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1. Don't feed other people's babies unless it's an emergency. If I leave a baby to die it's probably because they didn't behave or the town is overpopulated, I don't want them coming to kill me later or the civ running out of food. Even worse if your male or old, shoveling food into an not needed baby during a famine.
2. Avoid eating carrots, They are better for making compost, sheep food and pies sometimes. Too many times people just munch all the carrots and we run out of soil.
3. Do not take tools and items that someone else is clearly using. If you need it then you should ask the person first. Also be sure to put tools back once your finished, don't just leave an axe in the woods.
Thank you so much for the good life.
You were all wonderful, and I'm sorry I didn't get to say goodbye to you all properly. I was trying to pass off the bow and arrows to Hope I but the whole family came XD. I'm like no, that's not how this works, you can't all know where it is LMAO.
I wasted too much time getting that all sorted out and wound up dying before I could even say my final words
I can tell by all the bear deaths in the family tree, that I made the wrong decision. I'm sorry our line died out to Daniel, but I'm glad you at least put him down Hope. Sorry daddy didn't protect you all from your hairy daddy. I'd like to say you can blame that on your mom, but the decision ultimately lay with me. I hope you can forgive me. I wont make the same mistake twice.
Thank you all, and may the cactus god bless you.
Love,
Daddy
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I don't think we lived in the same time but there I am. I was born during a famine but the berries had been watered so it was going to solve itself. But my mum starved ironically while she was telling me that food was low.
My original mum didn't get the chance to name me sadly. I ended up getting named "grief" probably because I was found crying over my mums bones.
I collected alot of clay and watered berries and died of old age. I don't really remember many details from that life.
I think stone flooring actually cools you down. But I don't think it does much and it's expensive.
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I was never quite sure about your daughter, She killed someone for being a griefer and doing nothing. I was a kid so I didn't know how true that was.
My mother thought she might kill again, told me to stay away. She didn't kill anyone else and I never saw again until she and my mum where both old. I saw your daughter die at 57 and I told mum. She was happy but then she died of old age.
We had a bear attack and a few people died before it was eventually shot down. We had a guy who suicided on us the second he was born in our town, I don't get why. The town was going good besides the bear attack. That person suicided on me several times and I saw them do it to other mothers too. I guess they where trying to get to the other town that was running at the time.
Few of my kids died young, 1 got eaten and some lived for awhile. One of my daughter's killed some griefer kid, Sadly it was her own daughter. Looks like Diamond tried to kill as soon as she was old enough but she got dealt with pretty easily. Before I died I passed on my knife to Maria so I'm glad it helped her later.
Sophie II and Marie II make me down, I feel bad, I even don't want to play the game in a long time after their bad cruel thing. I don't want to meet them agian all my life.
Not a big fan of twins either. I haven't seen griefer twins but i don't think they are worth it in most cases. They are a pain in the ass to raise and obviously even more of a burden then single babies (who are usually burdens on there own).
Just like regular children they act stupid, following you around asking for F and "wer water" "wer farm" "Wer rabbits" etc. Only to have them die at an early age after wasting your time feeding them.
It's worse because even if one of them is good, They will suicide when the noob one dies. Ine time I had a quad as an Eve, naturally I let them die. The crying was horrendous.
I would be so happy to receive the job of my dream! I want to do it and I will do it! You know with such resume as I have even looser will receive a job. Everything because I bought my resume at online service . There the team of professionals will do it for you.
So now spammers are necroposting, Nice. I'm sorry but I don't think anyone's hiring you for any legitimate job in the foreseeable future.
Unless spamming is your dream job of course.
I prefer the obesity isea that was suggested a little while ago. Basically over eating would change your model to look a little chubby and slow you down a bit.
So we'd be able to see who the major sponges are and get them to stop or kill them.
I think that new players start off not eating enough and dying young. After a few deaths they get paranoid and eat at every chance they get, Not realizing that they are slowly killing the town.
ha! good thing we found each other here... I agree in fact (and retrospective) I should have chosen otherwise I agree that killing some people that are not cooperating isn't griefing, however, I use force as last resort (here and IRL, haven't killed anyone yet, lol in neither) ... all in all I think we need a better way to notify people they are doing it wrong. I went to sleep thinking of ways to fix this.... maybe messages from the gods? but on the other hand, it's their game and they are enjoying it too right? even if they are killing off the town? I guess that's the question?
The other idea i had to fix this diseases!. Perhaps you get sick of eating the same thing too much and that's a hint to players that just doing berries is bad for their health? Maybe yum/yuck can we extended that if you eat the same thing 10-20? times in a row it gives you less health and the ambient changes. Sort of like "don't starve" in which the world gets darker as your sanity decreases giving you the hint that it should be up or else bad things will happen.
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I lived again but after I died a grandson started griefing. At least the town fixed alot of the problems and lasted a long time.
I felt like you misunderstood me when I said purge. You thought i meant "Hey let's genocide the entire town".
Neo wrote:You still didn't explain why exactly you killed me, We were both trying to solve overpopulation.
if you want something done, do it urself!
to do so, you start with suspects and males, you were positive on both points...
i didnt knew when you will stop... if you want to control population or kill everyone... i just didnt knew...
Well you didn't know because you didn't ask. I'd even tried to tell you about overpopulation earlier but you ignored me, maybe you got that recorded too lol.
It hardly matters now because the towns long gone and we should move on. They didn't last that long afterwards so we both failed.
man, you opened the thread "WHAT THE FUCK"
looked like you had no clue what happend, so i was gentle and showed you what happend from my view....
you are even lucky i recorded it, so im able to show you...i just wanted to show that it wasnt a "from 10 tiles away" hit
and with you dead, the girl you killed and the other two starving and me dieing from penality (was old anyway), the population was back to a good amount...but again...
thegolfpantsguy wrote:you need to understand how to whole movementupdate system works or you will never have a chance...
there is a big difference in "holding a mouse button down" and doing "click click click click click"
and yes, staying behind a tree ambushing people is a loser move...
Fair enough I suppose, I'm glad you enjoyed your "easiest kill ever".
You still didn't explain why exactly you killed me, We were both trying to solve overpopulation. Was it because the rest of the town told you to, Did you succumb to herd mentality.
hahahahhaha i shot you from two tiles away xD
Neo wrote:What the fuck ever, That town was way overpopulated. You fuckers where the true griefers for keeping every baby, I did you a favor by killing off one of the baby factories. My plan was to kill off all girls accept for the youngest ones, was gonna leave males alone unless they interfered.
and you called hacks, you need to understand how to whole movementupdate system works or you will never have a chance...
btw i killed you when you accidently stopped at the tree pulling a branch...
just hold your mouse button down and something like this wont happenbut yeah, the town was really overpopulated, i let all my kid die at 0years, i think i didnt even picked them up one time
someone fed my son so i carried him in the forest...
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … _id=749228but i thought the boys should go first, specially the one killing the youngest girls.. if you dont like population level, kill elders, but not the youngest...
how many did you kill? i just saw everyone screaming LUKE is murdererhttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/292531980
tbh that was one of the easiest kill i made so far...didnt noticed any server issues or lag
I only killed one bitch and on my screen I got hit from afar. Why'd you stop me if you knew the town was overpopulated, You should have helped me instead of killing me.
You can taunt me all you want but all you did was kill a potential ally. We had the same goal yet you laugh at me and call me a loser while I'm dying.
Glad you decided to come talk shit after its already long over. Who's the real loser
I was the purge guy, You convinced me not to do the purge earlier. I did infact have the knife ready the entire time. I was hoping you would've helped me, Several other noobs had knives and I knew they'd stab me as so soon as I wanted you to cover me with the bow when they tried to stab me but you refused and I guarded carrots instead...
Your plan to yell at people for 30 years failed miserabl. Even the simple guarding was effective enough to save the carrots.
Several people where sponging off the people that were working. I ended up doing the purge and killed 2 of the sponge girls before getting killed. I was born back into the town on the second bloodline and saw it was doing a bit better. The sheep pen got extended and we had more food. I also finished off the last nub that survived from last time.
Doing a purge isn't griefing, It's a last resort to save a town. The real griefing is people that don't do much but eat and gear babies.
Edit: The town still lives, Just lived a full life there. There was one griefer named Lucia but she starved in the woods.
Mum abandoned me and my brother but grandma saved us. Grandma was cool and she even gave us some stuff when she noticed little girls being geared but us being naked. She hated her daughters and loved her grandsons much more. I even told her of my previous lives.
Me and bro lived to old age while our mum died in her thirties.
Hell yeah, I've been thinking about that too. I hate it when your in an advanced civ and everyone is still naked. Clothing is great for reducing hunger but we never utilize it because so many towns are deserts which makes clothes useless.
Interesting idea but couldn't it potentially deter new people from using the forums.
The spam is definitely out of control, I never received my fake passport.
Lol, I guess that happens when your too good at pvp. Sometimes it's better to let them win if your goal isn't to kill the town.
Just let them think that they "killed the griefer", It'll boost morale.
There is the belltower but I don't think it's that good. It's just not worth the time it takes to build. It does tell a ton of people where your civ is but they are lifetimes away.
Anyways I remember we used to have some lore, We used to have gods for every major food type but that seems to have died off.
I wish that towns were closer to each other so we could have Trading, Wars and roads. Maybe Eves could spawn a bit closer to active towns and cities. As time went by you'd have little Eve camps popping up around your town.
I was Helen Santa, You man handled me while I was watering berries If i remember. I was suprised because most of my mums don't bother with me once I grow, you just sorta scooped me up and ran north.
Thanks for killing that kid, I saw him and was suspicious immediately but you dealt with him before I could even tell you. I even fed you afterwards, at least people didn't complain much.
I let a lot of babies die but kept a few, All my daughters lived long at least. I ended up dying because I tried to do a stupid roleplay, My daughter to let me sacrifice her next boy to the penis statue. Of course I suffered karma and they healed the boy and let me starve.
I was old anyway.
Can anyone born after me explain all the murders, A guy killed a bunch of people before finally being killed himself. He stabbed a baby girl so I assume he was griefing.
I wanted to give it to the guy who made compost.
I did not know his name since I was out hunting all the time to make all those new backpacks. Everytime I brought back a full cart I saw him working hard, so he would have gotten it.Does not really matter for me since I was dead allready. He should have just talked and not just stole it, maybe compost guy did not even want it.
Lineage didnt last very long, died after 8 generations.
Was either me or your son, I personally don't care for crowns. People get too full of themselves plus too many people kill for crowns.
Bit of a shame they died out, Looks like the last girls where noobs that died young and didn't feed there kids. Stupid lineage ban, banishing me to Eve hell.
I knew this was coming up.
One does not simply steal a crown. A crown gets passed on. I noticed what he was trying (he needed like 3 trys), and did indeed not like it. I understand why you healed him, but I think he deserved to be stabbed.
Edit: He did not talk to me either. Just tried it over again.To pein:
You did actually shoot me lol. I honestly did not understand why u were that mad about me bringing back that burdock.
I thought u took it to look for clay, and left it because ur basket was full. I then took it back because there were only two clay left.
And I fed it to you, when you said F.
I most of the time dont really look after my kids as Eve once they are grown and can eat, simply because I dont have time for that. I always try to rush to steel asap.Abouth that curse: I dont play in big towns much, so I wont ever have a big impact with my curse. Might aswell use it on useless stuff.
Were you the "remember me" guy about an hour later too?
I dont think there are many West Eves tbh. When I started beeing Eve West there were a few, but I havent been born to one in the last few weeks.
He lived a long life despite the fact that he nearly died twice. Who was your intended heir anyway?
BTW he didn't even keep the crown.
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So Eve West always seems to get the best luck as Eve. She's always spawning in dead cities yet it's once in a blue moon for the rest of us.
Anyway i was one of her grandkids and I was quite amazed with the town. Sadly it was mostly decayed, I would've loved to see it in its hayday but it was still great. The city had several storage buildings labeled with signs, Wood, food and medic. Besides these amenities we had farms for everything although they were being restored after being neglected for so long, we also had a sheep AND a goose pen. There was also a penis statue, 2 stone walls with a 2 layered bell base between and an above wall behind it.
Anyway I wasted some time exploring and then I fixed up the wheat farm. Sadly my mother died out of nowhere while she was watering wheat. After that I made some compost.
Life was fairly standard until I came across an abandoned boy. I named him rick and fed him until he grew hair. The boy was a good worker but he was also a bit of a trouble maker, he almost got himself killed.
He asked me "Dad, can i have your hat", I didn't mind giving up a mere hat so I complied. A minute later and I heard a scream above me, I ran over to see what happened.
My son had swapped my hat for the aging Eve wests crown. She didn't take too kindly to that and was quick to stab him. Well all he did was take a crown from some old lady, even if it was the mighty Eve West. So Luckily this happened right in front of the medic building so I healed him and Eve West then starved. No need to get pissy over a crown. The crowd that gathered then dispersed once they saw that the drama had ended.
I believe was right to heal him. He was no griefer, He was working hard like a any other decent citizen. He was there when I died of old age.
I hope they do well, I loved my son.
Server 1's lag is still fucked.
Someone just shot me from like 10 tiles away.
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What the fuck ever, That town was way overpopulated. You fuckers where the true griefers for keeping every baby, I did you a favor by killing off one of the baby factories. My plan was to kill off all girls accept for the youngest ones, was gonna leave males alone unless they interfered.
But then hope got some bullshit hit from way offscreen. To her I was probably standing still long enough for her to shoot me but in reality I'd already lost her.
Well good luck shin family, I doubt you will last much longer anyway unless you change your ways. I won't be suprised to see you die from famine fairly soon.
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can you imagine the parenting overhaul with baby jails?
Probably less suicides, They could still DC but it's less convinient for them especially if they get born to you several times.
Possibly less child deaths if you leave them in there for a bit. Too many of my kids run off at 3 and starve, keep them in there and provide them with food or just force feed them if your good with timing.
Also could be used to safely dispose of unwanted babies. Simply throw them in with no food. Would be even better to have a room with a bear or snake trapped inside, throw them in and they automatically die.
Neo wrote:I miss fences, If only we could make a fence gate that sheeps couldn't pass.
Also if they aren't as griefable.
I just wish we didn't need to build such ugly pens.
yeah i dont like how easily broken current pens are. make a normal pen n it can just be opened, make a pit pen and it can be filled. thats why i want a new semi-permanent stone "fence" (half-wall) that needs a pickax to be broken
edit: we could probably use the bell tower bases like what the other post suggested but theyre so ugly.........
Jason's gotta give us some proper pen building stuff that's actually secure. I'm pretty sure stone fences are well within the current tech level.
Until then we gotta make do with ugly ass pens.
I miss fences, If only we could make a fence gate that sheeps couldn't pass.
Also if they aren't as griefable.
I just wish we didn't need to build such ugly pens.