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#201 Re: Main Forum » Message to Jason about new update » 2019-01-12 21:15:21
I kindly ask you, Jason, to fuck off with the morse code update
Wow. That is what an asshole who doesn't have a life would say to someone who tries their best to make a game pleasureble while supporting his own famliy.
I ask you, venexie, kindly, do you have fucking autism or something? Or maybe you just don't get too much attention in your non-existing life so you come to the forums to get som attention.
#202 Re: Main Forum » Graves, why not make it meta? » 2019-01-12 05:28:07
I personally like to replace a pen with fences after the town reached a stable stage. Not only it looks nicer but from my opinion it is less greievable.
#203 Re: News » Update: Radio Telegraphy » 2019-01-12 05:25:06
wait I don't get it... so do I have to learn morse code to use it properly or no? help
Same here
#204 Re: Main Forum » All about Temperature [OUTDATED] » 2019-01-12 05:03:09
Geeks showing off again 
#205 Main Forum » MESSAGE FROM CANADA » 2019-01-11 05:00:07
- GreatShawn
- Replies: 0
THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT OF CANADA
Hey beavers, lumberjacks and random girls on the streets, are you sick of getting unwanted yellow fever because your racist aunt opens a jar of diseased mosquitoes behind a signpost with some random soviet propaganda from WW2 in your backyard everyday? Now we have the answer! Your aunt's racism problem can be solved as easy as 4, 7, 2!(we canadians're goood at countin'nd spellaing!)
4. Move to canada (MOST IMPORTANT PART, IF YOU DONT HAVE THE MONEY THEN TOO BAD FOR U 
)
7. Get free vaccines so you can get protect from your Chinese dad throwing you into swarms of mosquitoss because u got 99% on your test.
2. PAY TAXES! IF U NO TAX U NO HEALTHCARE!
Also, consider getting a house because you never know what the government throws into the air.
Also, if you got a house consider letting me move in because i am writing this under a bridge right now.
Also, Your dad might have OCD Syndrome (Overreacting Chinese Dad Syndrome).
Also, remember to praise Stalin.
Also, this post is pointless and is extreamly stereotypical.
(shhh... don't tell anyone this is not from the government of canada)
#206 Re: Main Forum » This week's update will come out tomorrow » 2019-01-11 01:49:12
OOOHHHHHHH
#207 Re: Main Forum » How Many People Play OHOL and How Much? » 2019-01-08 05:21:40
I want to play a lot but i got chinese parents, and if you are chinese you must understand how hellish chinese parents are 
I only get two hours of game time every week, and only on weekends.
If you are to reincarnate, don't choose to be an asian
#208 Re: Main Forum » OHOL families (challenge) » 2019-01-07 03:56:35
OH NO OH NO PLZ DONT START A NEW FORUM SPAM LIKE YES OR NO SUGGESTIONS. WE DONT NEED CHALLENGES
#209 Re: Main Forum » Where is Jason? » 2019-01-04 20:19:29
Jason is here.
But he also has to do the actual work of getting an update out every week. And there still are 50+ reported bugs that need to be fixed. And dozens of emails coming in every day that need to be answered.
And he also has a family. And he took some time off for the holidays.
And he's trying to have a balanced life beyond just working on this game and thinking about it every waking moment.
So, given all of that, "interacting with the community" has taken a bit of a back seat.
I'm trying, but it's really hard to balance it all.
SANTA ROHRER! YOU FULLFILLED MY CHRISTMAS WISH!!
#210 Re: Main Forum » Spoiler:??? » 2019-01-04 17:45:45
Wow. Looks like I need a new art teacher.
#211 Re: Main Forum » Update incoming, but more about it tomorrow. » 2019-01-04 17:44:27
This thread is officially the suggestions thread at this rate
Congrats everyone
#212 Main Forum » Spoiler:??? » 2019-01-04 05:21:57
- GreatShawn
- Replies: 7
Just saw this on OneTech. OOOOOOHHHHH!
#213 Re: Main Forum » all hail the snowmen! » 2019-01-04 05:16:38
you could say it was a......... cold war
People who make bad puns deserve their PUN-ishment
#214 Re: Main Forum » Update incoming, but more about it tomorrow. » 2019-01-04 04:44:40
GreatShawn wrote:Jason can we please nerf the iron nerf. Pleaaassss??
Please, don't try to ruin months worth of development and balancing, thank you.
Nerfs are needed so we don't build engines in gen 4/5. Should've honestly nerfed berries as well since the meta seems so reluctant to shift away from them.
Well, maybe increse the number of ground iron so starting an eve camp will be easier
Also, maybe jason can add some late game method to get more iron.
#215 Re: Main Forum » Update incoming, but more about it tomorrow. » 2019-01-04 04:14:12
Jason can we please nerf the iron nerf. Pleaaassss??
#216 Re: Main Forum » Cosmetics » 2019-01-03 01:43:57
Its not a bad thing to have a natural hairstyle.
#217 Re: Main Forum » Where is Jason? » 2019-01-03 01:40:25
Agreed. This new update is fucking bullshit. I'm so angry I haven't even touched the game. The world is so big! Why not leave our old relics alone?? Let us find the old places and remember old stories etc. Tell our babies about "that one life" while we're raising them. Ugh. Most amazing addictive game ever is being ruined... Maybe he's tired of it? Hire a team Jason! Up the tech tree, stop killing us off and let us grow, damn!
Wow. Maybe a bit extreme.
#218 Re: Main Forum » Clothing critique » 2019-01-02 19:46:09
100% agree.
I have not played the game for like 8 months, just returned, so I am not sure if numbers have changed. At the time rabbit clothes were the best (with snake boots being the same as rabbit ones) and this is weird, because these are the easiest ones to obtain.
I think there should be a tier list of clothes based on technology level. Like tier_1 providing +10..-10 based on environment, tier_2 +15..-15, etc.
I understand that Jason is trying to make the game realistic, well, then we can make two separate groups of clothes - light and warm ones with tier lists implemented inside of these groups. E.g. first groups will provide -10, -15, -20 and the second one +10, +15, +20, etc.Overall, players should be encouraged to get higher tech stuff in order to make their lives easier, isn't that what progress is all about? It's not just about clothes ofc, it's just the most obvious thing to fix.
OMG A COMMUNIST
#219 Re: Main Forum » OHOL Meme Thread » 2019-01-02 19:44:41
Me when people are anywhere near 50 tiles around the forge
#220 Main Forum » Where is Jason? » 2019-01-01 04:46:00
- GreatShawn
- Replies: 13
i hope jason can be engaging in this community more. He had been unseen in the forums since (I think) the industrial update, and this leads to the players' thoughts being unheard. This also makes him someone people cannot interact with directly, someone invisible. So jason please quit being silent and be a part of the community. We will love you to be someone we can all talk to, not someone hiding behind the shadows, occationally brings out one or two new things without knowing wheather the community likes it or not.
#221 Re: Main Forum » Meta thoughts - Sheep and Carrots » 2018-12-30 23:16:03
Sheep will just keep dropping off babies, and they die. Makes a lot of clutter of corpses.
#222 Re: Main Forum » GUYS! I HAD AN EPIPHANY! » 2018-12-29 20:02:58
karltown_veteran wrote:https://onetech.info/2466-Dark-Nosaj
NOSAJ IS JASON BACKWARDS!!!It's EVIL JASON backwards.
OH MY GOOD STALIN, THIS MEANS COMMUNISM IS HERE ONCE MORE
#223 Re: Main Forum » One City Server » 2018-12-27 03:55:38
How do you join it?
#224 Re: Main Forum » Post your "work" schedules like Jason did! » 2018-12-26 02:52:13
10:00 Wake Up
12:00 Eat Lunch
13:00 Suicide
Im Dead
#225 Re: Main Forum » Question about Eve spawn location "exploit" » 2018-12-23 00:59:46
wow jason you are online