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#52 Re: Main Forum » Butt Log Supply » 2019-02-18 20:00:22

Have you tried looking ... in your butt?


(sorry, somebody had to do it)

#53 Re: Main Forum » Teas, soups and other warm buffing foods » 2019-02-18 19:53:47

I like it. You should take it to the reddit page

#54 Re: Main Forum » ignore » 2019-02-18 19:51:31

Why am I so attracted to a post titles "Ignore"? It's like you know there's going to be secrets there. Why else would you call it "Ignore"?
I mean if it was titles "Don't look here", it's an obvious attempt at trying to make people do the opposite, but "Ignore" really wants to be ignored... At least my the uninitiated who aren't meant to get access to the arcane knowledge hidden within.

Ellesanna wrote:

Last edited by Ellesanna (Today 13:07:08) hmm

13-07-08

Could be 13/07 - 2008. The date of the Delhi bombings. Could be coordinates. Perhaps both ... How far does this rabbit hole go?!?!

#56 Re: Main Forum » I have to apologize for running. » 2019-02-18 19:40:17

We will never forgive you Morti! You are by far the most irresponsible, selfish player of this community!!
Jason is only killing our babies because he loves us!!!
You should feel soooooo bad for all the simulated motherhoods you've abandoned in your selfish quest to punish our beloved (game) Creator, Jason. Blessed be His Name.
Shaaaaaame on yooooou!!!
Shaaaaame!

Yes! Be more shamed!!

You are not shaming enough!

MOOOOAR!

Post tear emojiis or it didn't happen!

#57 Re: Main Forum » Photography Contest! » 2019-02-16 23:06:22

F30b8n8.jpg
Crossing the OHOLrion-trail

#58 Re: Main Forum » To report an extremely terrible griefer on the biggest server » 2019-02-02 16:28:02

Wow! Thank you for reporting this! It sounds absolutely hilarious!!! big_smile

#59 Re: Main Forum » The gods are unhappy this day » 2019-01-28 14:10:14

MultiLife wrote:

Wasn't a May but I had my first leech life yesterday...

Psssj ... you call THAT leeching?

You didn't even shear the last sheep...

#60 Re: Main Forum » I am a Killer » 2019-01-28 00:01:40

austin_beale wrote:

Ill kill you all

Good luck, punk.

#62 Re: Main Forum » Hello everyone » 2018-12-13 12:49:02

I dislike you in a warm, loving manner.

#63 Re: Main Forum » Jungle trees can be cut, new meta, move into jungle » 2018-11-30 17:55:32

The ancient Chinese advocate the combination of beauty and utility in any invention or creation.

I agree.

What's the motivation for keeping a town that is ugly, going?
Who cares about something that's pretty, but ultimately useless?

#64 Re: Main Forum » Jungle trees can be cut, new meta, move into jungle » 2018-11-30 11:54:43

Genius! The mosquitoes doesn't leave their biome anymore?

You've dubbed this berry-cistern design the fountain?

It's neat.

#65 Re: Main Forum » Time out! » 2018-11-30 08:10:04

I don't care who started it! Both can have a time out!!

#66 Main Forum » Time out! » 2018-11-29 22:34:56

Roblor
Replies: 2

Afton Robling - Athena Robling; I don't know which one of you started it, but both of you CAN TAKE A TIME OUT!!

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=2103953

#67 Re: Main Forum » The new eve system » 2018-11-29 21:56:17

Oh.. He changed it?

I noticed colonies being a lot closer today..

#68 Re: Main Forum » Griefing Guide » 2018-11-29 17:23:25

Thanks for giving good suggestions arkajalka . . . You are really clever . . .

#69 Re: Main Forum » Special Events » 2018-11-29 16:30:25

Only thing I push is drugs... And my ideas.

#70 Re: Main Forum » Eve Nina Crazy Nomad Jungle Jumping Life, Ended in Raiding Old Village » 2018-11-29 09:19:38

FibreFlim wrote:

I've found myself stealing food and tools from other towns (usually taking their horse drawn carts as well) more than I'd like to admit.
Amazing technology spreading simulator, thanks for sharing.

Oh yeah, me too.

I'm kleptomaniac ingame to a point of griefing . . .

Horsecart shovel fence kit bye bye

#71 Re: Main Forum » Griefing Guide » 2018-11-29 09:10:36

Maybe Floofy didn't write this so that he could guide others to become better greifers.

What if he wrote this so that others would guide him to become the better greifer?

Machiavellian indeed . . .

#72 Re: Main Forum » Eve Nina Crazy Nomad Jungle Jumping Life, Ended in Raiding Old Village » 2018-11-28 22:38:41

Dunno why it always comes out as "Banas". Every single time....

#73 Re: Main Forum » Griefing Guide » 2018-11-28 22:32:15

This more of a guide of how to be annoying rather than to be city-wiping. A certain admin once wrote a really effective guide on how to effectively grief, but your guide strikes me more as irony rather than a true guide.

Are you just frustrated with the noobs, Floofy?

#74 Re: Main Forum » Special Events » 2018-11-28 20:57:31

I've brought it up before, and I'll bring it back again; Vampire Week.

- Too sexy to ignore.

#75 Re: Main Forum » The Case For Giant Biomes » 2018-11-28 05:13:59

I want the religion of my biome to be Islam.

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