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#176 Re: Main Forum » Spoiled Kids » 2018-06-10 10:10:16

Lotus wrote:

Or trying to make water pouches for bellows and transportation, and a kid who didn’t catch the rabbits or remotely have anything to do with it comes up and makes themselves a frickin shirt.

OMG!

*rage*

This seriously burns me up more than anything.  If you know how to make yourself a whole fucking outfit, then you probably also know (or at least should know) we should prioritize backpacks and water pouches above your fashion sense.

ESPECIALLY if you're just starting out, and even more so if the rabbits are far away.

#177 Re: Main Forum » Spoiled Kids » 2018-06-10 02:28:00

I absolutely hate when I spend my whole life hunting rabbits, and some idiot makes a fricken hat out of the furs.  NONE OF US HAVE BACKPACKS (let alone clothes), AND YOU MADE YOURSELF A HAT?!?!

*ugh*

#178 Re: Main Forum » pein, STOP TURNING MY GRAVEYARDS INTO SHEEP PENS » 2018-06-08 04:18:03

pein wrote:

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You are constantly going on about how bad other players are, but do you do anything to fix it?  Have you tried finding an apprentice?  Do you take the time to teach the newer players how to play?  Do you explain your reasoning for things?

This game has a steep learning curve.  If the elder players don't help teach the newer players, they will continue to be "bad".  So, that's partly on you.

#179 Re: Main Forum » Sad last words » 2018-06-07 11:13:55

"My only regret is that i never told coco i loved her"

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=270516

Story in missed connections thread.

#180 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-06-07 11:06:21

My Dearest Coco,

You and I were born to sisters (me to Ruby, and you to Ann) around the same time, but you were just a tad older than me.  We shared a rough infancy - our mothers weren't very good at taking care of us and we nearly starved to death.  Thankfully, when we were both crying for food, you finally became old enough to pick a berry.  Bless your heart, you fed me before you fed yourself.  I knew at that moment you would be my best friend forever.

I spent most of my life searching the lands and hunting for rabbits.  My goal - make you a beautiful rabbit-fur backpack as a thank you for your kindness.  When I came back with my first kill as a teenager, you ran over to me and admired my hard work. As a bashful teenage boy, I simply replied with "yea", but it was at that moment that I knew I was falling in love with you.

You were working hard on the berry fields and tending to the farms near the village.  You were so pretty with your long, black hair, and you seemed quite popular.  I went back out again, determined to catch more rabbits to complete the backpack and impress you.  When I came back, I gifted you with the bag.  You seemed pleased, and thanked me for my efforts.  But you quickly went back to farming.  You were so hard working, you didn't make much time for socializing.

It was my duty to continue hunting and provide rabbit meat and fur for my family, so I set out once again.  When I came back many years later, you had had a daughter you named Milana.  She was beautiful, and I was so happy for you.  I asked you to keep your next son so I could make him my apprentice.  You promised me you would, but I am not sure you ever did.

I came back and checked on you many times.  You were such a good mother, and you worked so hard on the farms.  I adored you.  But, I knew that I couldn't ask for your affections.  It wouldn't be fair to you when I knew I would be gone for years at a time.  Besides, I wasn't entirely sure that you loved me back.

During a very long hunting trip, I grew much older and I knew my end was near.  I didn't want to die without telling you that I loved you, so I came home with the sole intent of finding you and telling you the truth.  But you were gone.

I searched everywhere and called out your name.  No one knew where you had gone.  It finally hit me - you had died while I was out hunting.  I was devastated.  I had spent my whole life almost entirely alone, working so hard for my family, but mostly for you.  And you didn't even know it.

I spent my last years gazing upon the berry fields that you had spent so much of your life cultivating.  You did a wonderful job.

I am sorry I never told you.

Love,

Bear

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=270516

#181 Re: Main Forum » MA PLS FARM ON DESER T » 2018-06-06 07:20:02

How do you find out how many hours you've played?

#182 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-06-05 23:06:01

My mother, Sky, told me I was unwanted the moment I could open my eyes.  She said she was feeling 'generous' and would let me live, but she played with my life as if I were disposable.  When a grizzly started ravaging our town, she suggested using me as an offer of sacrifice.  Thankfully, I was able to escape her torment and began fending for myself.  Unfortunately, my cold-hearted mother was just as callous to my siblings as she was to me, and my unnamed little sister was deeply scorned.

In my early twenties, my Great Uncle Greg went mad from old age and murdered his brother, my namesake, Aaban.  Seeing this murder play out in front of her, my little sister was filled with bloodlust and took it as an opportunity to get revenge against our abusive mother.  She shot our mother with an arrow through the heart.  At first, I was a bit upset - though she was nasty, I had seen some kindness beneathe the rough facade.  After all, I had survived and she had left me alone when I was old enough to fend for myself.  I questioned my little sister, but when she told me of the abuse and neglect she had also suffered at the hands of our mother, I forgave her.

I am not too sure what happened - maybe all the murders scared the children off into the woods, or maybe the grizzly had been all too successful at its feeding frenzy.  Either way, it was only my little sister, my cousin Emma, and me left in the village.  We puttered around, going through the motions for a short while, until we realized that this was the end.  They, the final two women, were no longer having children.  So, we gathered around the berry bushes to reflect on the inevitable end of our lineage.

But then something magical happened.  Both my little sister and my cousin started having babies!  Girls!  Lots of them!  It was incredible!  We had a renewed sense of hope and purpose, and all quickly went back to work.

As I neared my end, I wanted to pass on my wisdom.  I had spent much of my life as the town baker, dutifully preparing succulent pies for my townspeople.  I asked if anyone wanted to be my apprentice, and my niece Chelsea stepped up to the plate (literally and figuratively).  I patiently taught her each step of the process, starting with the wheat and ending with the fillings.  Before I left, I wanted to be sure she knew what a good apprentice she had been.  I hope she carries the knowledge on.


http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … _id=259599

#183 Re: Main Forum » last of braves » 2018-06-04 04:04:40

I was your Grandmother, Violet.  I am sorry to hear my daughter Joy turned out to be such a bad mother.  I had named her after my own mother, who was such an awesome mom.  I was hoping it would have good karma.

#184 Re: Main Forum » Problems with horses » 2018-05-31 16:05:11

Why can't we tie horses to trees?

#185 Re: Main Forum » How to learn the game as a new player? » 2018-05-30 01:13:55

This isn't how games should work.

No one should have to read a manual to figure out how to effectively play a game.

Jason, I hope you're thinking about this.

#186 Re: Main Forum » New Players Are Getting Left Behind » 2018-05-30 01:11:04

This speaks to the problem I have been talking about since the day I started - the game requires you to read a damn novella to figure out how to play, and that's not how any good game works or survives.  It *should* rely on elders teaching the new people, but there simply isn't enough time (because we're already struggling so much to stay alive ourselves).

The nerfs have broken this game, and has made the game hostile to newcomers.

I've been playing for a while now, and I still don't know how to do a bunch of basic stuff.  Anytime I ask for help, I get ignored, or the rare time someone starts teaching me, it gets derailed by constant hunger issues, other urgent needs, or one of us dies because we were too caught up in the learning process and starved.

#187 Re: Main Forum » Dying of old age is too difficult » 2018-05-23 01:02:51

YAHG wrote:

Being offended is shit tier. If the pixels on your computer monitor are offending you, exercise control over them locally...

Ahhh, the good old "let's tell people who are pointing out bad behaviour to shutup" silencing technique.  You don't want to hear it because it points out your shameful behaviour, and that makes you feel bad/uncomfortable.  Maybe you could stop writing trash posts and people won't be inclined to tell you they are trash.

#189 Re: Main Forum » Dying of old age is too difficult » 2018-05-22 10:31:52

Aname wrote:

Trick u a cumberworld

Yay!

We've learned a new word!  That can be our achievement for the day smile

#190 Re: Main Forum » Dying of old age is too difficult » 2018-05-22 10:22:40

Aname wrote:
Trick wrote:

No need to use that word.

what if i told u im gay can i use it then

No.

It's an inappropriate and offensive word.  Expand your vernacular and find other things to say.

Besides, there was no need for name calling to begin with.

#192 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-05-22 10:13:11

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … _id=102775

Mom, why'd you leave me?

I was Gwen.  You gave birth to me in the middle of the woods, and wanted to return home with me.  Unfortunately, you hadn't set a home marker, and we got horribly lost. 

For years, we wandered the lands looking for our home.  During that time, you had my little sister Hope.  We both diligently followed you around, searching for our homeland. 

You were a good mother - you made sure we ate, and instructed us to carry food with us wherever we went.  And for years, we continued to run and search. We ran for so long that I was about to have my own children.  I told you if I had a baby, I would abandon it. 

And then it happened.  My first born child came, and I said goodbye to her.  But when I turned around, you were gone.  I frantically called out for you, but you couldn't hear me because you were already too far away.  I was devastated.  My first born had starved, and my mother and little sister had left me behind while I recovered from the birth.

I continued searching for you before I met my fate with a rattlesnake.

This was genuinely one of the saddest deaths I have had.

#193 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-05-22 09:35:33

It was with great excitement that I was born into the middle of a flourishing town. Unfortunately, my mother (Sarah) abandoned me the moment I opened my eyes.  When my grandmother (Destiny) directed her to take care of her children, she angrily retorted "I never asked to have children". I knew right then that my mother was a spiteful and angry woman, but I had a will to live.

I pleaded with my mother for a name; she acquiesced and named me 'Abort' (Abou).  I was hurt and angry (although I suppose I shouldn't have been surprised), but my beautiful grandmother believed in me, and came to my rescue. She fed me until she couldn't feed me anymore, and then began feeding me carrots.  She was an amazing lady.  Sadly, when I told my lovely grandmother that she was too old to feed the newborns, she seemed so distraught she ran into the woods and I never saw her again.

I diligently worked hard in the farm alongside my great uncles, and tried not to hold a grudge against my terrible mother. After spending long hours in the fields with my great uncle Stuart, we started to become close. This angered my mother.  She wasn't satisfied with me being abandoned and losing the only actual mother I had. She didn't want me to have a connection with someone else. She hated me, and I think she hated that I had survived. So, on one fateful day, she murdered my Uncle Stuart. I was devastated.

My hardworking and diligent great uncle Trenton tried to wrestle the knife away from her, and in doing so, stabbed her with his own knife. I hate to admit it, but I was happy to see her go. While she was slowly dying, I stood over her triumphantly holding the knife she used to kill my uncle.

I became the keeper of the knife after that, stored safely in my bag and hidden by the wolf hat my Grandmother had passed down to me.  I toiled away in the fields by myself for many years, and my great uncle Trenton and I grew closer.  He seemed eager to clear his name with me - he had killed my mother, after all. I thanked him for taking care of my evil mother, and assured him that I knew he was a good man.  He died of old age many years later.

As I worked hard in the fields, I gave birth to some amazing children. Great uncle Trenton had crowned my daughter Fantasia as the new leader, and entrusted her with his knife... the knife that had killed my mother.  I told her of the knife's history, and instructed her to be a benevolent and good leader. She was a wonderful child, and Trenton's instincts were right. She worked hard, was very knowledgeable, and was kind to her people.  I was so incredibly proud of Fantasia.

But murder was in our blood and the son of my eldest child (my grandchild), Justin, wanted the crown.  Justin killed three people - my daughters and his aunts Fantasia and Uwais, and my grandson and his cousin Justin, who shared his name.

Thankfully, my brave son Vaahin came to the rescue and captured my serial killing grandson.  He was promptly executed for his crimes, and bless my son, he came searching for me to ensure I was safe. Fortunately, I was not witness to another set of murders.  I am not sure I would have been able to handle the murders of my beautiful daughters.

Justin's murders had taken a severe toll on the town, but my son Vaahin, my daughter Woodley, and all the others worked hard to keep the town running smoothly. It wasn't clear, but I was hopeful that we were going to recover.

I knew Vaahin was a good boy - a hard worker, and an arbiter of justice.  But I also knew my time was coming, and Vaahin already had a knife.  So, I trusted my daughter Woodley to take the knife I had been protecting nearly my whole adult life.

Unfortunately, it appears that our genes were poisoned by my evil mother, and the bloodthirst continued. My daughter Woodley killed her sister Zi, and Vaahin (I imagine doled out justice) killed Woodley.  Based on my dear son's last words:

"The death of me will mark the end of this place..."

And with that, I suspect that is the end for this bloodline.  Perhaps it is for the best - our blood was tainted.

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … _id=103355

#194 Re: Main Forum » The Super Hero Human Sign! » 2018-05-22 09:13:40

Aname wrote:
Trick wrote:

A hero... *not* an hero.

Sad

Yea.

#196 Re: Main Forum » so you've been murdered & want to avoid it next time ? here's how » 2018-05-22 00:22:18

breezeknight wrote:

killing in OHOL is EXTREMELY easy & if done cleverly then it goes completely unpunished & often even unnoticed by anybody else than the victim
& you could be that one unnoticed victim

killing in OHOL doesn't need any reason, everybody can easily & without consequences become a killer & murderer

remember this a multiplayer game, not singleplayer,
which means players who murdered you will respawn into your gameplay again !!! & you won't even know

OHOL in its current state is biased
it supports killers, it lets the victims completely helpless
you as victim have NO OPTIONS TO PROTECT YOURSELF, NO OPTIONS TO PREVENT BEING MURDERED, NO OPTIONS TO CURE INJURY !!!
the one & only option you have as a peaceful player is TO RUN AWAY


my advice from my experiences as being murdered on different occasions & in different situations :

  1. if you see someone with a knife or bow/arrow in hand, even if this person looks like a guard - MOVE AWAY & watch out carefully, it might be a killer !!!
  2. if someone asks you to give them the knife or bow/arrow you were entrusted with - don't do it, unless you are 100% sure it's a hunter & they support the town by hunting animals (this case happened once for me, so it's rather seldom, usually you are just being taken for a ride & will end up dead, this happened to me also)
  3. if someone with a knife or arrows in backpack asks you to come with - watch out, it could be a trick & you might end up dead !
  4. if someone asks you to come with, just like that - watch out, it could be a trick to lure you to a place where they have a secret murder weapon stash !
  5. if you see bows, arrows, knives lying around in a settlement - be cautious, the peace is probably just temporary & you could end up murdered !
  6. if murder or killing took place in the settlement (bloody corpse) - be EXTREMELY cautious, if it happened before, it WILL happen again & you could be the next victim !!!
  7. if murder takes place in the present, before your eyes (a red text victim) - RUN !!! & don't return, you WILL be the next victim !!!
  8. don't trust nobody completely, if someone appeared to be peaceful till now could be just a ploy to do it at whim & kill everybody in one swoop after lulled into false security
  9. don't play as female baby - your very own offspring could be your killer !!! (happened in several different situations)
10. if you play as Eve - abandon all your babies - your very own offspring could be your killer !!! (happened to me already)
11. play only as male baby - at least you won't be in danger of being murdered by your own kid & this way you make 100% sure, you won't be producing killers
ok - i won't be playing any family anymore until gameplay improves

alternatives :
1. become killer yourself & make the killing to your gameplay, either as murderer or as self righteous killer to avenge murders
2. become a griefer & avenge all your bad experiences by punishing everybody at your whim
3. become a killer & griefer to make this issue burning brighter in OHOL, until the bias gets evened out by Jason
4. play only on private servers with murder disabled


& btw
NOBODY CARES in OHOL if you were killed with a reason or at whim or because someone pointed a killer towards you as being the killer yourself (yeah, can happen)
so watch out !


- - -

This is so frustrating.  I played a game where I had made a ton of baskets and other trinkets really far from home (we didn't have tule anywhere nearby and desperately needed them).  I came back and asked someone to come with me to help bring stuff back, and everyone refused to come because they thought I was trying to lure them.  We had people standing around being useless, and I was trudging back and forth trying to bring shit for the town.  I ended up dying by myself to a snake, and a bunch of the stuff probably just stayed there and rotted.

The murdering thing is really screwing up the ability/willingness of cooperative gameplay, and I find it highly aggravating.

#197 Re: Main Forum » Suggestion: Piles, mounds, and stacks for stuff. » 2018-05-22 00:14:27

Morti wrote:

Piles, mounds, stacks and stuff.

We need space for more stuff.

So, we can put ten stones in a pile before turning it into a shallow well, but we can only put one carrot seed or carrot on a single square meter of land?

What sense does this make?

Why can't we have piles of carrots, mounds of seed, or stacks
of plates and bowls? A cart with four backpacks, full of 16 bowls can occupy a single square meter, why can't we pile 3 bowls or three plates in the same space? We should be able to pile ten carrot seeds in a pile that occupies the same space a horse and rider can. Some of these items really need to be stackable, especially the tiny ones.

Maybe you don't need ten bone needles, but if I can place ten needles in a pin cushion smaller than the palm of my hand, we should certainly be able to place ten of them in 10,000 centimeters of square space.

This still makes baskets, boxes, carts and backpacks useful as portable piles and it's already something we see is easily doable with the piles of ten stones. You could have the rounder, smaller, objects just overlap each other slightly to form small pyramids, or, for nice touch, rotate the images 90 degrees here or there so that they take on a nicer appearance (since I know any other angles don't quite look right).

Pretty much same thing with the plates, bowls and even baskets, but just have them stack vertically. Cut off the bottoms and have the tops that stick out overlap to give the appearance of one inside the other with the bowls or baskets, and with the plates, simply overlap the images without needing to edit the graphics.

Sure, if you do this, maybe someone will ask to be able to put a carrot and a carrot seed on the same tile together, and the combinations may be overwhelming, but you can draw the line at one type of item in one pile of it's type.

I think this is a reasonable request.

Upvote here, if you agree, at https://www.reddit.com/r/OneLifeSuggestions/comments/8l4acn/mounds_stacks_and_piles_for_stuff/


THIS THIS THIS!!

OMG, this might be one of my most biggest annoyances in this game.  There is stuff EVERYWHERE, and it drives me mad.  It's so hard to organize stuff, and things become even more tedious when you're having to search the ground of 8 billion things to find something.  Or worse, when you can't seem to put something down when you desperately need to eat.  It makes no sense not to be able to stack things of the same kind.  We should be able to have piles of carrots, and stacks of baskets, etc.

This needs to be done so badly.

#198 Re: Fixed Bugs » Disappearing Avatar? » 2018-05-21 07:09:29

I have experienced it as well.

#199 Re: Main Forum » man family- my awful sister and how our feud killed our family » 2018-05-17 11:36:59

pein wrote:

so much petting, why dont you kill each other? like for real, if i dont trust somebody, she/he gonna die in minutes

Because there is some fun in the narrative.

Also, I love reading these stories!

#200 Re: Main Forum » Mushroom. » 2018-05-17 11:32:41

KucheKlizma wrote:

I thought my game was glitching out, then I remembered I ate a mushroom and it all made sense.

Me too.

I am new, so I was like *boop* eat the mushroom.  A couple minutes later I was like "WTF IS HAPPENING!?!?"

Then I remembered the shroom...

Fun.

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