. the answer is simple, dont grief. Dont start stabbing people, dont log on to stay AFK your entire life, dont work to destroy other players HARD WORK. Yes, curses can happen by mistake, but if someone is trying to destroy what everyone else has put HOURS into building, its simply rude to attempt to destroy a town. If the griefers are upset about being sent to their timeout corner, maybe they should rethink their actions and consider how mindlessly destroying towns can upset real people. its rude man. dont grief. I've never once met a person who went around cursing people on a whim, you only get one curse for however long and what if you encounter an actual griefer? If you're cursed for no reason its probably because you took something someone spent their life crafting
2 people cursed me for bouncing babies (I was RP as pedo),
i like to do the opposite of that, and as a child I will attempt to seduce old men. Then I follow him around and claim he's the dad to all my kids. its pretty fun, some people try to fight it though xD
fuck ya got me xD
Yeah, I thought it might be that.... that's a bug!
Would be nicer if it was people's selfless humanity shining through, though.
even then, when i wander into the wilderness I make it a point to never eat ALL the wild food available, should I or another player come to the situation where they run out of food. Nothing worse than dying next to an empty berry bush
I shoulda took it as a warning, but JEEZ I'mgetting whooped. its incredibly hostile to leave the small village to hunt rabbits. late game i admit the food nerf wasn't terrible but jeez man I'm just starving constantly xD still love the game but I almost wanna wait until the towns get slightly more advanced. I used to love the challenge that eve villages posed, but this is just frustrating. no hate to Jason but what have we done to anger the gods?? I vote we sacrifice Spoonwood into the nearest volcano and pray Jason hears our cries
@morti, idk about the other words but i THINK chav is a word for a poor russian who slav squats and wears Adidas pants. could be completely wrong though
how do carrot pies stand on water usage. i mean one water grows five carrots, and two waters to make the dough for four pies and one carrot left to replant. I feel like its a pretty decent food most people are reluctant to use. but idk i've never looked too far into the math of things. mutton pies are indeed great but you need almost a full berry bush and the carrots, so thats two waters plus the two to make the dough. I think carrot pies may out weigh the mutton, but ofc with yum bonuses its best to have the variety.
one of my favorite aspects of the game is to fill the village with a variety of food for generations to come. well done!
Why y'all still replying to him fr? he posts the same three complaints every few days, if y'all stop giving him attention he'll quit lmao
is that a OHOL discord?
our town literally depleted itself of food in a matter of ten minutes, this is catastrophic
Idk whats going on with the game right now, but I was born into a tini family and the food pips weren't working as thry should, mutton pie only gave five pips, turkey broth three, wild onions, tomatoes, berries, all only gave one pip. the town quickly depleted its food sources as nothing was nourishing the people. idk whats going on if its a glitch or intentional but the town was completely covered in corpses of everyone starving in their twenties. whats going on man
On the mission. i gathered eight buckets of rubber, but then my sons began trying to summon the apocalypse right next to the rubber farm so we'll see how far that rubber makes it.
I think this is an amazing idea, and would help point all the n00bs in the correct directions in the crafting tree. also the idea of leveling up, as morti said, would add a lot of incentive for players to stick with a task and help not only themselves but the group as a whole. too often players will only make enough for themselves, which is still great, but teamwork makes the society function a lot better. 10/10 imo
ty for all the kind words, I hope I can meet you as well someday. i've read your story many times, and it has been one of the most inspiring stories i've seen on this form. The tragic truth of this game is that, it can be hard at times to form connections with one another, so when the opportunity presents, it must be savored, every second. every life is tragic in a sense that those that you do bond with are often lost to time. we see some of the best moments of humanity in this game as well as some of the worst. it truly is a miracle
My name was Rose Ada, and i was born in a town of only brown people. I had been playing all night and no towns beyond the brown town seemed to have access to rubber when suddenly a bell rang from the distance. Maybe the Gingers had finally built a bell? It was twenty seven km to the north east, and the voyage, though long, would be worth it if my genes could reach that town. I picked up a cart, and a bucket of rubber and started to run. Along the voyage, not long after beginning, I had my first daughter. I named her Travona (i was gonna name her traveler, but alas the name didn't exist). I told her of my plans and she agreed to follow me. my first daughter what luck! We kept pushing onward. I dressed her with my own clothing and looted more clothes for myself from corpses as we traveled. I had six children, all of whom slash died, or were afk. I pulled my daughter aside and made the rash descision that only females would be kept as we traveled. Suddenly I had a male, and IK what I said, but he seemed eager to adventure. I warned him that he would not survive this trip and we went off. My cart and my two brave children. In the excitement I forgot to name my son as we ventured. I lost sight of my dear children for only a brief second before I heard a scream. I ran to the source of the noise. My daughter, my only fertile daughter was gushing blood. I comforted her in her last moments before she passed on. Things looked grim. I quickly dressed my nameless son in the clothing of his sister and we continued onward. I was no longer able to produce children, this was bad. We made it to 24 km, as i quickly approached my own demise. Animals kill, yet time is the one thing that will always creep up on you. My son was determined to carry on my legacy, though our efforts bore no fruit. He shared his username with me, but i believe that i misspelled it, because I couldnt find him on the forums. I drew this picture in a hurry, before the details left my mind. I may forget what i was wearing but i will never forget my brave family. If anyone shared this life with me, i would love to hear from you. I miss my children.
i spent like half an hour trying to figure out this qr code before. I bowed my head in shame