a multiplayer game of parenting and civilization building
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I buried you, I died on a carrot plot though
You were the first person I buried with the new mechanic, I stole your headstone from someone else's grave.
I thought it was darkly hilarious that I was setting up the shovel and headstone next to your getting ready for you to die <3
You were good Wife we got married after you too old for more babies. You forgot when you tried to give me your pants but I said I had to keep my wang out and free
I tried giving you the pants but my cousin picked them up and just stared at me for a creepily long time holding them.
Indeed, you did give your elderly wifey a sneak peak though.
<3 I saw Emily and wondered if it was you
My husband! I wish we had more time together, but old age got the best of me. I saw you died a short while after, I wish I could have placed the rose you gave me upon your grave. Instead, I'm guessing we perished in the middle of town with no one to bury us. Heh.
Maybe I'll see you in another game someday. <3
Looking back, it is quite funny.
Yes to Twin Eves.
Maybe if you don’t have a backpack, baby could ride on mother’s back leaving hands free. With backpack, baby could ride inside it or stay under one arm. Ride in cart or in basket would be extremely helpful (takes up 1-2 item slots)
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My sister
I was born to a mother who absolutely didn’t want me. I was fed up of being abandoned so I followed her around and cried. My sister took pity on me and fed me some carrots. My mother was angered and said things like “Don’t feed it, it doesn’t deserve life, we have too many.” My sister agreed and apologized to me. My mother walked away, and instantly she told me “Don’t worry” and fed me. We decided to keep this a secret, and I hid behind a tree while she dropped off carrots beside it. My mother had another child and scooped it lovingly in her arms “Hi baby!” She said. She gave him a name and a tour. I was heartbroken. They didn’t have “too many.” They just didn’t want me. My oldest sister and my mother continued having children and keeping them, leading to a food famine. I grew angry and ran into the nearby desert, my sister close behind me. As we plucked fruits off cacti, she begged me “Please don’t take revenge. Just live and enjoy your life.”
My stony heart and anger malted away. My sister was an angel in this hell of a reality. I agreed and told her I loved her, and she ran off into the town.
When I returned to town, their food source was reliable again and the place was littered with the bones of my kin. Not because they finally chose to let some of their children go, but because a snake had come through and destroyed the place. I did my best to help out and follow the advice of my sister, ignoring the insults my mother directed at me. I began picking up the bones when I saw a familiar name... my sister. I was filled with grief and cried over her grave. My oldest sister told me the snake had gotten her and I laid her bones in a beautiful grotto. I wept and laid alongside her as I allowed myself to starve.
Sister - although I can’t remember you for your name, I will always remember you for your kindness and advice. Thank you for sticking up for me when our mother was clogged with hate. Thank you for agreeing that their behavior towards me was “unfair” and unethical. Thank you for feeling love and allowing me to experience a short but beautiful life.
Not only this, the game centers around teamwork. Griefing is even less encouraged. Our only defense against griefers is murder, which is also exploited by the trolls.
This game just isn’t what it used to be. All big civs keep dying due to these people.
The last wish of my dying mother was a milkweed farm... back where our little settlement was crowed with kids and peeps all working together...
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Baby, I don't know where you went after telling me your kid was out in the wild, but it was depressing to die all alone ! Thanks, haha !
My beautiful children...
I’m so sorry to hear of your demise. I’m very proud of all of you, and Micah, well done. Some eve will stumble across your work and find herself very happy.
I like how nobody is reacting to the bot.
I think as a baby or recently spawned Eve there is an illusion as food goes down much slower during your first few ‘fills’ of food, making it seem as if you can eat over max... food squares, or whatever they’re called. Not sure if I’m imagining this but I’ve found that your hunger goes down much slower when recently spawned.
I try to teach every new player I can, but like you said, it’s hard. Everyone is constantly tending to the nerfs and inconvienences, and players are less supportive now. They always insist on abandoning new players, which in turn forces newbies to say no when asked if they’re new, and they learn nothing. It’s a continuous cycle.
I agree that new players deserve a chance, for their sake and ours.
Experienced players - please teach the new.
New players - please respect the experienced.
Main concern is reactions of lower class. Revolts would cause chaos. Slaves would be angry with society and try to break it down
That was pretty smooth way to trick the town! Killing your own nephew after having him take your name... Damn
Gotta agree. He had the entire town fooled.
I witnessed all of these murders with you. I too ran around telling the town Fain Hertz murderer.
I didn't know there were two! How tricky! Devious.I'm sorry one of the was your dear sweet Ed.
He was my brother and I loved him too.His last words no doubt were to you. "Tell her I love her"
What was your name?
Update: the man who had stolen Fain’s bow was the person who murdered Ed. I saw him holding it while I was weeping over his grave. He just watched, and perhaps he felt badly.
I hope he did. He deserves to feel guilty.
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Arrows maybe, but knives have an abundance of uses. The disarming concept would be extremely helpful; some murders are necessary to prevent griefers or trolls from continuing their work.
Population control occurs on its own. Natural selection is common. Eventually, supplies will run out, whether you think you make a difference by ‘weeding out the weak’ or not. If people sit and consume carrots all day until food runs out, they clearly aren’t capable of surviving in the wilderness. The capable will in turn recover and prosper.
Innocents don’t deserve to die unwillingly for the ‘greater good.’ Be a sacrifice yourself. It’s what I do. Put others first, it’s what the game is all about.
I've tried desktop several times.
Maybe age has something to do with this, as my computer here is 11 years old...
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It doesn’t make any sense why people do this. One Hour One Life is a game about teamwork, yet people like your son live to tossel what others have built.
Happened many times to me, worst was when my son Leo kept feeding my nameless daughter who was rude and tried to suicide. He kept telling me he “loved her” and when she was old enough, she killed all her children knowing she was the last female, ate all the seeding carrots, and hid all of our tools and supplies.
Bad seeds.
Why.. why...
I’m in love with the lady with the brown Afro. Her hairstyle is so cute! And her face is so derpy.
The other ones, though... they make me uncomfortable because they don’t match the art style of the original avatars. They just look... different.