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Hello,
There is not enough leisure time in the game. I wish for an update that would give you the possibility to double or even tripple your lifespam, either getting super old (120 and older with the right care - like special food or special activity or special role within the community (priest etc..) bonus for healthy and contributing children). I really yearn for more time to roleplay with other players. It would be nice, if you could only have babies within a certain amount of time after intercourse - so add the option of intercourse please. If there would be no females having had intercourse to recieve a baby, new players could be born in the wilds, adding the option of woolfs and other wild animals to feed them till they are old enough.
Gudrinna
Welcome to the forums.
Your new so I will tell you this, Jason doesn't care.
Why do you need 2-3 lifetimes to roleplay?
I can just imagine every new player roleplaying, then eating everything in town over their 3 hour life.
LOL... Eve Troll is Spoons alt account..
Defend your alter ego more...
Laggy wrote:Eve Troll wrote:You should know that given you're the expert. Literally no one cares you have problems with spoon so ide say its probably time you stfu. You're not the first, you wont be the last. Its happened year after year and you all just need to get over it and live your lives. Does spoon seriously bother you that much? Or do you find gratification from belittling him and others? Either way, you're much more annoying than he is.
Same goes for you neptune.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
Troll, are you from China?
Do you look like Winnie the Poo?
Because you're acting like a dictator.
Let me take a guess and say you have no sense of humor also....
I think Troll asked some questions and stated his opinion. He didn't tell you what to do commanding such with threat of force. So, no he wasn't acting like a dictator.
Also Laggy, you forgot to say "you communist libtard".
Although seriously I have no idea if Troll is a communist or a liberal.
Yes your always right...
Telling people to STFU isn't really an opinion.
Laggy wrote:Eve Troll wrote:There are many who read these forms just to see the antics spoon gets up to.
What a sad existence that must be.
You should know that given you're the expert. Literally no one cares you have problems with spoon so ide say its probably time you stfu. You're not the first, you wont be the last. Its happened year after year and you all just need to get over it and live your lives. Does spoon seriously bother you that much? Or do you find gratification from belittling him and others? Either way, you're much more annoying than he is.
Same goes for you neptune.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
Troll, are you from China?
Do you look like Winnie the Poo?
Because you're acting like a dictator.
Let me take a guess and say you have no sense of humor also....
I'd like "Min active players for specialty biomes" to get increased to 3,000,000,000 or better that part and related parts of the code to get removed entirely. There was an over 3.5k spread only a day or two after the last arc reset between families. That's probably a one-way trip, and even if not, there's enough reason to believe that a player can't make a two-way trip and have a child.
Well if they remove homesickness we would just have every family in the same town.
One curse sends you straight to donkey town.
Guess this would make Jason more money.
There are many who read these forms just to see the antics spoon gets up to.
What a sad existence that must be.
Laggy wrote:Well... the game says I'm atleast 10-15% a better player then you based off genetic score.
Doug you must be autistic.... You can can't seem to accept anyone opinions but your own.
Bet you have problems reading people emotions also?
Did you get that idea after reading LonelyNeptune's post that said the same thing?
I come to that conclusion when someone can't agree with anything....
The sky is down...
Fire is cold....
Because I say it's so...
Just because some dumb comic has leet speak in it doesn't mean it should be a feature in OHOL.
Comics also include things such as pedophilia, rape, and incest.
Mic drop.
Your wrong......
Ohh so wrong.....
Just like your idea that fractions don't exist in ohol.
I'm also done trying to persuade you that your OPINION isn't the only one!
I'll have more results teaching rabid grizzly bear algebra, then you accepting your not the supreme rule maker and other peoples opinions are valid.
Well... the game says I'm atleast 10-15% a better player then you based off genetic score.
Doug you must be autistic.... You can can't seem to accept anyone opinions but your own.
Bet you have problems reading people emotions also?
Just because you think the game NEEDS to be played a certain way doesn't make it the only way.
Genetic score doesn't make you a better player.
Leaders are useless 80% of the time.
Besides the asinine job of being leader how does genetic score make you a good player?
You feed afk people, wasting time and resources?
You run away become homesick so not to have kids?
Lets not talk about hunger work either...
I can kill a mine before I turn 30...
So using spoon logic I am over 10% more pro then you Spoonwood.
Ya my gentic score is just that high.
Now can we keep our replies under 2,000 words?
Cock family survived long after this thread was written.
I don't even get what your asking.
A pro player would have.
1: Gotten a horses by being black
2: Filled said horse with buckets and sulfur
3: Become brown, and filled said buckets with latex and palm oil
4: Profit
Your not pro spoonwood.... I've seen you play
NO ARABIC NUMBERALS FOR YOU!!
ONLY ROMAN NUMBERIALS BRO!!!
DID YOU FORGET TO TAKE YOUR MEDICATION THIS WEEK?
You should expect more gimmicks and less real content....
OHOL is a dead game, not even a good update can reverse that.
Reasons:
Lack of player retainment, lying about content updates, a horrible tutorial, and a broken curse system, broken in game mechanics
Jason has time for a treasure hunt, but not the time to finishing his game.
After a year of nothing, we get this?
Typical Jason!!
Servers are crashing constantly, also deleting every thing on the player. Anyone find a backpack?
Imagine if Jason hadn't wasted his time developing dogs, race cars, mindless trains, absurd mechanics, contradictory and magical mechanics and had followed a roadmap
LOL
We are driving around in cars, but still cook with freaking twigs.
Maybe the path of this game shouldn't be adding random new shiny items but tech classes.
Like maybe add kero fuel generator, electric stoves and heaters. Solar would be our best bet seeing how the sun never sets in ohol.
Then you could add so much electric stuff.
This game should be an evolution. Pretty boring when a town can go from eve village to metropolis in a couple hours.
Add more jobs!!!! So far a town can be run by one person. This doesn't make the game better.
We haven't had a update in a year.
Don't waste your time thinking up ways to make this game balanced.
1% chances Jason even reads this.
LOL spoonwood.
I didn't ask...
I know that...
But I'm always sure you will say something useless.
I need to make that my signature.
Goodbye Castle Doctrine.
Good thing Jason didn't make NFT's in OHOL because all games containing NFT's will be booted off steam.
This must be a different update that you planned in June but we never got?
So Jason lies when advertising this game, updating, basically everything for the past year.
But we can't make fun of him for all the nonsensical lies.
If Jason takes my $20 for this game, I think he can take some jabs.
He said he bought his new house with OHOL money.
May I bring up TikApocalapse we had over 200 players on the server and Jason screwed them all over because he didn't have the new player food buff.
WE ARE PISSED THAT HE DOESN'T CARE TO BALANCE THE GAME
HE DOESN'T CARE THAT NEW PLAYER QUIT, SO THE PLAYER BASE IS ABYSMAL.
JASON IS THE REASON
AND IT'S REASONABLE TO CALL HIM ON IT!!!!
We are not ashamed. For counterpoints.
1: We aren't prying into his personal life, the guy posts about it.
2: Anyone that makes a TikTok video should be drawn and quartered.
3: He has lied numerous times, not just about planning updates.
4: Spamming Dead game is apropraite when the game has a population at night that kills every family.
All your points are now mute.
Stop with the Nazism don't trying to take away our free speech!!
If anything Jason would agree that free speech is needed.
You must be new here?
You wouldn't have posted this knowing Jason's abysmal history pertaining to input from his player base.
You forget that Spoon doesn't have a sense of humor.
Maybe you should try one of his other game.....
I hear Castle Doctrine is an awesome totally balanced game.
No wonder OpenAI took his pass away.
I can realistically see Jason making a Doomsday Bot.
Would you let the guy that makes dead bad games work with your AI software?
Then you tell him that you need some kind of safe guard and he fights with you.
I'm gonna call your bs. Everyone uses horses to lure bear, FACT.
Not once in two years have I seen more then one bear lured on foot.
Also it's easy to counter horseless bear shitheads.
By the time they lure horses to your town it's doesn't matter if you exhile and kill them.
Bears are still there.
I would like to hear any evidence of your point of view.
Otherwise, your opinion is irrelevant, or some kind of flex?