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#101 Re: Main Forum » Would any newbies be interested in some 1 on 1 twin lessons? » 2018-07-21 03:26:01

FeignedSanity wrote:
WomanWizard wrote:

We could discord chat or something. Learn tips and tricks and general setting up camp and survival basics. It's sometimes hard to teach my newer babies since they can only communicate one letter at a time smile

I would just like to start off by saying that that's very nice of you to volunteer your services like this.

I do have a question though, would you also entertain the idea of 1 on 1 twining with a very experienced player to make sure you don't misinform any future students. Like telling them not to pick the last berry on a bush, or to not dry the wells, or to not take the last clay from a clay pit because if you do they don't regrow...all of which I've seen people try to "teach". Not that I'm volunteering myself, just a question. I tend to ask a lot of those and this post intrigued me.


Wait... clay regenerates?

#102 Re: Main Forum » Players who run or quit at birth » 2018-07-21 03:25:00

AnobeseWalrus wrote:

i always ask my kids if they want to stay, if they say no then there is no tears shed when they die. What I do have a problem with is fuckers that run off after 1.5 years. If you say you're gonna stay, then stay dammit!!!

I've done this.  It's usually because I am still trying to evaluate the situation.  If I get old enough and realize we have no food, and/or the camp location is crap, I will off myself.

I personally hate Eve runs (I have played enough times that I have been there done that a billion times before and am not interested in continuing to do it over and over again).  I have to be in a special mood to want to stick around.

#103 Re: Main Forum » Any way to track who let the bear out? » 2018-07-18 04:57:16

sc0rp wrote:

Any ideas for defense early on?   Bears are laughable later on, but milkweed and time for bow and three arrows is very expensive in early camp.


I have been building trash pits around the bear caves.  Takes smithing for shovel, but it does the trick really well.

#104 Re: Main Forum » Ran into my first pair of twin griefers today. » 2018-07-17 04:07:42

jasonrohrer wrote:

Yeah, I decided not to implement the twin broken heart thing just yet.

I wanted to see how twins in general shake out first.


So far, it seems terrible.

#105 Re: Main Forum » Triplets griefers » 2018-07-16 22:12:02

I have ignored every twin/triplet I have had so far.  1. it's too much of a pain in the ass, 2. I don't trust pre-grouped people to be well-intentioned or stay well-intentioned, and 3. if one of them dies, the other disconnects or griefs, so I am not going to waste my time and energy on them.

Personally, I think this was a bad addition to the game.

#106 Re: Main Forum » Any way to track who let the bear out? » 2018-07-15 04:23:20

sc0rp wrote:

For what?  They had no choice to have you or not.

And besides, they run of just to poke the bear, before they can be named - pure dickish move.

I poke bear only when I have been clearly abandoned.

That's the risk you take when you choose to abandon your children, especially near a bear cave.

I would agree that it's a dick move if they run off on their own accord just to poke the bear.  That's nonsense.  That said, older settlements who are near bear caves should be bear-proofing their town (i.e., make the bear cave inaccessible somehow).

#107 Re: Main Forum » Any way to track who let the bear out? » 2018-07-15 04:07:05

sc0rp wrote:

Hope you are happy for being dick.

Just reciprocating.

You get what you give.

#108 Re: Main Forum » Any way to track who let the bear out? » 2018-07-15 04:02:42

Neo wrote:

Usually one of the little kids or a vengeful baby who was salty about being abandoned.

I do this.

Every. Time.

You wanna abandon me?  As a present, I will leave you a friendly bear who just wants to snuggle.

smile

#109 Re: Main Forum » Liz the Racist » 2018-07-15 03:22:14

TrustyWay wrote:

You clearly live the ''racism'' situation differently you both, different countries I guess

Trick talks about the hateful racism that people promote through lies and it should be stop indeed but yahg talks about maybe everydays life, things that can be true such as gypsies in europe or chinese people in japan (you must live them to understand)

To say that all Romani people or all Chinese people are *insert stereotype here* is also discriminatory.  It is not ALL.  It might be some, but not all.

If people said all Americans were gun-toting, Trump-loving, trailer-park dwelling hicks, a lot of people would be offended.  Why?  Because it isn't true.  There are a lot of American people who do not live that lifestyle, regardless of what stereotypes pervade.  It is offensive and can be harmful to paint a whole group of people with the same brush, especially if such a characterization leads to that group of people being targeted or discriminated against (which happens WAY too often).

Not to mention that those who suggest that people of colour or people of certain groups/ethnicities are *insert derogatory comment here* are usually ignoring/denying the reality of the context/history/existing power structure/discrimination/etc..  They talk about these things as if they were isolated incidents, as though it were not preceded by a lifetime of situations that have led to the scenario being discussed.

Bigotry, discrimination, racism, sexism, etc. is borne out of ignorance, fear, and a nasty propensity for hatred.  Full stop.

#110 Re: Main Forum » Liz the Racist » 2018-07-15 02:24:15

YAHG wrote:

Cowardice.


At least I am not a deplorable human being.

#111 Re: Main Forum » Liz the Racist » 2018-07-15 02:18:41

YAHG wrote:

Lol if your story is even true. I have caught plenty of liars already in here.

If you want to pretend things that are true are not true that is your problem not mine, Trick. There is PLENTY of Data..
You also dodged everything in that thread like a coward.
If the Truth is racist, is it better to just lie to yourself instead?


Just because some people prefer their self congratulatory moral preening doesn't make reality change.


I didn't dodge anything.  I intentionally ignored you.  I am not going to get into a debate about whether or not people of colour are genetically (or otherwise) inferior to white people.

And you did, in fact, claim yourself as a racist (and then proved it, and are proving it again).

Go away.

#112 Re: Main Forum » Liz the Racist » 2018-07-15 01:29:25

User YAHG on these forums is a self-proclaimed racist.

This is a problem in the game, and there are a lot of people who think it's 'funny' and/or defend it for some reason or another.  The game developer, Jason, has been noticeably quiet about the issue.

Anyway, I say they are pieces of shit and everyone should band together to curse and kill them off.  If they want to be trash, they can play by themselves.

Just know that you aren't alone in despising these people.

#113 Re: Main Forum » Any way to track who let the bear out? » 2018-07-15 01:20:45

TheRedBug wrote:

Who let the bear out
Who who who who
Who let the bear out
Who who who who

I literally opened this thread just to look for this comment.

First response.  Did not disappoint.

#114 Re: Main Forum » What is the best thing for me to do as a new player? » 2018-07-13 05:08:58

VirazolKaine wrote:

I really like the idea of this game and have been trying to play it.  But I feel bad being a new player as I understand the importance of productivity in this game and I feel like me sticking around in an already advanced settlement is a hindrance and could potentially doom a settlement.  Also it seems that the community isn't a big fan of new players (the people I've met anyway, not trying to presume that the whole community is this way) because usually the first thing I do as a baby is type out new, and most times this results in me being abandoned by mum ;_;.  So I've been thinking that instead of revealing that I'm new, I let my mum raise me until I'm a kid, then I run off into the wilderness once I'm old enough to take care of myself and attempt to survive on my own and learn the game until I feel I'm knowledgeable enough to be useful to settlements.  What do you guys think is the best way for me to learn this game without bringing everyone around me down?  Should I avoid settlements and just try to learn the game on my own?  Should I not even bother playing until I read the entire wiki and watch a million videos on how to play??  Any advice is greatly appreciated, I just want to learn this game and be useful!


I think waiting until you're older to tell people you're new is a smart strategy (just to avoid the jerks who would abandon you), but I think you should tell people when you're older.

Go around and ask for help.  "Is there anything I can do to be helpful?"  "What needs to be done?"  Then ask how to do it when they tell you what they need.  If I encounter someone who shows that they are genuinely interested in being useful, I will spend the time to teach them.  Frankly, some of the newest players have been the biggest help to me (because I get them to do something that needs to be done, but I am busy with something more advanced and can't do myself).

The new players who come in and start taking shit or moving shit without asking questions are the ones who make me crazy.  I have had newbies come and take my stuff WHILE I am using it, and completely screw something up.  It's maddening.  Don't do that.  But, don't stand around the berry bushes and mooch, either.

I think most people are willing to help newbies if they show that they are not trying to be a nuisance.

#115 Re: Main Forum » Glitching Game » 2018-07-13 00:34:29

sc0rp wrote:
Trick wrote:

Is there anyway to speed it up or something?

https://onehouronelife.com/forums/viewt … 793#p22793

That sounds complicated.

#116 Re: Main Forum » Glitching Game » 2018-07-12 08:56:41

tana wrote:
Trick wrote:
Anshin wrote:

Did you eat a mushroom? Sounds like you were on a trip wink

No, I was definitely 'sober'.

I would have recorded it with my phone, but I left my phone in the other room and was worried I would die trying to get it.

you don't have to, games are recorded automatically in your game folder, look for the recordedGame folder, open it and try to locate the one where the glitches occured by pasting it it into the playbackGame folder saving and launch the game normally, you'll see a replay of the game. Once you've found the proper one, copy the file and send it to Jason.

Is there anyway to speed it up or something?

#117 Re: Main Forum » Glitching Game » 2018-07-12 03:42:27

pennedgalaxy wrote:

I've been experiencing glitches too. Have items been randomly disappearing for you? Or things being moved whilst someone is standing super far away? Things of that nature.

Yes!

#118 Re: Main Forum » Glitching Game » 2018-07-12 02:13:10

Anshin wrote:

Did you eat a mushroom? Sounds like you were on a trip wink

No, I was definitely 'sober'.

I would have recorded it with my phone, but I left my phone in the other room and was worried I would die trying to get it.

#119 Main Forum » Glitching Game » 2018-07-12 00:29:08

Trick
Replies: 21

I was seeing people who weren't there, and things were happening when no one was around.

I watched a Queen forge with a berry bush.  She was clearly not actually there, but I could see her, and read her text.

And then a bunch of rabbits suddenly skinned themselves, but I could not see anyone.

I watched a mother put clothes onto a ghost (i.e., the clothes literally disappeared into thin air).

Weirdest glitch ever.

Was I the only one experiencing that?

#120 Re: Main Forum » repent!!!! repent!!!!!! » 2018-07-10 11:00:48

Neo wrote:

Why not just let the cursed baby die, Was the fancy text too intriguing.


I think the mother was a noob or something, and refused to let the baby die.

I was the one to get Witney's knife.  I hid it and then gave it to my son later on in life.

#121 Re: Main Forum » Curse Colors .... » 2018-07-06 03:28:04

YAHG wrote:

Well then you gotta remove the white text from normal text..

Because it reinforces the idea that white is normal and the other colors are not.

Either that or this is retarded as fuck..

Resident racist here to give his opinion on how "retarded" it is to be concerned about problematic symbolism.

roll

#122 Re: Main Forum » Curse Colors .... » 2018-07-06 03:18:40

Anshin wrote:
YAHG wrote:

FUCKING SERIOUSLY????

Yes. It would be easy to change the color to something neutral like purple. Dark purple. Eggplant. Aubergine.

Agreed.

There is already a major issue with racists in this game.  We don't need to add symbolism that enforces that.

Purple is a great colour for 'evil'.

#123 Re: Main Forum » What's with the baby kidnapping? » 2018-06-28 22:02:20

I've had it happen to me as a baby a couple of times.

People in this game are weird.

#124 Re: Main Forum » The Woodstock Family » 2018-06-28 18:39:18

Apparently Reven starved to death as he grieved the loss of his mother.

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=411400

#125 Main Forum » The Woodstock Family » 2018-06-28 18:34:18

Trick
Replies: 2

My name was Stacy Woodstock.  My mother actually named me StackOfWoodPile, but Stacy stuck.

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … _id=411577

In my infancy, my mother Melodie was fighting with the Queen.  I don't know what it was about, but they bickered for my whole toddlerhood.  Insults were passed back and forth, and I quickly realized that I was on the wrong side of the royal family (and I worried that it would one day get me killed).  But, the Queen had a baby boy named Reven, and I relished the idea of he and I bridging the gap by falling in love and marrying - Romeo and Juliet style.  Sadly, he declined my proposal.  I don't know what happened to Reven.

His mother, the Queen, died not long after I was of age to fend for myself.  By pure happenstance, I just happened to be in the right spot at the right time, and was thusly crowned.  I vowed to be a good Queen.

Immediately after I took the throne, someone had locked the door to the clinic, and all of our emergency supplies were trapped inside.  As if by fate, I found the key shortly after, so my first orders as Queen was to move the clinic to the unlocked room next door.

One of my subjects, and I believe one of the town doctors, Gary, was not so cooperative.  He hated that I had the key, and wanted the clinic to be in the locked room.  In the brief moments that the clinic had been locked, however, we had already lost a few members of our society.  So, I was unwilling to acquiesce to his demands, and I ordered once again that the clinic be moved to the non-locked room next door.  Gary protested, and moved the supplies to the middle of the desert.

My loyal subject, Wayne, was much more reasonable.  He saw my logic and agreed that the clinic should be kept in the clean, more organized room beside the locked one, rather than in the desert as Gary demanded.  So, with his help, Wayne and I began moving everything to the unlocked room.  Gary protested, and unfortunately for him, we believe his outrage caused a heart attack and he dropped dead.  Although we were not happy to see the doctor go, we were glad we no longer had to fight with him.  The clinic was set up and was looking wonderful.

My first duty as Queen was a success.  And I had found my first and only love - Wayne.  I had many, many children with him.  Sadly, shortly after he had named our daughter Rebecca, he was found dead.  I don't know what happened, but I was crushed.  To honour him, I named my next child Waynely (which was shortened to Wayne).

I wasn't able to grieve for long.  As the Queen, my people needed me, and I needed to give them direction.  For the newer members of our society, I gave them jobs.  I taught Waynely how to care for the berry bushes, and she became an apprentice of the berry farmer, Woodrow.  He was a hard-working man, and I was very grateful to him for his loyal service to the village.  Waynely diligently worked in the fields for many years under his tutelage.

With a locked room, and key in hand, I decided that the room would become the armory.  I began collecting the bows and knives, and safely tucked them away over my years.  Our town was almost eerily peaceful, and to be honest, it kept me on edge - I was always suspecting that the murdering and griefing would start at any moment.  But it didn't.  My reign as Queen remained peaceful, and we saw the town flourish as everyone worked hard.  We got our first fencepost and horse.  We expanded the farms.  We fixed the sheep pen.  Life was good.

I had wonderful children, and most of them lived well into their old age.  I was so enormously proud of them, and it gave me such delight to see my grandchildren (and even some great grandchildren!) running around playing in the fields.  I felt like I had done good.

I knew that one day I would need to crown the next Queen to take over my throne.  It had been so important to me that my reign was peaceful and productive, and I had achieved that.  So, it was my goal to find an honourable heir who would be a benevolent ruler, and would continue the legacy I had created.

I was very aware that power could corrupt, and I knew that people would begin vying for my throne as I aged.  I carefully watched over my children to see who of them were hard-working, and who I believed had earned the right to become the heir to the throne.

My daughter, Priestess (shortened to Priest), was a dutiful daughter.  She reported to me what was happening around the village.  She would offer to help me.  She brought me her babies to celebrate that I was a grandmother. 

Now, I am sure she was aware that being on my good side would eventually favour her, but she was also a hard-worker.  She didn't follow me around waiting for me to die.  She contributed to the society, and took care of her children.  When I neared my end, I was confident that I could trust her. 

With words of encouragement, pride, and trust, I handed off the key and crown to Priestess.  I reminded her of how peaceful our village had been, and that I hoped she would keep it that way.  She promised me she would work hard to serve our village and the throne.

With great regret, I died shortly after.  I had hoped I would get one last chance to address my village, and especially my dear children, and tell them how proud I was and how much I loved them.  I also wanted to officially announce the new Queen.  But, my death came swiftly.  Hopefully I was honoured and given a proper burial.

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