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Noooooo, who else are we supposed to go to about the weird technical stuff?
This is peak performance though. You're acting like players don't eat pie when one food bar is missing, or make ANOTHER knife when people are breaking them for being too many. Most people don't know how to do things beyond the very basics, so these stats mean nothing to them.
Please dear god expand the rift.
Better yet let us be free like we always were.
RIP The plug has been pulled the Hammers are off Life Support.
At least you guys got an engine and oil from the previous iron air drops.
It was such a beautiful moment. All of the Discord came together
It sounds cool when you romanticize it like that, but what it really is is a concentration camp. People are trapped in a very small area with no freedom to leave, food is very limited, and attempted escapes mean death.
Kids are left to starve because feeding them means less food for you, and the death of everyone. You're only slaves to yourself and your food bar. The people who own the gate are just keeping you in.
AKA This shit is boring. People can't live in a box forever and most will just /die or starve themselves to avoid a pointless hopeless life of nothingness. Being able to do things is what makes lives memorable and endlessly tending berries isn't.
Say no to concentration camps, and say no to the romantizing of them.
It takes 2 mins for a gate to be repaired, how did not even one fertile female get out? They can't stab you all.
OH MY GOD. Can you image what that life must've sounded like? POPOPOPOPOPOPOPWAAAWAWAWAWWAWPOAWPOAWPWOAWPAWOAPOWPAWOA
For 40 mins
So after a long hard day in the coal mines again I come home and need to unwind with some OHOL, and I was surprised by this new update! The Rift is very cool! I spawned into my first family and I was shocked! 15 other little baby friends around the fire to play with! It was so much fun! A lot of them went to sleep after a few mins. Apparently someone died because they were all spamming "F" to pay their respects. Unfortunately in all the fun my Mom forgot to feed me and I died. It was still fun though! So many baby friends to play with!
My next life I was born and my mom picked me up and carried me to the desert and never came back. She must've gotten lost :c I hope she found her way home.
Next life my mom had me while she was eating food in a jungle. She picked me up and carried me around looking for a spot but a big property fence was in the way to the water. Maybe they would let us in? We are good people! We walked into the camp through a hole in the fence and my mom said hi, and went to eat some berries and the big meanies shot her with a bow I ran away and tried to find my own spot because they didn't want to share but I starved to death walking through a huge desert. It's so hot in there!
My next life my mom forgot to pick me up as she was walking home with my sister in her arms. She must've not seen me running after her :c It's okay though I hope her and Sis found a good home
All around great experiences <3 Love this update!
Alright I know tensions are high and everyone's upset, myself included. I get why you're on the defensive Jason, but you have to understand our point of view. We've all played a certain way forever and we love it. Now it's being taken away.
I understand your goals. You want us to work together. You're being very naive about your player base though. There are many griefers and very few ways to deal with them, especially when we can't curse half of them. They're just reborn and they do it again.
Anyways, after playing for the past few hours I have ideas on how to make this work.
I know you already increased it, but I'd say make it even larger. If you want more than one camp in this area you need to include more viable spots to build in. Finding a spring in a decent location is HARD. Especially with the food being so scarce.
You need to increase Milkweed spawn rates. It's was so scarce for a while it took me 10 mins just to find two, and I never found two more after that so all I had was thread. We couldn't make a firebowl drill and we all died. This is happening because griefers are turning all the milkweed into bows and arrows to kill. Maybe add a way to remove the rope from the bow, using flint on a bow? Just an idea.
Food needs to respawn MUCH faster. I was born into an area with 10 corpses and all the berry bushes and banana trees stripped of food. It was impossible for us to stay in one spot to build because we have to move so far to find food. Maybe add banana respawn again. It would seriously help get things started.
Double the rate that animals respawn. People were killing every sheep they could find in the grey biomes without lambs so it was impossible for anyone to get sheep. I'd also say decrease the amount of bear caves because they would release every bear and there were bears EVERYWHERE and nowhere to run.
I'd also include a better location to trap us in. Add more swamp biomes to the area we're trapped in with green areas nearby. With how hard it is to survive we need actual locations to live, and all the ones we did have were stripped of food and littered with corpses and ZERO milkweed.
Please PLEASE allow us to curse other families again. We can't fight these griefers Jason we just can't. They now have free rein to destroy our limited resources and we need to be able to fight back in SOME way. Even if we kill them they just come back, and take all the milkweed away. Milkweed IS VITAL. We can't stop them from wasting it.
Or just get rid of the rift and let us live in freedom and happiness.
Go play the game right now. Right now go log on and play, tell me how great it is.
Every piece of milkweed is being turned into bows and arrows, there's nothing we can do. All the branches are being turned into stakes.
They're killing EVERYTHING. Even if people get advanced there's no sheep.
Stake griefing
This is garbage. Seriously I spent HALF MY LIVES AS AN ABANDONED BABY.
What the fuck were you thinking
Every now and then I will be the bringer of turkeys.
What I do is I just spend my entire life killing turkeys and taking them home and flooding the kitchen with them. I'll only ever say one thing when I come home. "I am the bringer of turkeys". Every time I do this I get people BEGGING me to stop, but the bringer of turkeys can only bring turkeys.
It seriously cracks me up to do this, the reactions of people are always priceless. Having someone threaten to kill me if I don't stop bringing turkeys makes it so worth.
When I did it once they had to make 4 boxes just to have some place to put them, but even then the kitchen was still flooded. Another town made an extra oven to cook the turkeys. Another town worshiped me and at the end of my life we had 3 full time horse turkey hunters.
I highly recommend it if you're very bored and male.
In case anyone missed it, The Apocalypse happened. Here's some pics and a video for those who wanted to see it. I knew it was coming, hence my reaction.
And here's the video of it happening
Here's the tower it happened from
Listen I have a see through Trees "mod" that I made myself in Photoshop. I made it because my town got griefed by twins hiding things behind trees and I've had that happen waayyy too much. It's not fair that they are able to so freely hide things and there is nothing anyone can do about it.
I know it's easier to see this "mod" as evil, but I've stopped 3 tree griefings and returned COUNTLESS tools and clothes to town. Griefers are going to grief no mater what the community thinks is right or wrong and I'm not going to put myself at their mercy by not using a tool available.
It drives me absolutely crazy when people leave eggs and pork near the kitchen. What am I suppose to do with these here?
Also YOU DON'T MAKE TONGS OUT OF 2 SKEWERS. Dear God STOP. Every town has 5 knitting needles.
WHY ARE YOU RAISING YOUR KIDS IN THE KITCHEN/SMITH? Go stand by the fire you fucking mongoloids.
Please for the love of GOD STOP TAKING THE SMITH FLAT ROCKS FOR GRAVES/PATHS. We need those you idiots.
If you're the LAST GIRL DO. NOT. BE. THE. HUNTER. You're going to feel real stupid when your entire family dies because you tried to get rabbits at age 5 and starved.
Please stop taking the bore blade to make a knife. I need that to get oil for you berry munchers.
HOW HARD IS IT TO KEEP THE FIRE GOING? YOUR USELESS ASSES ARE ALL STANDING NEXT TO IT ANYWAYS
SPEAKING OF WHICH. STOP PUTTING THE FLAT ROCK ON THE *MAIN* FIRE. MAKE YOUR OWN YOU LAZY ASS
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS TAKING MY ROCK?????????
Here's a better quality image (I hope) to see it better. You're welcome to use it Jason ;p
My town just got raided, like every other town in this game right now, and I saw him coming so I just ran. He was on the VERY edge of my screen and I was killed by him. Nowhere even close to me.
I get stabbed from many tiles away ALL the time. This needs to be fixed, I don't care how you do it. If I can't even RUN what am I supposed to do?
Look at my family tree and tell me this is what you want for the game.
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=4977812
How are we suppose to build a civilization and raise families when all they do is get raided? How am I supposed to defend my home when I get stabbed OFF SCREEN when I am RUNNING? This isn't why I bought this game. I wanted to help build a town and do stupid family RP. I don't like watching my entire family be killed over and over and over and over. I don't want this.
I fucking love this game but I HATE the PVP turn it's gone in. I hate it.
Make a Poll that you worked a week on. Ask your players how they feel about swords. I guarantee you'll start to understand what we want.
At least FIX THEM. FIX THEM. PLEASE.
Nope they /die'd I watched them
How is that my fault? Why do I lose so many points cause some idiot is trying to become an Eve?
Also WHEN I AM MALE, Why am I losing points for my Sister's dumb kids?
Also side note can we PLEASE remove this Surname from the name pool.
Gives people even more incentive to yum. Plus it rewards good players for making advanced food.
Guy is spamming gore and nudes and stuff. No admins are on.
I was having a friendly snowball fight with an old lady and the moment she throws one at me I get an insta "Killed by Snowball"
Here's video proof. https://streamable.com/bzp4x
It also counted as a murder. Here's my family tree thing http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=4820389
There is no counter to Yellow Fever. If there isn't people around or a snow biome it's a death sentence. You can't control running into them sometimes! It's not fair.
They need to be nerfed or we need some way to prevent them. It's a toxic game mechanic at the moment and so frustrating. They're so hard to see too!
Maybe a bugnet clothing item you can wear, we can already make nets. It doesn't seem that far a leap in logic. Maybe vaccines against yellow fever that could be hard to make. Maybe just some bug spray we could put on that lasts a certain amount of time. I don't know but I am sooooo tired of dying to some bugs behind a tree.
Appreciate all the tips I silently learned from reading the discord and the forums.
I've only included the adult versions of each character. If you like a different age of them then just vote for their adult form and comment!
We need to be able to curse these people. There's literally nothing stopping them from doing it again and again. The fear of Donkey town is the only thing we have