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#26 2018-10-04 19:49:15

WalrusesConquer
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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

Heh giving "baths" to kids
Also not really related however this thread just needs to be long so...
If you never set a kid down they continue to grow in their mom's arms.
Did experimenting and the kid can live to 25 if the mom had it the minute she became fertile.
Way yo save food? Probably not but pretty funny to watch!
Edit: yay second page!

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#27 2018-10-04 20:34:35

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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

I have never seen a fertile woman carrying 25 minute old player... I bet it is hilarious.


If you ever enter Pea (Helkama turns into random name) family, you need the lottery ticket picked up. My baby names given can be absolutely random.
"Are you fueled with peasoup or why you keep running off from temperature tile?"

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#28 2018-10-04 20:53:16

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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

Anshin wrote:

wool hat + shears = wool diaper (imagine you turned it inside out and cut holes for the legs)
wool diaper + baby = diapered baby
diapered baby + aging to when they can pick stuff up = kid + soiled diaper
soiled diaper + wet compost pile = composting compost pile + dirty diaper
dirty diaper + simmering water = wool diaper

+1
Babies are supposed to be hard aren't they? Of course if we went down THAT road we would need underwear and toilets, or ppl would be pooping all over the place.. rating wld go from PG13 to R in a few hours


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#29 2018-10-04 21:12:55

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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

Also... bathing babies in simmering water sounds quite.... brutal.


If you ever enter Pea (Helkama turns into random name) family, you need the lottery ticket picked up. My baby names given can be absolutely random.
"Are you fueled with peasoup or why you keep running off from temperature tile?"

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#30 2018-10-05 00:18:32

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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

You could simmer the water in a crock pot and that would be used as a bathtub!

Add some carrots, onions, corn and a pinch of salt, let it simmer for five minutes and your kid is ready to be served.


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#31 2018-10-05 02:04:45

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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

Ok, so this is the first time I am going to spam to lengthen the thread, if your want me to stop just tell mexico           (I’m writing this on a phone, so it corrected “me” to mexico?!)

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#32 2018-10-05 02:09:12

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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

Just making this thread a lil bit longer;)

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#33 2018-10-05 02:14:28

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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

The longest thread has 15 pages, let’s beat that!!!

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#34 2018-10-05 03:03:57

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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

yess we're on the second page everyone!! Good work! Let's keep this going. Also, babies can drown in tubs, so you can cook drowned babies if you apprieatiate cannibalism.

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#35 2018-10-05 17:19:12

Luniatji
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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

PeaGirl wrote:

Also... bathing babies in simmering water sounds quite.... brutal.

Not direct when it water is boiling, of course! But more that uncooked water isn't fresh and cooked water is; so you have to cook the water and then wash your kid!



Aand.. one time, I guess on or two weeks ago, I had a baby as woman, Dax Sass. I had to go afk so I asked my sis, Sally, to feed me which she did; so I went AFK and that kid stayed in my arms. And stayed, and stayed.. She become a young child, a teen and after that a woman. So I stand there with my kid in perfect spot and she got babies and I got babies lol! She starved because she didn't want to leave me, so when I came back she was dead.. But I bet it was a thing to see lol! A woman with a woman in arms, both getting babies.. poor kids lol.

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#36 2018-10-05 17:25:59

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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

Meh, you should've got a screenshot of it... would've been quite a meme. big_smile


If you ever enter Pea (Helkama turns into random name) family, you need the lottery ticket picked up. My baby names given can be absolutely random.
"Are you fueled with peasoup or why you keep running off from temperature tile?"

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#37 2018-10-05 18:11:01

WalrusesConquer
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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

Luniatji wrote:
PeaGirl wrote:

Also... bathing babies in simmering water sounds quite.... brutal.

Not direct when it water is boiling, of course! But more that uncooked water isn't fresh and cooked water is; so you have to cook the water and then wash your kid!



Aand.. one time, I guess on or two weeks ago, I had a baby as woman, Dax Sass. I had to go afk so I asked my sis, Sally, to feed me which she did; so I went AFK and that kid stayed in my arms. And stayed, and stayed.. She become a young child, a teen and after that a woman. So I stand there with my kid in perfect spot and she got babies and I got babies lol! She starved because she didn't want to leave me, so when I came back she was dead.. But I bet it was a thing to see lol! A woman with a woman in arms, both getting babies.. poor kids lol.

Dax!! I knew you were on the forums somewhere!
-sally


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#38 2018-10-05 20:23:10

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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

I reacted also in that other topic but I guess you didn't saw it lol! Did you make some screenshots?

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#39 2018-10-06 01:59:26

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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

Just a lil bit of spam, quantity is more important than quality when it comes to adding pages to posts.

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#40 2018-10-06 02:03:40

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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

Idk, my Twitter icon is a bearded dragon, not that it matters. . .

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#41 2018-10-06 02:16:39

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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

This post should add the third page, if not the next one.

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#42 2018-10-06 06:58:45

WalrusesConquer
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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

Luniatji wrote:

I reacted also in that other topic but I guess you didn't saw it lol! Did you make some screenshots?

I tried to...but then I realised I had no idea how to take screen shots!
So yeah after much button mashing I still couldn't figure it out, and for some reason I became the baby nurse so I'm looking after 5 screaming babies, your grankids AND remembering to eat.
Had to take priority I'm afraid
So...how do you takes screen shots?


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#43 2018-10-06 12:52:22

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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

???

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#44 2018-10-06 16:23:46

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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

THREAD. MUST. BE. LONGER!!!

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#45 2018-10-06 16:41:49

UnnoticedShadow
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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

Verrrrrrry long.

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#46 2018-10-06 17:30:18

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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

You can get screenshots when you are not in full screen nowadays. You have to push shift+enter or something to get off from fullscreen and then push PrtSc SysRq, which takes a copy of whole full screen (with your game screen too.)


If you ever enter Pea (Helkama turns into random name) family, you need the lottery ticket picked up. My baby names given can be absolutely random.
"Are you fueled with peasoup or why you keep running off from temperature tile?"

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#47 2018-10-07 07:38:40

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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

Thanks!


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#48 2018-10-08 16:13:20

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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

Anyone having and idea of how long does donkey town usually last and is there a certain point when your let back into society? sad

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#49 2018-10-08 17:07:34

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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

STRAWPOLL

Bob, Dickson or Abeer?
https://www.strawpoll.me/16607109

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#50 2018-10-09 14:24:01

WalrusesConquer
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Re: Let's make this the longest thread possible!!

We have a few skins in the game now..so which is your favorite?
My favorite female is the darker skinned ponytail girl, I think she looks the best as an elder

My favorite male is the black man! Pretty cute as a baby


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