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You have inspired me to cause a turkey mass genocide. Thank you
I am surprised no one has thought of that before.
that would be nice, I think you should have to be taught this whistle, the more you use it the bigger its range gets as your character gets better at whistling. and we already have an anti bear spray! if you feed a bear it will leave you alone for about a minuet.
I can see this working both ways, eves settling down near the path because of all the free fire wood! but I can see eves following this trail like bees to honey!
If your town knows what you are doing they might help, and to solidify the road you can add flooring, but this only should be done if you have help.
well if we are just feeding the parrot seeds then that isn't a problem! We could feed it squash, cabbage, carrot, milkweed, corn, and goose berry seeds to the parrot! you can also combine the seed bowls (cabbage seeds, corn kernels, threshed wheat, and squash seeds) to make mixed seed. Like pies it matters what seeds you use, this will affect how long the seeds will last, such as a cabbage and squash seed, bowl will last less then a cabbage, squash, seeds with threshed wheat.
I can imagine both ways of having parrots having them on trees that you have to maintain or a pet that will live in your village, I see problems with both, the pet idea will be nice but I can see a lot of dead parrots every where! with the tree Idea, my biggest concern is that, with that is what what tree do we use? all of the jungle trees now are just have a function unlike swamp trees and unless you can make new type of jungle tree I can't see that working. but all in all I like this idea!
you know what would be interesting! That Jason puts random messages in the air on a random server! such as the gods communicating with their creation! Us!
It could be as small as them saying "hi" or as big as what the next update might contain! or even better, yet hidden tools or technology, such as a glass cups or tables, that can't be found in the tech tree until they have been crafted! of course you can find them out with experimenting but building a radio to find these things out would be fun!
also what it looks like we are close getting pianos as they require coper to make! and as cruel as this might sound we already have the rest of the parts for a piano, wood for the frame, coper or wire for the strings and finally, because we don't have elephants to hunt, bones form pigs and sheep for keys! early pianos used ivory, which is just bone and because we don't have elephants and don't want to support their extinction we use the bones of our animals, and or humans!
so we can make music! and with that music transmit it through our radios! only problem is that it will only come out in morse code... so it will all sound the same.
and we can learn how to make a piano with my idea I preposed before! we make a receiver to learn how to make the piano in one of the messages it receives! and once crafted you can see the recipe on one tech!
So lets go the giver rout!
we have one birth mother with a divers diet and good temperature to over ride the other mothers chance of children! then we take the birth mothers babies and sprinkle them to other mothers! the unwanted babies we give them to noobs and tell them to run out to the wilderness to start a new colony! If we do this regularly in of we kill four birds with one stone!
We get rid of the extra babies!
women can now work,, with out having to worry about babies, thanks to the birth mother!
we will get rid of noobs!
and we will train noobs to survive the wilderness and make a new village so they will slowly not become noobs!
I know that the giver had medicine that surprised emotion and color, and we can sort of simulate that! by not using the emotion tabs and making your screen black and white! to bad we don't those instakill shots because then noobs who don't know what they are doing will imitate the ignorant people of the giver!
how dare you worship the goose! you bare witness to a false god! the snow men are the true gods!
Or maybe their are multiple gods? The snow men, the goose, and the adobe pillars?
who knows? I just know the snow men are my religion!
When are the dead hours? from blank to blank?
This is my life in a desert village!
It started like all lives I was born and my mom was very angry she had no girls and she only got boys. three of the moms started an antiboy group which was well scary as my mom was one of them. I was obviously a boy!
They were in a group meeting talking about how useless boys are, when I came in angry and said "well they are at least more useful then you!" she got so mad it was almost childish! she drew out her knife and pursued me across our village, from then on every time my mom saw me she chased me with her deadly edge. I was luck to escape but three others weren't so lucky... I didn't know who they were but I prayed for them.
The only reason she got away with these atrocious actions was do to her group of followers! Eventually one of them reported them to the guardian... who put her to rest. Thats when I discovered the snow pile! this was a miracle! a snow pile in the desert.. well close to the dessert
Thats when I started my snow ball war! So I never got to partake in one of these wars it was more of an empty war, for everyone was gossiping about the murder. that when I struck I only hit people when they were doing something repetitive. but it was fun!
Soon I remembered about snow men and made one in the center of town, this was meant to be a joke for you usually don't see snow men in desserts but it escalated way to quickly!
It started with some mom telling there child about the cooling facter of snowmen, and I realized I could make the perfect temperature dessert for, blank snow men don't melt! so I made them so I made small area with the perfect temperature when the guardian came started to applaud my work! soon the entire village was applauding and I had to do more.
A girl came up to me and asked where she could find the snow so I showed her! and soon we had many, this is the turning point. When she started to have children she told them that the snowmen were our gods and we had to maintain them! when a bear came to attack the village some fought others ran and the the rest prayed to the snowmen. And luck would have it we killed the beast... but I am sure not with arrows. I was becoming old and decided to go back o throwing snow balls This village had a bright future so I died peacefully... all hail the snow!
its a really cool idea! and it could work! What I think would interesting if a girl can have a random mutation according to their biome that they live in!
If you give birth in a cold biome you have more chance of a very pale or pale skinned baby
if you give birth in the bad lands you have a higher chance for a pale or a white skinned baby
If you give birth in a jungle you have a higher chance for a tan or hazelnut baby
If you give birth in a desert you have more chance for a black or very tan skinned baby
If you give birth in forest biome you get more of a chance of getting a tan or white baby
If you give birth in a grass land you have a high chance of getting tan and very tan baby
so people will slowly adapt to the biome they settled on!
I hope we get a potato update, or even a food balancing update for what they are in game is very different from real life!
Some things make sense that even in an advanced village, their isn't much fish for fish is a delicacy and inmost parts of the world isn't eaten daily or how their are lots of grain based objects because in the reality we eat a lot of grain based produce! But some things don't make sense for how we can't eat pork? and how potatoes are just a death trap!
This post got a surprising alot of attention!
we could grow cotton, a plant that produces a lot of fluffy fiber quickly, and while you need to turn it into thread, we now have machines! which can turn the cotton balls into, shirts, pants and socks. With the cotton fluff, we can make jackets for most are stuffed with fluff. their can also be different variants of shirts made of cotton, you first make a sleeveless shirt, for the dessert, then a short sleeve shirt for both field and grass lands. then a long shirt for dead land. and the cotton jacket for the snow biome! as cotton is a plant we can grow a lot of it at once, and don't have to go out of our way to hunt, animals for their pelts! same goes with pants, short and long, for different temperatures
You have to remember that you color the thread not the shirt when dealing with cotton, so you can very colorful shirts! for example you have a short sleeve shirt, with a base of red and have have sleeves of blue
or a long sleeve shirt with a base of red a stripe of blue and then white making up the sleeves!
or a short pants half blue and half red!
With cotton we solve the problem of no one wearing cloths in desserts because of the light shirts, and short pants and because of the easy to grow crop and factories we can mass produce shirts, pants, and socks! they will decay of course but that shouldn't be a problem as how many we could produce!
[/quote=Greep]Was talking with some others in the server, and a bear in the zoo would be more fun :3 Separate cell of course. Main pen has got cows, sheep, and pigs now. I think geese are the last domestic animals.
well you wanted a bear in the zoo I got you a bear in the zoo!
I put it in the pen today so be carful, and please don't kill it it was painful process getting it in there!
thanks, I had 1H1L about when it came out and it only just hit me to sign into Forums, so I am still little shaky on how things work!
you see! potatoes deserve a boost! I hope start thinking about food balances then new ones!
is the number the address of the server or the port of the server?
I can't open this server... Has any one run into this problem before?
ahh the good old potato this humble crop makes up most of my diet, I am willing to bet that you eat some from of the potato in there meals.
now for some history the potato was first grown in south america it was farmed by the ancient peruvians, which would evolve to the great Incan empire potatoes were easy to grow and were high with proteins and carbohydrates, they harbored essential fats, vitamins, and minerals!
When this glories crop was brought to the Spanish they were rejected, people in Europe did not want to indulge in dull and tasteless foods from strange new lands, ,south america,it was also to closely related to the deadly night shade plant belladonna for comfort. So potatoes were used as decorative garden plants.
It took another 200 years for the potato to become a staple food source, but mostly for low income worked. Around the 1750 peasant population steadily grew, do to an inexpensive, widely available, and nutritious diet of potatoes. This made the peasants less at the mercy of grain shortages.
All three of the British, Dutch, and German empire rose in power, do to the increase of farmers, laborers, and soldiers! Placing the west into its state of world dominion. But the potato can also destroy empires as it builds them! When Ireland adopted the potato their population sky rocketed from 1 million to 8 million! As there population rose so did their dependency on potatoes... Thats where disaster struck, potato blight disease ravaged their fields of potatoes.
This caused the worlds most deadly famine yet, the Irish potato famine... over 1 million died in Ireland and over 2 million left their homes, behind. This wasn't the endow the crop though, and even through that Europe's working class began to steadily rice once again.
With a large, sustainable, and well fed population, perfect to handle the next age, the industrial revolution, where Europe, became heavily populated by factories and machines. which begs the question would we have even had the industrial revolution if it weren't for the potato?
With all these accomplishments I am overly surprised that the thing hasn't got an update in ages, or ever. All we can do now is chuck it into a oven and get a backed potato! Its not even the good compared to other food sources!
here is my tire list of food sources
1-5 every type of civilization has them
6-10 every accomplished civilization has them
11-15 where are they?
1. gooseberry bush
2. ripe wheat
3. carrot patch
4. sheep
5. barrel cactus
6. corn
7. beans
8. domestic geese
9. squash
10. cow/ milk cow
11. cabbage
12. potato
14. fishing
15. pigs
specials
hunting- a necessity in the beginning
goose ponds- are good until you need wells
forgables- run out too quickly in one place
please correct my list, if I'm wrong but I see the potato at the bottom! While we are in the industrial age! their are some simple methods to make them better in my opinion.
first make the planting proses easier- instead of waiting for the potato to grow to put another layer of soil, how about you dig out the deep tilled soil into a soil dich where you plant the potato tuber, water and right after put on the soil, so you don't have to wait for the thing to fully grow before placing the next layer.
secondly- allow them to be eaten raw, or smash them in a pot to get a'pot of mashed potatoes. If we ever gain access to frying we will hit the mother load! we could make frice, chips, and fried potatoes, they test great! which these new options which might not be fulfilling could easily increase the yum multiplier, of kids with limited food!
third of all- make them easy to store sure we have baskets but nothing beets the potato sack, it could be made with combing to baskets, and then blam stuff as many potatoes to your hearts desire, until you hit the max of ten potatoes, once its full you can't put it in a cart but you can carry it.
Thats how I think we can make potatoes better!
pigs are fat, they don't deserve an update
while you are right that it is not that big of a problem it is still one. I can relate how many times I came in as a baby ands was in the middle of a massacre or war or justification or whatever you may call it I noticed a pattern this is more likely to acure where there is more food and development, but this is just my opinion.
even if we got access to nukes it won't be enough!
A 1H1L server is 7,089,840,000,000 square miles or 11, 409,991,464,960 kilometers
this is gigantic!
The biggest nuke that we have tested has an explosion radius of 6,080 kilometers and the shake wave could be felt 70,300 kilometers away from the source! we would need 1,876,643,333 bombs! or about 2 billion to cover one server!
then think of all the labor and rare, and dangerous materials you would have to handle to make 2 billion bombs!
PS the name of this bomb is the Tsar Bomba
recently there has been a very hostile update to put it at best, but I believe that this opens up a new gate way!
For the longest time we have relied on the power of science to rise up the ranks in 1H1L but with now we have the power to bend reality! We have, in a way, become gods! we can reset the world at any time! If this happened in real life people would be harnessing whatever makes these end stones magical, and soon you would see people finding out how to make scientific magic with the their power! we have a new door open to us! to discover the power of these stones.
this can and will lead to some magical updates, some for good while others evil! people must try to make the best out of things and expanding on the concept of magic would be great!
P.S we already and cast spells, AKA the curses we put on griefers, lets get some more shall we!
recently there has been a very hostile update to put it at best, but I believe that this opens up a new gate way!
For the longest time we have relied on the power of science to rise up the ranks in 1H1L but with now we have the power to bend reality! We have, in a way, become gods! we can reset the world at any time! If this happened in real life people would be harnessing whatever makes these end stones magical, and soon you would see people finding out how to make scientific magic with the their power! we have a new door open to us! to discover the power of these stones.
this can and will lead to some magical updates, some for good while others evil! people must try to make the best out of things and expanding on the concept of magic would be great!
P.S we already and cast spells, AKA the curses we put on griefers, lets get some more shall we!
I lived through the first apocalypses. That’s how I got my name. It sucked and it was a bad idea: As soon as people start to like the game and build things bigger and stop spawning as eves so much we all have to die? This game was supposed to be about progress. That’s not progress.
while you have appoint you are forgetting a small detail…. how can you progress, when their is nothing to progress too? when you enter a world where every one has cars, and horses, where their is so much compost that you can't find the end to it, where stew and turkey and pies have been prepared for eons to come. What do you do? their is nothing to do.... why would you play in a city of every thing? for in there you can do nothing! destruction is the only way to make meaning out of perfection! even so cities like these fall the fastest as with nothing to do people bring out the worst in themselves!
That's why we need a reset switch, you wish to prevent evil "monolith" well then give people a reason to work and not kill!
I have a question that I hope someone can answer, how do you post a topic?