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#51 Main Forum » For Eve ... » 2018-03-07 21:18:03

Laura
Replies: 1

Ok just one Question please:
Sometimes i meet other Players in the game and they say very often: For eve. Yes?

Is this a kind of a Code?

#52 Re: Main Forum » WE need an "distinctive feature" <3 » 2018-03-07 20:55:09

OFU

OK ich will use it too!
big_smile Let´s start it!

#53 Main Forum » WE need an "distinctive feature" <3 » 2018-03-07 19:42:23

Laura
Replies: 5

What are you thinking about an "distinctive Feature"?
When i get a Baby i say hello, welcome and Show him or her the farm.
I ask: are you a pro gamer?
Or something else. Because we get a lot of new Gamers who Play this game the first
time and then i told them a lot and try to help.

But ... perhaps WE (we, users from the Forum) can say a LETTER when we Born ...
Not "Y" (Yes) or "N" (No) or TY (Thank you) ...
A letter like ...

O = One Hour One Life Forum
OFU = One (hour one life) Forum User

This would be VERY awesome.

What do you think about it?

#54 Re: Main Forum » Ghosttown » 2018-03-07 19:38:18

Hey guys, i am back big_smile
Wow, you speak so fantastic englisch haha i´m very sorry, i´m from Germany and my englisch is
"not the yellow from the egg" or just ... shitty, i hope you understand me <3

Yes, i do the same! When i found a small or big town i try to make everything nice.
Collect Seeds.
Farm.
Clean the mess up!
Make baskets and put 3 sticks in it or carrots so that we have more space.
And then i die. Alone.
But perhaps other Players can restart and grow smile

#55 Main Forum » Ghosttown » 2018-03-07 04:14:23

Laura
Replies: 12

I sadly see that when i was reborn in a City or place i was before ...
It becomes a ghosttown ...
All People dead, no Food, waste of stuff ...
Big Citys! With a lof of stuff but ... such a mess.

It really makes me sad.
Perhaps we never grow up.

#56 Re: Main Forum » Favorite moments » 2018-03-06 20:13:01

Greetings to Jason, you are be honored.
Laura <3

#57 Re: Main Forum » How to make a KNIFE » 2018-03-06 05:37:35

Ned The Impaler wrote:

A bow and arrow is easier to make, though. Haha.

So ... maybe i steal a knife somewhere else lol

#58 Main Forum » How to make a KNIFE » 2018-03-06 03:06:55

Laura
Replies: 9

I really Need this for the Assholes please.
How can i make a knife?
Or how can i kill someone with an arrow?
I can´t handle the shit with these scammers anymore sad

#59 Re: Main Forum » Assholes ... » 2018-03-06 03:05:45

I can´t belive it ...
Born to a farm again with bad farming and a Baby Pops up.
I build my secret seed farm far ago and take the Baby with me.
I told her not eating, just for seeds to save the City.
And then she get hair ...
And start eating all the carrots and run away.

She killed with this ... an entire City.

I want to give up.

#60 Re: Main Forum » Assholes ... » 2018-03-06 01:19:30

Yes, wonderful idea smile!
A bit "gain weight" is ok but when i read (here in the Forum) that a Player
eat 20 carrots in a Minute ...

#61 Re: Main Forum » Favorite moments » 2018-03-06 00:36:22

I was Born as a full grown up Girl and are LOST in the Woods.
Running and running, Keep running.
Then, after a second before starving, i found a lost home.
With a lot of dead Bodys and ... bad farming.

I rebuild the farm, get a daughter and teach her.
But she was TOO Kind and get many Kids ...
We starved ... sad

Then ... i reborn. (played hours later).
And i reborn in MY Farm!!!
My mother was a full grown up Girl who was Born seconds before me.
And she sai: "Wow this farm is amazing, who build this?"
She hold me in her arms ...
And i say:
M
E
And she: you?
Y
E
S

Amazing.

#62 Re: Main Forum » Jason's Work Schedule » 2018-03-05 23:45:54

Thank you so much!
I realle enjoy the game and i hope that you earn that MUCH that you can build a
Team and fulfill all your wished for future games.
If you Need any help, cheers or Money, there are a lot of People who will help smile

#63 Re: Main Forum » Feature Request - Names, names, and NAMES! » 2018-03-05 21:49:16

Fantastic Ideas!

The signs would be great smile

And: We Need a middle place. There are so many "home sticks" who took place.
And a "zoom out" function would be nice ...
I lost so many times sad

#64 Re: Main Forum » The problem of the one carrot rule! » 2018-03-05 21:11:43

asterlea wrote:

I was in a one-carrot settlement this morning, built a garden a bit away and tried to tell people to keep it for seeds. One person caught on and tried to help tell others, but there kept being too many new people and they kept getting eaten. Saw one person, told them not to eat them, and they we're all "but it was for the baby!" and i told them no one eats, ever, or we all die, and someone just told me to calm down. -_-

Yeah calm down and die XD or what?
Shit.
Same happend to me.
Yeah, feed the Baby and we will all die and the farm is empty soon.
It´s so frustrating sad

Feel sorry for you! <3

#65 Re: Main Forum » Assholes ... » 2018-03-05 20:54:46

aeiowu wrote:

i encountered about 4 griefers during a lifetime (i'm not sure the name of the settlement) and it actually played out interestingly.

first thing that happened was some able-bodied toddler was spouting "i need the knife!" and i asked why and they said "to murder you". the elder ran to the knife, got it and just pocketed it to diffuse the situation.
later, a young blonde boy tried to shoot me with an arrow, but missed. i went to the elder who now had two knives in her backpack, and we found and killed him.
next, an eve was inside the main building eating carrots constantly. one of my children yelled out and i went to the elder. elder took care of her and i cleaned up the bones. she ate probably 12 carrots but we took care of it before too much damage was done.
finally, a young toddler was found scarfing carrots on the southern farm, nearing the end of my life i decided to make myself useful and chase him off. even though i couldn't do anything, it was temporarily effective. i went back to town and died soon after that.

there's a bit of a need for law enforcement/guards. it worked, sort of, for the elder to have all and any knives in the settlement on her person. you can't say "don't have knives or bows" because griefers can still scarf endlessly, and that _must_ be stopped. though you can pick things up to hold them safe, that is rarely effective for a settlement with a lot of valuable food. so while 1 elder makes sense, it might be that you need at least two guards with knives so they can take care of these problems. it's tough to stop people who are busy working and get their attention in this game, so having a few guards would probably stop most problems before they became catastrophic.

Shit. This sounds hard ...
Oh my, WHY someone buy the beautiful game for 20$ and make this shit hmm
I must learn to make a knife to kill this assholes, so that normal and fun gamer have
a lot of fun and the assholes die =_= ...
(Is that the way i become a soziopath???) perhaps.
Maybe i try to get a death note ... wink

#66 Re: Main Forum » Assholes ... » 2018-03-05 20:51:44

SovietBear wrote:

Hey Laura, did you just show grandpa your secret seeds farm few minutes ago?

YES it was MEEE big_smile
I make another post about it!
Are you the Grandpa??? <3

#67 Main Forum » Laura ... the SEED thief » 2018-03-05 20:44:50

Laura
Replies: 1

Yes.
It´s me.
I AM THE SEED THIEF.

Nice to meet you.
You can thank me later. big_smile

Today i rescued an entire City...
I was Born as a Young, blond Boy.
A lot of mothers take care and when i can walk alone i see ...
The massively bad carrot farming. Leave ONE carrot in every row.
I knew ... when i try to copy them, i will die Young.
There was an old man too, talking: "no, bad farming! Please!"
But NO one listen.
I say: "bad farming!"
And then there was another wolf wearing man.
He say: "Bad Boy i feed you to the bears when you eat the last single carrots!!!"
What should i say?
He day a couple of minutes later, because auf STARVING.
BC no carrots ...


I stole earth and bring it far away at a secret place.
I stole baskets and water bowls ... and grow my secret SEED FARM in the east.
Near water places.
Peacefully.

I came back and everyone Panic.
No carrots anymore. *eyerolling*
Everyone die but me and two others.

There was a GRANNY or old men.
She/He was so sad bc of bad farming.
So i tell her/him: "come with me, i Show you my secret".
We walk together to my secret SEED FARM.
He/She: "Lol there are our baskets go and our water bowls lol XD"

Yeah.
It was me.

I bring the seeds back.
Start good farming.
Teach newborns how they can make it.
Good farming starts.
Very good farming.
Lot of Food.
Many Family.

When you can ...
Steal!
Build secretly a SEED FARM.
And regrow the City later, so that they will learn.

big_smile
(Sorry for bad englisch, not a native englisch Speaker)

#68 Re: Main Forum » The problem of the one carrot rule! » 2018-03-05 16:44:47

Absolutely ...
And than the Babyboom!
And all the Babys wont listen and let one carrot stay.
And then you can see how they all Panic!

And i stand there ... knowing where i find MY carrots.
A bit far away.
Lot of Food.
Lot of seeds.

And when they all died ...
I clean this shit and begin new ...
ONE Baby. Tell ALL the rules.
And say: ONE Baby and tell him / her the rules too.
And then we Keep this with 3 persons.
No more Babys.

When all 3 got this, 2 more Babys.
And its fine.

Economics <3

#69 Re: Main Forum » The problem of the one carrot rule! » 2018-03-05 14:54:05

(first i am sorry, not native Speaker here)

Oh gosh, yeah! I hate this so much!
There is a very lare Village ( i think that everyone was Born there in a game) with many stuff.
On the left side they build a house, they got a farm with animals and a big carrot Plantage.
And my first thought was: oh amazing!
Then my second thought (after i see the carrot Plantage): they are all stupid as fuck. -> and we are all gonna die.

They have maybe 20 carrot lines and in EVERY stuck ONE fucking carrot.
And every grown up woman tell the Baby: do you know the carrot rule?
And i Standing there as a Baby and think ... shit. SHIT.

So i become a thief.
I stole some seeds. Stole earth.
Go away a bit.
Plant 5 carrot seeds in 5 carrot earth ... and go back with the seeds.
And feed them all.
Tell another kid and ...

The shit kid tell the others!
And then i came back ...

And you would not BELIVE what happend!
I came back .. and in EVERY fucking earth line ... is a single carrot Standing!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!

I stand there. 30 years old. And die.
I can´t handle this.

#70 Main Forum » Assholes ... » 2018-03-05 00:15:00

Laura
Replies: 46

Oh no, what happend?
A couple of hours ago there are so many Players asking REALLY ... annoying questions ...

- nice tits
- lets fuck

Gosh, where are all the brats come from?

#71 Re: Main Forum » Favorite moments » 2018-03-04 18:49:22

I was a Young Boy. Mother died because a bear eat her. Sister died, also of the bear.
I was five year old, a kid ... and all by myself.
I found dirt and a few seeds. Water! Finally!
Year by year gone ...
I grown up.
But i am all by myself.
Getting older and farm.
I want ... sometimes in the future ... maybe ... there come travelers and see my work.
They will find Food. Water. Clothes.
A home.

I was 55 ... and all my hope was gone. But i was glad, that i have a good time all by myself.
But then!!!
Finally a pregnant woman appears and another!
In this old times ...
Have beautiful woman and great Kids.
Awesome.
They eat.
They farm.

My work is done here on earth.
Perhaps ... we see in another life.

#72 Re: Main Forum » Murder! » 2018-03-04 07:45:18

I got a mommy who bring me far far ... far away, let me go and say: bye.
And run away.
;(

#73 Re: Main Forum » Stories - What is your craziest adventure ? » 2018-03-04 04:48:09

I was Born as a Boy.
Three woman around me.

W1: Oh no
W2: Not again a Boy
W3: We Need Girls
W1: Let the Boy starve
W2: k
W3: okay

All went away.
Another Baby popps up.
Sorry Bro. You are a Boy too.

;(

***
Reborn as a full grown woman.
Baby Boy was Born.

Another Farm ...
W1: don´t feed the Boys.
BUT I FEED THE BOYS!!!! who poppt up like spam e-mails.
W2: no!!! What are you doing!!!
W3: let him die!
Me: No, he is ... the Chosen one!
Baby Boy: K

amazing.

He said: "K" (okay, i am the Chosen one. I will be the newbown king, yeah!)

(sorry for bad englisch)

#74 Re: Main Forum » Favorite moments » 2018-03-04 03:40:20

I was Born alone. All by myself.
Lucky i found a lost home ... and got three Babys at the time.
It was hard. I was so Young and just want to plant my carrots.
I raise them.
Two run away. Hard times.
But one Boy stay. I gave him my clothes so that they Keep him warm.
He run ... and kill bunnys for me, gave me the furr and Keep me warm.
He gave me back all the love i had raised him with ...
And when i get older no younglings came. We where the last two People
in our Little City.

Dear Jacob. I hope you stay save. Eat your vegetables.
Your Laura, from Germany.

(sorry for bad grammer, ist 5am here and i am still playing haha)

#75 Main Forum » Please ... (game changing) » 2018-03-03 19:52:18

Laura
Replies: 2

We Need:

- more water places
- more Berry Trees
- Carrot plants

and this ALL together at ONE place.

Whenever i get Born there are ...
1 many, many water stuff but NO Berry Trees and no Carrot stuff and no other stuff.
2 many, many berry trees but nothing else
3 grass ... grass ... bunnys ... dozenz of bunnys ...

the places are too big!
I run with a carrot for minutes and don´t found a single berry tree or other Players.
Please smaller game places and more stuff <3

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