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Morti, can you please stop writing half a dozen 2000+ word essays EVERY SINGLE DAY about meaningless babble that you could summarise in a single paragraph? This is a forum, not your personal blog.

You shouldn't be making too many carrot-rabbit pies anyway... Most of the time, it's just a waste of a carrot. Since threshed wheat has no value, it's !!MUCH!! better to make a carrot pie and a rabbit pie seperately.

Currently there is no good reason to add more than 1 ingredient to a pie.

The anti-male bias dates back to when the game was more difficult and the populations were low. With a low and insecure (lots of starvation) population you want a higher ratio of girls, since if you can only have 4 people you don't have much room for error, and the player would be able to respawn back, but hopefully as a girl within a matter of a minute or two anyway.

Now with the lineage ban and the easier difficulty, man-hating is reserved for those who haven't played in awhile and haven't learned the current meta. You only need 1-4 berry bushes per person currently, so there's not really any reason to watch your population.

Jallah (PBUH) came to me last night and told me He will add another berry to the bush so that it will have 7. 7 is the number of Jallah (PBUH). The false gods have held sway over our minds for too long. You will find my words to be true, as He delivers His miracle. All will convert to Berrislam or face the wrath of Jallah (PBUH) and His disciples. Behead those who insult Berrislam.

The reason Jallah (PBUH) didn't give you the gift of children was because you weren't following Beriah Law correctly. One must never eat of the berry. The berry is reserved for the sacred duty of composting. Jallah (PBUH) demands we follow Berrislamism, and that we behead the disbelievers. Women may not wear fur pants and those who eat of the berry will burn in Hellfire.

Depends what the goal of the griefer is. If they just want to offend people, then running around saying "nigger" is pretty good, but if they want to genocide the town, then they'll be quiet, pick people off, lie and avoid detection. Beforehand they could just get rid of the food sources, but now that's virtually impossible now that berries are so OP. Context is key, but if someone is randomly just calling people "nigger" then their intentions are probably bad.

Fuck off dude, you don't know what you're talking about - you're literally just making shit up at this point. I've NEVER fed a baby that I intended to abort (clarification - if they manage to get food then I will at the least give them a name and ensure you're raised to adulthood, but more likely give them a tour or explain the civ), let alone moved them to the wilderness to starve (sub-optimal strat). If you're a baby and you find optimal temp, say "Q", follow me, or manage to get fed once, I WILL raise you - that shows will to live. I also haven't been murdered without my consent in AT LEAST 50 hours, my children usually reciprocate my love. I have optimised my temp and gone afk multiple times, but never for more than a minute (bio break). So what if I waste a berry or 2 in an hour, LOL! I really doubt you contribute more to the development of civilisations than I do (you find great Eve locations), but you wouldn't believe anything I tell you because you've conceived in your head that I'm the boogey-man.

I want people to go into the game with a more accurate expectation so they aren't immediately jaded when it happens - because it will frequently. None of your sermons will ever convince everyone to stop managing population.

I fully admit I do some shitty things in the game, like killing people who aren't contributing or who make the same mistake multiple times, aborting babies if we're at our carrying capacity (NEVER have I fed a baby that was to be aborted, I want it to be as swift as possible, and usually apologise and explain why), and on occasion insulting people when they mess up. However, I usually contribute more and eat less than 95% of other players, all the while contributing to the RP and social aspect of the game. This game is more than just carrot picking, it's about developing culture and civilisation. 

Morti, feel free to insult me, but DO NOT lie about me.

If you've ever been named Elaria or Tiberius, I was your mother - and I hope you had a positive experience. I've also been everyone's son/daughter countless times, and I hope I've made you proud.

tl;dr Morti is a liar seeking a scapegoat for all the problems he perceives with the community. And because I have the third most hours, it must be me.

Edit: You NOT aborting puts a higher pressure on YOUR kids to abort. If everyone kept every child, and no children suicided, then everyone would starve eventually. Your naivety regarding https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrying_capacity is unbelievable. Making the game harder for yourself and your children literally because you're disgusted by abortion in OHOL is baffling. Historically, and in the modern day, people have implemented have practised abortion, and killed babies.

I'm personally done with the moralfaggotry and sermonising. I don't feel any guilt for how I play the game, nor do I hate, or feel hated by anyone here - I have weapons so I can protect my civs from griefers, which I need to do frequently. You evidently don't know how I play or think, and your presumptuousness is tiring. I have had great lives, and lived in great civs this week, even if you weren't around to provide them for me I haven't aborted anyone in a long time, but will do so if necessary. I'll also continue saying "Q" to help other players, and make it easier for you to abort me, just remember I'll be crying "moooooooom" the entire time.

I'd love to see one of your recordings of you birthing 14 children or so and giving them ALL a quality life (I actually have, but the civ soon died completely from famine, which was nearly entirely my fault). Fortunately, we're all having fewer children now, and are therefore able to give them better lives.

Reckless reproduction DOES NOT advance civilisation - it sends us backwards. You of all people should know that by now.

@Pein, Players use between 4-24 water in a lifetime, average being around 16. A full cistern should last a small family a full hour, longer if they live around a desert.

Only Sith deal in absolutes.

I'd never dream of demeaning those Irish mothers who were forced by terrible circumstance to kill a child in order to save the whole family. Yes, I also sometimes kill my children, but never with a light heart and only if it's strictly necessary. I can't recall a time where I've ever aborted a child pleading for life - we both know you can't say the same.

Some very mean man aborted me for saying "Q" like wtf... Their civilisation ended because they were an old woman. I feel like that anti-q = griefer. Let's be honest, you've gotta be a special kind of mean man to abort a Q baby... I'm going to continue using Q, if you don't want me, that's your loss, not mine.

YAHG, how you got zoom mod, you lovely man.

X means you've been in that location before, don't use it for anything else.

If you're not a smart baby, often you'll just die (not follow etc). but if circumstances permit, even if you're a bad baby, I will show you da wae.

That's because you're a pleb. The game is the easiest it's EVER been. You probably used to just farm carrots your whole life, right?

CORN FOR THE CORN GOD! Centiotl is our Lord and Saviour and he is 3x more effective than the berry god. Corn is the first thing you should start farming. Amassing bowls is one of the first jobs of the Eve. Eve's should focus on bowls and the corn farm NOT tools like the previous meta.

@Spockulon "Koipai" is not even remotely funny.

This man gets it. All hail Centeotl! Corn for the corn God, popcorn for the popcorn throne!!!