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#26 Re: Main Forum » Bye Masha the killer/griefer! » 2018-06-03 00:50:07

YAHG wrote:

So you killed someone for saying nigger?

Tbh I would be tempted to kill someone for saying that because it means they likely ARE a griefer.

I mean griefers always seem to be pretty bitter miserable people (or 12yr olds which is the same thing tongue)  in real life and are a bit more prone to using that kind of language.

#27 Main Forum » Dear Ash- FU I LIVED AHAHAHAAHA » 2018-06-03 00:42:21

Feldspar
Replies: 8

We were in Berryhaven- a prosperous town, with everything a growing girl could need.

I had a wonderful mother and and a great uncle.... and then you came along. I was barely able to feed myself when my loving uncle told me to run from the bad man. So I ran.  I ran as fast as my little legs could carry me. But soon I grew hungry. I came back and you were still killing my family- but in your murderous distraction you enabled me to steal a basket of pies and escape. I lived in the wilderness for many years- found an abandoned milkweed farm, hunted rabbits and waited. Because YOU were old, but I was not!

When the time was right I came home- I didn't even have a home marker but I was a skilled wilderness explorer by then and found it easily. I found your body and took you clothes and knife. Then I had children- and with each child I had, I went to your body and gloated. Because WE won and you lost. I had a whole city to myself to raise my kids and everyone could do what they wanted there. I even started a school. It was great!

My only regret is that lag got me before I could pass on the knife to a responsible child.

-Cousin Lola

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=230361

P.S. one of my kids pooped on your grave.

#28 Re: Main Forum » Teaching went wrong » 2018-06-02 21:15:30

Yeah I definitely noticed a massive uptick in new players last night too! Had a few newbie mums I couldn't really help teach that much and a bunch of new kids that I had mixed results with. One town I was in seemed to have a nice mix of experienced players and new players that were willing to be helpful and learn. Managed to pass on some farming skills before I died of old age so was quite a nice run through and will hopefully help the new players in their future game.

The other game I had, had a town which I think was absolutely full of new players haha. Spent the whole time running around like a mad women trying to keep the farm alive, which was hard as couldn't consistently get people helping me with basic jobs like watering and corn harvesting. Its a shame because the farm was in a great spot and someone before me had built a massive milkweed farm at some point so we were ready to move on to smithing and sheep-but couldn't even get a rabbit hunter for some backpacks lol. In hindsight perhaps I should have picked a couple of apprentices early on and giving them all the farming work so I could do some of the more complicated jobs.

Eitherway I think its best to teach as much as possible-as yahg said if we pass on a little bit of knowledge each time, hopefully they'll be strong players in no time! I definitely try and give the newbies as good an experience as possible because the game just isn't any fun without players if everyone gets scared off smile

#29 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-06-02 11:03:55

kcmcc2 wrote:

I was born in an up and coming civilization with lots of farming. We were in a warm place in the intersection of a few biomes.

I am grateful to my mother Rachell for naming me. I was inspired by my aunts, Angel and Wendy. Angel, I named one of my most hardworking children after you. Wendy, you taught me how to farm. I carried on the tradition and passed on the loincloth after death.

I tried to raise all of my children well. I lost three--Will, Wateen (Water), and my nameless son who lived to his 20's. My nameless son did so well. He was very affected by his uncle Mondell's death. My biggest regret was not naming you, son. I would have called you Michael.

My three living children (at the time of my death at the age of 60), Ben, Angel (Jr.) and Potter (Pouch), made me so proud. Ben was later killed by a wolf, no doubt while on an expedition. Angel was an accomplished farmer and mother. Potter was with me until the very end. He was very funny, and always willing to help out.

Thank you for such a good run. I did not know much about playing the game, but I learned a lot from all of my fellow family.

Love,
Danica

Hi Danica, its Aunty Wendy here; so happy you carried on the family corn business- you were a great apprentice and like the daughter I never had smile Glad to hear the family loincloth got passed down as well. It was originally Angels, so was an important part of the family inheritance!

Unfortunately only one of my boys lived to a ripe old age- Mondell (Monday) you were a great worker and it seems you picked an excellent way to go-shrooms are always fun! Tuesday I know you were new and hoped I was able to teach you a little in your short life- I wish I couldn't been around to help out more! Wednesday and Unamed- I was so busy with the corn by the time you both came along I really didnt get to spend any time with either of you- sorry about that!

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#30 Re: Main Forum » Has the birth cool down decreased or are their just more players? » 2018-06-02 04:23:35

sc0rp wrote:
Feldspar wrote:

So the last few games I've played as a woman it seems I'm absolutely pumping out babies! Like waaay more than I have ever done before. I was wondering if anyone else is having a similar problem, and if so whether they think its from an increase in players or some sort of change in birth cool down times?

Maybe players.  There are like twice the number of active players than yesterday.


Ahh that would be it then!

#31 Main Forum » Has the birth cool down decreased or are their just more players? » 2018-06-02 02:53:49

Feldspar
Replies: 2

So the last few games I've played as a woman it seems I'm absolutely pumping out babies! Like waaay more than I have ever done before. I was wondering if anyone else is having a similar problem, and if so whether they think its from an increase in players or some sort of change in birth cool down times?

#32 Re: Main Forum » lineage ban n birth control » 2018-06-01 23:20:03

I would actually really like to see a longer birth cool down time, particularly amongst younger  mothers and definitely younger eves. Last night as an Eve I popped out like 3 babies in a row- the first one couldn't even eat yet, I hadn't found a green tile, but already a 3rd baby had come along! I mean abandoning babies is part of the decisions you make in game, but it should be a decision you can actually make and not something your forced to to because you literally can't single handedly feed 3 babies at once lol.

My suggestion would be to have breastfeeding slow down the birth cool down time. That way you have a bit more time to sort out your first kid before a second one comes along (which makes for some more quality experience for the baby player) and also means you've got some more complicated play style choices to make. For example if you're doing something like repopulating a town and you have a son, you can choose to waist resources feeding him carrots to up the chance of having a daughter etc.

#33 Re: Main Forum » My take on the new Corn update. » 2018-06-01 13:16:36

Alleria wrote:
SimonK.Icyy wrote:
TrustyWay wrote:

Would you be interessted to become a cultist of our mushroom CULT !

No thank you, I am a follower of the Corn Gods

This man gets it. All hail Centeotl! Corn for the corn God, popcorn for the popcorn throne!!!

SACRIFICE FOR THE POPCORN GOD! ALL HAIL THE CORN GOD  tongue

#34 Re: Main Forum » Should I get this game? » 2018-06-01 13:13:24

Yup this game is great fun so go for it! As the others have said, theres a lot of tweaking happening at the moment but the last update was fantastic and even with the not so good updates you can still have a really good run smile

#35 Re: Main Forum » To my darling Athena and my friends in Popcorn town » 2018-06-01 13:10:26

Mirelli wrote:

I was Athena! Ily mostest my popcorn husband <3 looks like Corny lived to a decent age but Poppy unfortunately died at 17 with no children. Still a great life tho!

Yey Athena you saw my message! Ahh poor little Poppy; I guess you were right to worry! At least Corny lived a long life <3

#36 Re: Main Forum » To my darling Athena and my friends in Popcorn town » 2018-06-01 13:05:53

Stankysteve wrote:

You may not know it, but I gave my life to save that town. There was a griefer who did not have access to weapons, and had led a grizzly bear into town. I led it far north out of town just as the other man had led it in, before it got to do any damage. Unfortunately lag has been pretty bad for me lately, and after getting a couple biomes away with monster, I died to it despite looking like I was four tiles away from the creature on my screen. It was nice though, I got a shovel made and helped bring stones for a couple wells before dying. Good learning town for the new folks, I'm glad I was able to protect it a bit.

Oh awesome than thanks for that! One of the best towns I've been in smile

Alleria wrote:

I think you were my uncle. If we played together, I was your niece who told you the shrooms were south. Shrooms are sacred to those who follow Centeotl. CORN FOR THE CORN GOD! POPCORN FOR THE POPCORN THRONE!!!

ALL HAIL THE POPCORN GOD

SpreadDaWord wrote:

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=209335
Grace, my wife, I could not see you again. I hope you killed the bear you always dreamed of killing.

Omg haha that was my other life! Alas the irony- I was killed by a rattle snake while on the way back from collecting the feather I needed for my last arrow! Perhaps another soul will find my bow and fulfill my lifes ambition.

#37 Main Forum » To my darling Athena and my friends in Popcorn town » 2018-06-01 11:32:44

Feldspar
Replies: 8

I'm sorry Athena, I was so busy getting my shrooms fix I did not make it back in time to say goodbye! You warned me about them, but I just had to try them once in my old age. It was a good run and I'm proud of our children and our town. I hope we shall meet again sometime in another life.

Long live popcorn town! You were all so much fun, from gossiping over the popcorn to getting me some shrooms in my old age- I hope the sheep pen goes well.

-Conan, http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=208794

P.S. Sorry to the local crack whore I met when I was a youngin; you needed food and I went to get you some. By the time I came back you were gone. I think you might of starved although I'm not sure as I didn't catch your name.

#38 Re: Main Forum » My take on the new Corn update. » 2018-06-01 11:13:04

Oh man I just had my first game since the update. Soo much better- people were having a lot of fun and everything seemed more relaxed. Spent alot of time hangin out with other players yet still felt like i got alot done! 10/10

#39 Re: Main Forum » Boys » 2018-06-01 04:32:03

sc0rp wrote:

If boy is born you don't know whether he'll be helpful or carrot sponge.  Sponge carrot girl is still usefull.  Sponge carrot boy is worse than useless - he's actively harming your village.  If you get unlucky, then there is high chance that your daughters will starve first. Or at least they won't be able to keep their children alive. It just harder to forage and keep kid alive at the same time.  So, you go out, some time later get back to your village, and what you see? All the daughters dead and the most useless boy alive. One or two games like this, where you had good spot, pretty village, worked your ass off, but your lineage died, and you start shuning boys.

I dunno, I've probably had worse problems with carrot sponge girls in the past before. At least with the boys there's just one of them. With girls- well they may be continuing the lineage, but if they are bad at giving instructions to their children then chances are you'll end up with a whole group of carrot sponges, which are bound to kill the town faster than any one boy could. I think a better solution is just to make sure you give your kids clear instructions on what they need to do for the town. Sure you get the occasional griefer or bad player, but I think most carrot sponges are just people who are not sure what to do. I even still occasionally find I live the odd carrot sponge life when I can't find any useful jobs I know how to do around town and none of the other players are willing to help me out. Having a mum say from the start "we need rabbits, snares north" or something similar can make a big difference.

#40 Re: Main Forum » Boys » 2018-06-01 03:12:51

sc0rp wrote:

Maybe they're not up to date.  There where no real downsides to that strategy - as a girl you could always shun the kids when they where inconvienient.  As a boy you had no option to have kids when things got rough.  Nowadays, with lineage ban, this strategy is killing the town.  But in does it in completely opaque way.  Having kids is just random event.  And not having them in town looks like you're just not "getting lucky".  There is no indication, that you did anything wrong in the past, that is causing it.

Tbh I thought it was a dumb strategy even before the lineage ban though. For one, I'm kinda hesitant to over rely on abandoning kids as you are making other players game less fun by doing it- which could cause them to quit playing. Also I find having babies to be distracting even if you don't plan on keeping them- there's been times where being distracted by the sudden appearance of a baby has caused me to not spot  the rattle snake in time etc.

But mostly I find it dumb as boys can actually be super helpful over rough times. I've found as a boy I'm more likely to find untapped wild resources as I can spend my younger years roaming further from town and exploring rather than constantly bringing babies back to the campfire. Often it means I can survive famines by simply just running away to far away berry bushes when food is getting low and spending that time collecting milkweed stalks, seeds, rabbits or whatever else it was that was causing the town to get into trouble in the first place.

#41 Re: Main Forum » Boys » 2018-06-01 02:25:58

sc0rp wrote:
Feldspar wrote:

You misunderstood me I'll explain better: I'm not saying you should *only* keep one girl. I'm saying that in a game that is literally designed so that one woman can start a whole town from scratch, you don't need a gender ratio of 20 girls to 1 guy lol. Obviously a town should try and have *at least* 2 or 3 fertile (or at least adolescent) woman running around at any given time, but to achieve that you don't need to abandon every son you have.

Hell in a few cases it might be beneficial to keep the son over the daughter; if you've already got a lot of young girls running around and the carrot farm is looking like its struggling to keep  up, a son may be more helpful as he won't act as a spawning point for more players and you can send him on some long range resource gathering missions (meaning he'll probably forage for his own food more). The flip side of that is of course when the town is running short of both daughters and food, you will have think about getting rid of male babies in the hopes you can save more resources for future female ones.

If we're are talking about well run town, that's no brainer - you can and should keep every single child.  OTOH if we talk about early settlement, things are different.  You need to have like 3 fertile women all the time, no matter what.  And it looks like daughters die like a flies, even right next to food, with job descripition like "stay close to farm, eat carrots, plz don't go anywhere until you have 2-3 girls". So that unsually means keeping every single one.  Even carrots sponges.  And boys?  You can afford only keeping smart ones, that can go outside and forage for themselves.  Carrot sponge boy + village = nothing. So if boy does anything stupid, like jumping out of my arms while I feed him, not staying in the warm spot, etc., I immediately shun him. He'll most likely will be only a drain.  If things get really rough, I shun every single boy.  Unless he's persistent.  Following me after "SRY", staying warm, "P" does indeed wonders.


That's a fair enough call to make- and yeah I've definitely more tolerant of useless girls than boys for similar reasons. My main problem is with the trend of players who think automatically killing off ALL boys is a good idea haha. Like when the town is clearly producing enough food and could probably do with a few more rabbit hunters and they're acting like idiots, thinking that getting rid of potentially useful boys is good pop control.

#42 Re: Main Forum » Boys » 2018-06-01 01:41:14

sc0rp wrote:
Feldspar wrote:

Yes thank you for making this thread!I don't get why people are so keen on abandoning boys- the reality is that you only need one fertile female per generation to keep the whole town going!

Perfect advice!  Then your only woman gets distracted/lags out and starves and your town is permanently gone.


You misunderstood me I'll explain better: I'm not saying you should *only* keep one girl. I'm saying that in a game that is literally designed so that one woman can start a whole town from scratch, you don't need a gender ratio of 20 girls to 1 guy lol. Obviously a town should try and have *at least* 2 or 3 fertile (or at least adolescent) woman running around at any given time, but to achieve that you don't need to abandon every son you have.

Hell in a few cases it might be beneficial to keep the son over the daughter; if you've already got a lot of young girls running around and the carrot farm is looking like its struggling to keep  up, a son may be more helpful as he won't act as a spawning point for more players and you can send him on some long range resource gathering missions (meaning he'll probably forage for his own food more). The flip side of that is of course when the town is running short of both daughters and food, you will have think about getting rid of male babies in the hopes you can save more resources for future female ones.

#43 Re: Main Forum » How to learn the game as a new player? » 2018-05-31 15:19:11

I recommend playing a round as eve in an empty server (so you don't have to worry about children). That way you can take your time learning the basics or survival (how to gather food, make a sharp stone, make string etc). After that just go back to server one and offer to help various players (or just watch what they're doing).

#44 Re: Main Forum » Problems with horses » 2018-05-31 15:13:51

Agreed to horse problems! Also particularly frustrating as the worst issue should be a relatively easy fix.

I'm cool with the game punishing forgetful players by having the horse run away if they leave it alone for too long, but why does it happen immediately? You should have time to unload the cart, harvest resources on screen etc before the horse goes wandering off. Having it leave immediately is just frustrating and useless.

Its particularly annoying as horses could be a really valuable asset if done correctly. Imagine how great they would be for long range resource gathering if they actually worked? Also they could be used to set up trading routes between advanced towns.

#45 Re: Main Forum » New idea: twins » 2018-05-31 15:00:10

I really like the idea as it would give me a chance to get my friends into the game! That being said there should be some precautions put in place when it comes to twins; perhaps they are only born into larger towns somehow? Or mothers who have twins have a much longer birth cool down time.

Another option to allow co-op play would be twin Eves. It would be fun have the odd chill out game where you and a friend start your town together- and being an eve kinda forces you to talk to the other players as you've got to give instructions to your first kids.

#46 Re: Main Forum » Boys » 2018-05-31 14:49:58

Yes thank you for making this thread!

I don't get why people are so keen on abandoning boys- the reality is that you only need one fertile female per generation to keep the whole town going! So unless the town is running short of both food and fertile females at the same time, there's nothing to be gained from starving out other players for being born male.

Also as everyone else has mentioned above, you need your male villages for doing long range missions; I love being a rabbit hunter and foraging in the wilderness for my town, but it can't be done when I'm a child bearing women as I keep getting interrupted! Much better to split your time between town jobs/teaching new players (when born female) and expeditions/resource collecting (when male).

#47 Re: Main Forum » Rose Seto gen 5 » 2018-05-26 23:54:37

Angel Carrillo wrote:

Geo Seto, Generation 13, Died Of Old Age
So, I was also part of the Seto clan. What was weird was that we also had some life troubles. For example, when my mom birthed the two Hopes', one of the Hopes' was only giving birth to boys and not girls. She said we needed a girl. Right after a girl was born *somehow* ! Then, we found out that we needed hoes, so I had to sacrifice the steel adze blade to make one. Now, I forgot to put in the start! I was born as Geo Seto, to my mom Philippa Seto. I then realised I had a older brother, who would also survive to die of old age. But, then I saw a similar man named Ed Seto, my biggest brother! Already it isn't roses and rainbows because when I died, I found out in the family tree that Ed was gored by a bear on one of his errands (could have been the same bear Frida Seto encountered, probbally wasn't, but who am I to say?) at age 32. Now, the rest is kind of vauge, but I do remember making my camp's first axe. Later on in life, when my first side of my hair was balding but my hair still black, a man named David Seto came, the brown haired poofy beard guy, who discovered the abandoned camp of the older Seto's, said there was the camp at the northeast. He wanted to go, but before he got ready he became old, and go on further without likely starving, so he stayed at the camp for the rest of his old age (David Seto was my second cousin.) I took of his clothing, and buried him and my younger nephews who starved. Then time passed, we helped out (I explicitly remember making shears for out camp, I hope the other generations used them before we died out at Generation 20), and got old. My brother went first, dying of old age peacefully helping out someone on campus I think, and I was next to become old. When I did, I couldn't work anymore. And so I peacefully lived out the last 5 years I had making some wool clothing, and then I couldn't work anymore, passed on my last job as a clothesman to a young boy in campus, and died by accident on THE FARMLAND, which I ironically told my mother not to do, and she died on a empty tile. But what can you do when you're focusing on dying peacefully of old age and passing on your trade? How did it go out for the future relatives and my brothers Ed and Sruthi?
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=136929

Probably was the same bear I encountered as Frida that killed Ed- I actually ran into it a few times in my life because it was roaming around the savannah and grasslands where everyone was trying to harvest resources. If we haven't been so short of milkweed (damn milkweed nerf!) I would have asked people to help me make some bows and hunt it down. The wild animals were really out to get us haha.

Still I'm pretty stoked we got to 20 generations-it was by all means not an easy starting environment and it seems most of the Setos struggled and died young. I spent most of the game frantically trying to keep the family from starving as we never seemed to quite have enough resources. Good thing cousin Azlan got the bakery set up so early as the rabbit pies really kept us going while I was there.

#48 Re: Main Forum » The new skins make me very uncomftrable » 2018-05-26 11:22:13

I dunno- I'm quite enjoying their quirkiness. It makes people easier to tell apart. Also I'm attached to long dark pony tail lady now because I just had a pretty great runthrough as her tongue

#49 Re: Main Forum » Rose Seto gen 5 » 2018-05-26 10:27:09

Hi Rose, Its Grandma Seto.

Now youngin, I was going to post my own story but since your post here we might as well make this a Seto thread.... So lets all sit down and listen to the tale of how the Seto's are lucky to survive at all.

When I was a baby a rattle snake came to the farm and killed every small child but me-I barely got away by the skin of my teeth! Aunty Nameless told me that whatever happens I must survive and I took her words with me to my dying breath. I spent my childhood frantically trying to tend the failing family carrot farm- there wasn't much to it but with food running low I knew it was our families only chance at survival. At this point it was only my older brother and a male cousin left so I knew it was up to me to continue on the Seto name.

One day when waiting for our first big carrot harvest to arrive I looked up from my field to see my brother... and a HUNGRY GRIZZLY BEAR. Once again I bearly (haha) avoided death- using my superior reflexes to leap out of the way of the beasts jaws. But my trial was not over yet- for my carrots were ready to harvest AND THAT DARN BEAR WAS ON MY FARM. Once again relying on my death defying gymnastics I leaped and dodged the grizzly bear, plucking my carrots right from beneath his claws. I think my dear brother tried to lure him away, but the bastard bear would not leave my farm and slew my poor brother right before my eyes! To make matters worse as i was dodging the grizzly, who should arrive into this world, but my first child- YOUR MOTHER HELOISE (or Help as I liked to call her). Poor little Help was born right beneath the dreaded bear and it was only dumb luck that the bear did not eat her. I ran with her in my arms and finally the bear followed me far away from our family farm.

At last I was able to return home to the carrots- now the only people left were me, cousin Azlan and baby Help. When Help was old enough to tend the farm I left in search of milkweed and rabbits- but didn't get far before my second daughter Danger was born. Then began my long period of child rearing- Luck, Survive and Pie were all born in short order so I could not leave the family farm at all. I contented myself to bake pies, sew bags and yell MORE SOIL at the youngins. I was happy that after so much death, even with food supplies running low, I managed to keep every child I birthed and even helped raise some of my daughters.

And this is the point where I must scold you for your lip young girl- when I first saw you my menopause years were upon me and I could not feed you! I considered leaving you as we had soo many mouths to feed and not enough work getting done. But I could not stand to see one of my own suffer; even if you did seem a rude child yelling FU to the world. I worried that you would be a griefer- nevertheless I am glad you survived to a ripe old age!

Grateful to be free of child rearing for a time, I took it upon myself to collect the rabbits we so desperately needed by then. But who should be waiting for me to the south? None other than MR BEAR himself! Once again I avoided his deadly jaws and escaped into the wilderness. By the time I made it back home I was starving and too old to once again make the journey south to collect rabbits. I spent my winter years back at the carrot farm, once again yelling for soil and wondering what muppet planted milkweed in the carrot patch rather than create a separate plot!

When it was close to my time, the rattle snake I had seen as a baby came for me again- but after a lifetime of near death experiences I avoided it without a problem. I died of old age, defiant of the world that had tried to kill me at every step of the way. My last words were "Long Live Seto Clan!

And indeed againstall odds, the clan lived for many more generations.

#50 Re: Main Forum » The Eve to Genghis Khan Challange » 2018-05-26 03:02:28

Eclipciz wrote:

You’d die because horses are susceptible to snakes/wolfs

Oh wow are they? Man horses really are a bit useless in this game lol. Tbf though, death by wolfs and snakes is a problem no matter what style of game you play. I recently had an entire family of experienced players get wiped out this way and we weren't even nomads haha.

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