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#126 Re: Main Forum » Join the Dark Grieferhood - Griefing discord server » 2020-02-11 03:50:55

It's not the first of it's kind and it's not the last.

They usually putter out after a week or two. There even used to be a couple hidden "good player" discords out there.

#128 Re: Main Forum » Raped by The Machine » 2020-02-10 04:45:34

Oh destiny I agree. I'm not defending either way I'm just pointing out both sides. Like you said holocaust jokes coming from a person not of that faith to someone of that faith could be hurtful. Where as two people of that faith could joke to eachother about how horrible it was. I do think comedy is a form of healing, but like you said it needs guidance. Antibiotics can be the best thing, if used when needed at the right dose and time. If you just ate antibiotics "just cause you feel like it" your probably gonna suffer.

Also there's just the whole issue of assumptions amplified greatly by anonymity. In life you should never assume the best about someone, or the worst about someone, and when your not face to face discussing these things it's impossible to really know where someone is coming from at all.

#129 Re: Main Forum » Raped by The Machine » 2020-02-10 03:41:23

Jojigirl wrote:

Did you really just compare a game mechanic to rape?

All I have to say is Fuck you for even taking rape as lightly as you just did.. Fucking idiot.

He never ACTUALLY said that, what he said was comparable to the holy ghost/spirit and the virgin mary. Did god "rape" her in that story?  That story is actually a hilarious one if you think about it realistically today. Which is why I said that it was funny to have a different version of that goofy idea from Jason.

I'm from the school of thought too that in comedy either everything is ok, or nothing is ok. You know that joking about a huge ordeal in your life can take the weight off of it? I AM NOT saying it's the best way, but if a victim of something like that found relief by making a joke, should they get that same criticism?

Edit* I was talking about jasons response, and realize now you were talking about spoon?

#130 Re: Main Forum » Raped by The Machine » 2020-02-09 01:10:59

jasonrohrer wrote:

There's only one father in this game.

He is the father of all.

His fertile essence flows forth freely, serving as the seeds for the teeming multitudes.  He hath fathered over 7 million so far, and counting.  He never sleeps. 

He's like Santa Clause, blowing his little presents down every chimney in the world.


Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays this courier from the swift completion of his appointed rounds.


This might sound like a chore, but nothing could be further from the truth!  He always finishes his fatherly duty with chuckle and a smile, proud to the core of a job well done.


The thought of a rapey, invisible, father spirit, energizer bunny brought me chuckles.. thank you good sir

#131 Re: Main Forum » OHOL fanart » 2020-02-09 00:59:55

Damnit.. this thread made me need to go buy a scanner... I STILL need to get those uniball pens too..

These look great scanned! They still looked good before, but you can see the detail perfectly now.

#132 Re: Main Forum » Raped by The Machine » 2020-02-08 22:35:19

fug wrote:

Jason is everyone's dad which is why we're not allowed to marry in game. Too many Jason genes would spread and we'd all slowly turn into people who had pants and a shirt for skin.

Im ok with this meta

#133 Re: Main Forum » Should bells decay after time? » 2020-02-07 07:11:37

If a bell rings in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?

No need for decay really imo.

#134 Re: Main Forum » You can add one item to the game: what is it? » 2020-02-06 05:00:14

Another boot.. and maybe another fruit... you know where this is going..

#135 Re: Bug Discussion » Networking/Server_Connectivity Problems since last Update » 2020-02-04 16:18:09

jasonrohrer wrote:

Yikes!

Sorry about this.  Will fix it today.

Do you think this is bad enough to warrant a hot fix and server restart?


I'm imagining a new player in the tutorial being taught to hold the mouse button down and constantly jumping back.  Ouch!

Holding the mouse button seems to actually make you not jump back, its when you click it that it give you the rubberbanding. At least that's what I noticed last week. I haven't been able to play anything all week due to personal stuff, so I haven't been able to confirm that completely.

I'd say this one could be bad enough to reset.

#136 Re: Main Forum » Ohol valentines » 2020-02-02 01:44:19

Will definitely bump this a week before then, and help out.

#138 Re: Main Forum » The "Weekly-Update-Content-Guessing" Game » 2020-01-30 22:18:34

A poop bucket for every pen.

Also I dont worry too hard about the bucket griefing. "Oh no someone took all the buckets.. well its not like I cant go 100 tiles outside the town and get more rope than they tried to make disappear"

#139 Re: Main Forum » Just bought the game for a friend - Asking the community for help » 2020-01-27 21:59:25

Lum wrote:

Grim I admire your ways.

You gotta live every life like your last haha.

#140 Re: Main Forum » Just bought the game for a friend - Asking the community for help » 2020-01-26 21:54:54

Play a game in front of him.

Get born and help your mom make black dye. Proceed to tattoo all the babies. Find a snake skin on the road outside of town and make the best item in game.. the fruitboot.. end up following the crazy long road going east. Have your last child on this road, and name him "tripton" because you just ate the last item of food in your bag.. a magic mushroom.. proceed to run back to town wearing jason hats as shoes on a road made out of boxes. Drop your son tripton next to the berries and see him say " nee.. d ..dre ss.. will kill" to your youngest daughter wearing a black dress. Proceed to shrug and run back on the long road going east. Hit a section of "trailers" named Sunnyvale trailer park. Find a wounded bear outside of town, and feel bad for him.. lure him back to the trailer park and get him into a trailer. Let him get settled in his new home and peace out. Head back home with a horse cart filled with various clothing goodies you found. Be an old lady close to death when you make it back. See a man running around with a knife wound wearing a black dress. Notice his name is tripton. Say "well tripton.. I guess you got your black dress after all" see him become worm food. Find a random child and yell in a mean joe green voice " hey kid.. catch!" And proceed to shower him with all the treasures you found. Then say peace and strip nude. Scream " im streaking!" As you run through the town for your final piano notes..


Ive just described my last life.

My friend who does own this game (he hardly ever plays computer things) said maybe I should start playing this game, after watching that pretty normal run for me.

#142 Re: Main Forum » *Suggestion* Don't Allow Same Family Name » 2020-01-20 01:27:42

Yeah what jack said. The probability of someone being eve like that (unless they found a bug) should be impossible now.

#144 Re: Main Forum » Game real messed up at the moment. » 2020-01-18 00:00:26

Apparently its a steam issue this time. All lul credit goes to valve for these spectacles.

#145 Re: Main Forum » Character emoji » 2020-01-11 19:13:09

Eve Grim makes you /die

Haha really though I'd take a /hubba even though I've only been Eve Grim once way back in the day.. And I'm a creature of habit and stick with awbz.. so I'd never see it. But its cool you've done it for others!

#146 Re: Main Forum » It appears Jason has ran out of ideas » 2020-01-10 20:24:57

I support these bug fixes 100%. That list got way to long and we have a cool list of things that came from it. The missing wool colors, the tables being able to contain three things, the rabbit hole moving..ect.

I don't think there's any lack of imagination. Theres no doubt we're gonna get those characters karl, I just dont mind fixing a list that got like 8 pages long first.

#147 Re: News » Update: Bottle It » 2020-01-09 22:42:38

"99 bottles of various things on the wall, 99 bottles of things"

#149 Re: Main Forum » Can we get an auto-lock on old threads on the forums? » 2020-01-06 20:37:18

sigmen4020 wrote:
DiscardedSlinky wrote:

I'm excited for the day he necros the very first thread. It's going to be a good read.

I looked up Jason's oldest posts,to see which is the oldest thread on the site. This is what I got outside of the News section:

https://onehouronelife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=7

Enjoy the read.

Funnily enough it's been necroed once before lol.

Wut...

#150 Re: News » Update: Fixes Continue » 2020-01-04 00:46:33

I like the hats...

Awesome fixes yo.

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