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Like "version history" page on Wiki? Would be nice. Thats where I've spent most of my time for games like Minecraft of Factorio.

Don't even try that Shadow. My excentric ways of relaying messages to people are not popular here.

I've said it already so many times. Jason is sadist. But we're bunch of masochists.

I'll just drop that for you then - you might be interested. Thats one of the official servers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zB_atXQAW8

So, we want to educate trolls now, do we? Ok, so lets try my brain out to make this game the living hell for everyone because dumbass decided its a good thread to start on forum! Being dumb and useless in game is not enough for you? You want to glow with your lack of inteligence on public forum too? No problem. Lets go to hell together, I'll enjoy the sights! I might even go for an autograph from my idol, Satan, made with blood on my soul.

- Stakes + Shovel. Dig up thrash pits around everything that is of use. Buildings, milkweed farms, doors of buildings, entrie villages, single tools. Oh, btw - if you place 2 thrash pits on both sides of doors - you can't open/close them anymore (if part of a wall). Since stakes are not used in most building recepies and even if they are - they're unlimited resource - THE DOOM VILLAGE.
- The same as above but with Adobe Oven Base. Place adobe, hit with rock, repeat. Done.
- Wheat seeds. They're unlimited to pluck from wheat. Take one - plant everywhere instead of carrots. It's not food, its not rope. Its useless in most cases in large quantities. They consume soil too! BINGO!
- Wells? Dry them up! 20 wells to prevent you from doing that? Build ONE adobe wall. Pick water, use on wall, wait 2 sec, repeat. Infinite water sink.
- You see Steel Ax? Chop every single tree in sight! Especially maples, junipers and all the usefull ones! No more starting fire in the willage because leaf and tinder will despawn before they get to willage. No more straight branches. No more kindling.
- Wooden roads and you can see an adze? Just run around with rightclick galore. Rebuilding them with stakes + round stone will be a pain and will take few life spans most likely!
- Domestic Berry Bushes? Pick a berry or two. No more fertile soil for an epoch. If they don't notice - even for longer. They're not around? Try picking every single berry and dont water the bush! (PRO TIP: You can collect all berries with bowl, wait just one hunger box and eat them all at once to empty the bowl)
- Milkweed farm? RIGHTCLICK! Just watch out for those fruiting ones - so you don't collect them at the correct stage by a mistake! Best stage is the first one with just leaves - so even if it changes during picking up its still flowerinng and will die.
- You can see snares and single rabbit holes? Snare them all! No more fur.
- You see a lot of thread or rope stored? Turn all ropes into bordrills or tied long shafts! That will teach them!
- Sharp stone + wild carrot plant = no more wild carrot seeds. Works perfectly with the carrot farm destruction!
- You have rope, some berry bushes and carrots? They don't have knife? Win for you! Lead lamb to the town and feed it! You can feed some offspring too! The more sheep the better. No more carrots in the area. EVER.
- Oh, did I mention that sheep mate like crazy? Dead lambs everywhere! No more free tiles around!!!
- Bear caves are your natural friend. Poke one. Poke two. Poke ten. Lead your new friends to the town! Remember you can do that even as an infant!
- You're done but they still have nice clothes around? Just put them on and die on a farmland with no room around you. No grave, no clothes back.
- Oh, btw. Dry water ponds ftw! Without water - no goose. Without goose - no steel file. Without file - no blade for knife. And lets face it - they will never hit you with a bow.
- Shovel + Berry Bush is a classic. We love them mobile plants.
- Are they usig bowls to to water plants? Put carrot, use sharp stone. No more water for village.
- Water pouches then? Just put them in basket and hind behind trees i marshes. They'll never find them anyway.
- Getting rid of hatchets and fire bows is obvious, right?
- Or just get a flint and tip every bow fire with it!
- Are they getting organised and have storage of but logs? Milion mallets incomming, just get an adze.
- But logs but no adze in sight? Bow saw is good too - make milion wooden discs! Even better - destack them!
- Flint deposit? Smash them all, move them around. No more spaces!
- Update crewed up your way to eat every single pie/carrot in town? Just put clothes on and star a big fire! You'll loose hunger 10 times faster!
- You have problem with adobe building? You need 3 tiles empty near you. Place 2 water sources and pick around you. If you have fast hands you don't need any help to tear them down!
- Remember that reeds despawn only if you pick them up. Cut 'em. Pick 'em. Leave 'em. No more reeds for baskets/fertalizer for an hour!
- Btw - just a few baskets and big carrot farm? Water them all! Some of them will seed for sure, and if they don't - just plant wheat/milkweed. Don't remember to collect milkweed later. In the wrong state. Do they need bowls? Are they just starting the kiln to dry the wet ones? Just make them all plates!
- Smith just started the forge? Litter area as much as possible and steal the flat rock. No metalworkig for him and charcoal is gone.
- You're famale and they have limited resources? Try to hog as much food as possible and breastfeed every child possible. They'll help you to eat the town out! Trust me - ignorance of noobs if your best tool!

Did I forget something? Please fill up the missing ways. Troll guidebook v1.0 will be done soon. Thats what thread autor wanted, right? RIGHT!?

https://onehouronelife.com/forums/viewt … 2736#p2736

From someones calculation - it would take around 17 real life years to reach the end of map while going by foot.

First of all, I don't like that way you structured the list. "DONT: 1) ... 2)... 3)..." can easily be missread if someone missed the "DONT" - and he will basically proceed to DO all those things. For the sake of making sure idiots read that correctly you could have used:  "DONT:  1) DONT x 2) DONT y 3) DONT z" etc. And yes - IMHO most of the current RL world population is idiots who deserve nothing but bullet.

Not to the points:

Now you need full bush of 6 berries - so eat NONE of them - or if in dire situation - try to eat from bush that is already missing some.

Never chop usefull trees. Your camp will expand faster than you think and you will need those trees sooner or later. Look for pines and swampland trees. Also: you have something inverted with butt logs - they are the most usefull part of the tree. You need them for carts, buckets, wooden floors, etc.

Taking berries for cooking is a crime. ALWAYS. Just dont do that or you'll get stabbed. Berries are for compost. Not for pies. Go get them rabbits/carrots if you really need to kill your village with pies.

Snared rabbits without family do not come back. You're left with abandoned rabbit hole. Thats confirmed.

UPDATE: Dry wells regain water after 10 hours. So just build enough of them so you're never screwed totaly if you screw up the measurement on few of them.

Maps are for sure going to be implement in the future. We're not at that technology point yet though. If you want to help others (and yourself in the future) to find your settlements - build roads in all directions, leave landmarks or deforest big areas of marshes so its clear that some advanced civilization is nearby.

Or.... just simply use boxes as replacement for fences so you can store items there (dead lambs, flece, feeding stuff, etc). On the North/South wall it even looks nice as part of the fencing.

Sounds like you make Jasons Prophet out of me. Please don't