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#51 Re: Main Forum » Favorite Job? » 2018-07-20 05:45:55
I like making compost, not shepherding. I steal poo.
I also like baby spamming.
#52 Re: Main Forum » How to make compost » 2018-07-20 04:08:04
guys I don't know anything about being a shepard or making compost is there a guide of some kind
https://onetech.info/790-Composting-Compost-Pile
This is best way imo to learn.
#53 Re: Main Forum » [DOWNLOAD] Windows Client with additions (updated over time) » 2018-07-19 20:03:29
I love Satan Bot
#54 Re: Main Forum » How to make compost » 2018-07-19 19:42:37
YAHG wrote:The joke was that it was hopefully more than one assload (one dung) or you were a shitty Shepard.
I thought the goal of this job was to be as shitty as possible.
<3
#55 Re: Main Forum » How to make compost » 2018-07-19 18:21:05
And no yahg that guy was the only one getting in the way. I was the town shepard till i died at 50ish, after showing a kid how to do the job.
The joke was that it was hopefully more than one assload (one dung) or you were a shitty Shepard.
My Father once teased me asking how much an assload was. At the time I had no smarmy answer, but now I do.
It depends on the Ass 
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#56 Re: Main Forum » No more URLs in subject lines » 2018-07-19 18:11:06
loosing weight has his price!
No pain no gain!
#57 Re: Main Forum » No more URLs in subject lines » 2018-07-19 17:53:10
An independent test has confirmed a groundbreaking 2018 study that entering shark tank causes rapid weight loss.
Science has spoken!
#58 Re: Main Forum » Please improve bowl interaction with berry bushes » 2018-07-19 17:36:31
For
0-5 Berries in bowl and
1-7 Berries on the domestic bush +
1-6 on the Wild
6*(7+6) = 78 interactions. Watch my math be wrong
#59 Re: Main Forum » No more URLs in subject lines » 2018-07-19 17:25:05
Are people clicking the links?
How are they making any money?
#60 Re: Main Forum » How to make compost » 2018-07-19 17:22:22
Hopefully you made more than one assload of crap, was someone else still shearing? 
#62 Re: Main Forum » The Maze in town » 2018-07-19 17:17:55
Mazes are cooler than babies. Babies are fucking everywhere.
#63 Re: Main Forum » How to make compost » 2018-07-19 17:16:16
Some people are under the impression that adult sheep also poop... i swear...
If only they just would..
It would've been cool if animals just kept pooping but you have to keep them alive with pasture or feed, I don't think it will happen though.
#64 Re: Main Forum » deaf mode » 2018-07-19 16:47:59
That and maybe more audio clues for blind people.
#65 Re: Main Forum » 1500x speed-up on family tree homepage » 2018-07-19 15:52:05
it now takes 0.00079350 seconds to generate.
No one has that kind of time..
#66 Re: Main Forum » How to make compost » 2018-07-19 15:51:05
I think the Alleria peace be upon him is right, sheep ONLY steal carrots. Free range is superior considering
that we don't really plant carrots much anymore.
Free ranged sheep is also good cause lazy peeps who only want to shear will have more trouble finding sheps
and give up more often. I think your idea about the domestic muflon shrine endlessly pooping out pups is cool too.
#67 Re: Main Forum » So here's another thought, what if only the wheels on carts broke? » 2018-07-19 14:11:20
Aye, that or just give us the forestry update.
#68 Re: Main Forum » Any way to track who let the bear out? » 2018-07-19 13:36:12
zennyrpg wrote:The forums are crazy.
1) Mothers who keep all their children should be stabbed
2) Mothers who abandon their children should get bearsMake up your minds! Which is it?
Mothers who keep all their children or not should get beared then stabbed.
FTFY
Stab them all, let Jason sort it out in post.
#69 Re: Main Forum » [DOWNLOAD] Windows Client with additions (updated over time) » 2018-07-19 13:34:29
I didn't see Jason react to or write about this anywhere (although I might have missed something obviously)
#70 Re: Main Forum » Any way to track who let the bear out? » 2018-07-18 19:40:01
serious threat to my -disgraceful- mothers and their relatives.
Yeah, if I am abandoned I am not sure why I should care about the people who abandoned me.
#71 Re: Main Forum » [DOWNLOAD] Windows Client with additions (updated over time) » 2018-07-18 18:50:47
Is working perfectly again <3
#72 Re: Main Forum » Jason is lazy..Maybe » 2018-07-18 02:30:48
Last edited by xxx90x (Today 01:02:14)
Cough pussy Cough
#73 Re: Main Forum » I want to try the “friends” update with my sister but.. » 2018-07-17 22:46:44
jasonrohrer wrote:Yeah, you can't share accounts and play at the same time.
That's what you're paying for: a server account.
An idea how to increase game popularity:
Allow people to invite friends to play with them as twins+, without requirement for invited people having an account. That may help to viral the game. People that like the experience will still need an account to play it on their own. I think this model worked fine for e.g. Starcraft.
INB4: Griefing problems can be solved easily by curse point accumulating on host's account.
That is a good idea. I don't think it would cost you a lot on your end either.
#74 Re: Main Forum » Here's a thought, how about we do away with sledges? » 2018-07-17 16:10:55
Also they don't decay so that is nice.
I agree dude. <3
#75 Re: Main Forum » Please stop putting stuff on the only fire » 2018-07-17 03:39:33
elpargo wrote:This is were simpler signs make sense no? Maybe make it less annoying and label stuff.
People are just going to rearrange the letters into something racist or sexual anyway.
Or racist and sexual for extra credits