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Have you been spying on me? Because I actually once proposed with a headless domestic goose. Never told anyone on forum about it.
It was meant to be a non-headless domestic goose. I put it at her feet and begged her for marriage but then a guy took the goose to the town square and chopped off its head. I chased it back to her. Still bleeding all over the place, legs still kicking I laid it in front of her. She said yes.

I’d never murder for that but I actually agree with pein. In a past game every single kid of mine that I actively apologized to and said I couldnt keep was fed by a lady who did nothing but feed. She must have produced twenty more than we could keep, from both birthing and feeding others. A few minutes later she and 3/4 of the kids died because of the famine. Not surprising at all...
Oh, and what bugs me even more is males obsessively feeding babies pie too often, sometimes even when females have adopted the same baby or tried to, because they want to be daddys. I usually love being a dad or mom and roleplaying, an opinion shared by many on OHOL, (probably the reason for the overfeeding, also because kids are pretty dang cute) but if there’s too many kids or the kid has been rejected? No way. I’d never feed someone else’s kid.
I think villages should make kid limits depending on situations. Good times and few women, five per woman. Good times and many woman, four.  Bad times and many, maybe two or one per woman. Bad times and few, two or three. Numbers might need adjusting.

See ya! Don’t forget to bring along a few berries

How many people need to curse for the curses to work?

Trust me, disney princess tinder is a dark and scary place.

Eh? Too old for you?

Ill go first.
Name: Nameless
Age: 60
Job: Smith
Likes: Stone floors, cactus fruit, beards
Dislikes: Rattlesnakes
Seeks: A woman. Any woman. I had to die with a teenage male telling me he loved me. Which is cool and all but I really wanted a woman. Especially considering we had no females to repopulate.
Profile pic: http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=439093

Yesssssss! Get out there Harry and nail some geese!

Janitor guy
Name: Harry Jonz
Age: 42
Job: Stew
Kids: 3 dead lambs
Likes: Onions, the sheep pen
Dislikes: Pies, enemy of stew
Seeks: Middle-age goose for flying feathers and a fun time

I object. The elvis guy is my hubby. Dibs.

Had a similar situation. My mom had nothing but boys. Eleven boys, all lined up in the graveyard. I was Xavier: http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=420001