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Tea · Main Forum

pein wrote:

what if you cant cure but you can delay death and allow working? this would allow people to make a pen, get sheep, make pads and heal themselves for real, worst case scenario, having someone healing them over and over for years
but generally just to have a fire to cure the bow shot
any case we would need health bar not just hunger bar acting as hp, cause currently we got 1 hitpoint
one funyn thing would be that arrow or stab would cut one arm or leg or neck, which is deadly
less movement penalty for stab, but 20% chance is lethal
losing a half leg would prevent movement, but you could make a wooden leg
losing hand would prevent crafting but you could hold items and an iron hook could be made to replace
stempunk pirate update xD

I love that idea ! You'll need to have someone around to check on you and heal you until the town has better health care.

Tea · Main Forum

pein wrote:

romulus and remus, know your damn names, mb thats why didnt worked

Don't worry, I know my names, I wanted to name them like that just because

Also I thought that maybe it was one of the players that got their names on one of those papers and got cursed through that even though they didn't to any harm.

I am a strong believer of second chances. And it turned out great !

Tea · Main Forum

Trick wrote:

Ducky wrote:
I spawned to an eve that seemed to have found an abandoned town that had a LOT of written notes laying around and broken baskets. I was named Kelsey and had a sister named Timmy. When I was still baby i found a crown and signaled to my mom by using two or three letters to go there and take it. So she followed me and took the crown becoming the first monarch of this new city.
When i grew up I rapidly ,with help of my sister, started watering the crops and bringing new baskets. So i worked hard most of my young years and early adult life by making fire with my really great bro, Heloise. I helped my brother make pies and then told my mom that I was going to build a library to compile important stuff and take some important notes. Then my mom saw that I was working hard and helping so she gave me the crown and a aper that had something written in it that proved legitimacy of the monarch. When I received that I got to work and brought an escaped horse I found. So I started making papers and helping the smith, when i got the papers ready I decided that I was going to make the list of all the monarchs and put it in the library so I wrote my mom´s name as first ruler and myself as second ruler. Then when I was helping my brother Heloise he told me that maybe I should write the laws and put them in the library so I followed his advice and started making some laws. I only got to write only two with help of Heloise because I was getting too old. These two laws were: "Kill all cursed people" and "Show all babies the laws when they are born". Those laws seemed to me very important and I was going to write more but I was almost dead and had to choose an heir so I choose Great Wiza II as new king, and explained him and his sister how library works and about they need to read to the kids the laws of the land. Then I died of old age.
It was a great life I hope people can do this again of recording past events and their kings, queens and laws. Also hope that this family keeps going and that the current king or queen does the right decisions.

Great Wiza II crowned me, Great Wiza IV, as his heir to the throne. He never taught me about the library, though.
Unfortunately, my reign as Queen did not go entirely smoothly. My aunt Stacy was jealous of my royal status, and secretly conspired against me to gain the crown for her line. So, she planned to murder my daughter, the soon-to-be heir, and give the crown to her own child. But any time my daughter told me of her murder attempts, I was unsure. I did not want to act too hastily. So, I waited and observed.
I caught Stacy asking her daughter to help her murder mine. When she realized I was near, she said she was joking. Suddenly, there was a lot more weight to my daughter's fears, and I became ever more watchful.
Then, one fateful day, I saw the decrepit old Stacy emerge from the woods with a bow and arrow. She chased after my daughter with a crazy look in her eyes, lusting after the idea of becoming the mother of the next Queen. But before she could make her fatal attack, I ran her through with my knife. I was not about to let her kill my daughter - the rightful heir to the royal family.
I did not want to kill Stacy. I wanted to trust her. But, whatever good that was within her was poisoned by a greed for power. She wanted it so badly, she was willing to kill and be killed.
My daughter Alicia Wiza became the Queen, as it was meant to be. My hope is that she was a benevolent leader, and the future royals will do good by that town.

I was Alicia Wiza, born to the respected Queen Great Wiza IV.

I never wanted the crown, never ruled a city. My mother told me that I would be the heir if I would prove myself worthy. Surely there will be others, sisters or brothers, that would be more worthy to the crown than me !

So, as soon as I was strong enough, I started to work and took over the compost duty. One day, aunt Stacy came to me with a bowl of stew.

"Alicia", she said "Come with me"

So I followed her, after I packed some berries that is. I had a feeling. We went north west ish and we went further away from town than you usually do when you want someone to follow you. We came across a bear cave and that's when it hit me.

She didn't wanted to talk or show me something. She wanted to kill me. She banged on the bear cave, twice, and the bear came out. I ran back, stopped, waiting for my aunt. "Surely that was a mistake", iIthought, still having a little trust in her. But that trust got crushed when I saw Stacy leading the bear towards me, stopping behind me so it would attack me first.

I ran back home. There, I waited for my aunt at the wheat farm and told her "nice / try" before I ran to my mother and told her what had happened. Of course, Stacy said she was innocent. Mother didn't know what to do, I didn't blame her, I would be careful too if two people would tell different stories. But she got suspicious.

I continued my work, started to give birth to my beautiful children, always being aware of another assassination attempt. Stacy would come to me and call me names and how dare I tell such lies. But I brushed it off.

Years later, I saw my old aunt holding a bow and an arrow and I knew I had to run. Holding my infant baby, I ran to the berry farm where my mother was, running in zig zag. The arrow missed and the Queen saw enough. With one final stab, Stacy was gone and I was finally safe.

Following my mothers footsteps as Queen wasn't easy. She was loved and respected by all of the citizens, how could I, someone who has never reign in her passed lifes, be as good as she was ? I invited some of the people to join her funeral, saying some last words before she was put to rest. I promised to do my best and to give the crown to my children who worked hard for this community.

Years passed and soon it was time for me to pass on the crown. During that time, another crown has been forged, a carrot crown, and was worn by the Master Baker. I didn't mind, she didn't tell people to be the new Queen. I told my little grandchildren what they should do once older and they did good !

I gave the crown to my daughter October Wiza, who had been working on the stew farm since birth. I told her to tell babies what to do, give everyone their job and to always make sure that we have enough compost and food to feed the people.

And with that, my reign was over.

It was a very nice and exciting life. Thank you Trick for trusting me and killing Stacy !

Tea · Main Forum

Randomname wrote:

I was also curious so I searched for August and pretty sure this is the daughter
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=980870
In the situation you were in I would have done the same thing and it seems your evil kid was a good one lol.

Oh yeah, totally forgot to link the family tree ! But yes that is her and I'm very glad to see that she managed to live until old age and have some children who stayed.

Tea · Main Forum

So I was playing in a small village, probably founded by one of a female Hannah member. I was the only girl, my sister left, uncle died from a snek bite and mom was getting old. Did some smithing, farming and had twins, Remus and Remus II aka Remulus (sry boys should have called you Gin and Tonic instead!).

Nice boys, 11/10 twins, would pop out again !

I had girls too but they all left and I was sure that this line would die out because not many player would play at this time around. The second before I got grey hair, a girl arrived. We were happy and relieved. It was a girl and she didn't escape ! But then she talked.

"H", she said with a black bubble and white letter

Shit.

She was the last one, the one that could safe this village. The one that made all our efforts worth it. The one that got cursed by ten people.

"Idc", said one of the Remus twin. "I love babies" and gave her a berry to eat.

Fuck it, I thought. We need a girl and if that girl is cursed so be it ! "I don't care. She stays" and so named her August and we fed her with berries.

She stayed. Even danced around the fire. She helped out cleaning a bit, then went off planting wheat, helped where help was needed. She did good. 4.5/10, bit creepy but thanks for staying.

I don't keep cursed children. Usually I am in big cities that have at least three other females running around, so I let them starve, doesn't matter if girl or boy. But I never had the situation where the last girl was cursed.

Would I do it again ? Probably. I didn't work my ass off just to let the one last little hope to continue our work starve. And I gladly let her live and see her help than keep this boy I had before her who said " Fuck you" and demanded to be fed after.

I am curious. Will she stay helpful and nice ? Will her kids stay or will she be the last female ? I got to be honest, it is quite exiting having a last cursed daughter.

Tea · Main Forum

Aquaducts and bathes !

Tea · Main Forum

Usually on my big gaming pc I don't have problems but on my old laptop that I use for my studies, I am a bit slow in game and it happens more often that I have connection lost as my cause of death.

Tea · Main Forum

oh were you the baby that sayed "F / pls " ? I would have love to feed you but I was too little too feed myself !

No one seems to know what happened.

Tea · Main Forum

Cleaning up is one of the hardest job in this game xD Better to team up with someone so it'll get done faster !

Tea · Main Forum

Yeah was there too. No one was tending the berries or making compost out of those many carrots lying around. And a lady made baskets out of the wheat. Sure, baskets were needed but we needed compost as well, maybe make half / half ?

I wish people would ask before watering or harvesting. Should I water all of them ? Should I let that row seed ? Or maybe look around and they will see that we have a lot of seeds and carrots so no need to water them for now.

In one life there were a lot of seeds lying around, no one was farming so I took the job and picked all of the carrots. We had ten tiles of growing carrots. Then a kid came to me, shouting to let them all seed. I tried to explain her that we had enough seeds on the ground and that we didn't need seventy seeds. She didn't listen and I got too annoyed to explain her further. I never saw her again.

Are carrot seeds so hard to see ?

Tea · Main Forum

I thought I'd post your family tree The Kiah Family

What a lovely story !

Tea · Main Forum

Aaah the blood cult !

I remember, long long ago, when the apocalypse and decay were a mere idea of a possible future, different kinds of blood cults were born. In one of those cults, I was their leader, offering every new member a set of red wool clothes, soaked in sheep blood. A sheep had to be sacrificed to our Blood Lord to assure a peaceful and successful yea. I remember equipping a young girl with the cult rope before dying. Fun times !

What a nice story. Too bad that your cult ended so dramatically.

Tea · Main Forum

startafight wrote:

i just want plantable tree seeds and saplings that grow

One day that update will come Maybe with apple trees too ?

Tea · Main Forum

° If passing by a carrot farm, with some carrots lying around or in baskets, don't take and eat some, without asking for the purpose of those carrots. They might be needed for the sheeps or compost. Same thing goes for harvesting the crop. Ask which row is for seeds and which for harvest.

° See someone preparing the rabbit fur to make a backpack and you have thread to sew it all up ? Make the backpack and give it to the person. He might have been hunting those rabbits for quite some time, hoping to make a backpack. Don't just take it, explaining that it was YOUR thread that made the backpack, so it is your backpack. In that case, you are jerk good sir.

° The only warm place for your children is the fire next to the forge ? Take some kindling and lighten it up a bit further, so your future children won't be in the way of the smith and make him hate his job. A happy smith is happy town.

° You are getting old and need to pass down your stuff ? Look for a naked adult or teen that is working hard and give it to them. Given it to the newborn is a slap in the face for all the people working naked in town.

° You are witnessing an emotional moment, a grandmother passes down her stuff to her grandchild. Tears are running, promises are being made and clothes and backpacks are being put down on the ground. Don't take those stuff! There were not meant for you. If you do, there is a special place in hell for you my friend and don't be surprised to be stabbed later.

Tea · Main Forum

Awww I now have a crush on Ben Wiza ! What a man !

Tea · Main Forum

I hate huge berry farms. They are so inconvenient ! Want to have a full bowl of berries for compost ? You'll have to walk to the thirteens row in the middle to grab one berry and go back to your bowl.

Who thought that was a great idea ? If you want to make a huge berry farm, at least leave some space so it's easier to put down soil, water or bowls to pick some berries.

I usually spend my whole life fixing some berry farms.

Tea · Main Forum

I also think that you should first focus on your vacation and spending time with your family Jason.

It's a shame that some people can't wait and respect your time off that you really deserved. Come back to us once you had a fully relaxed time off and are equipped with more energy to tackle this problem

Tea · Main Forum

It's not only the hoe, hatchet and axe do that too. I think when someone says something while having one of those items in hand, they will trigger something and you'll say that sentence every time you pick it up.

Everytime I took the hatchet, I yelled "NOOOOO". People thought I was crazy ^^

Tea · Main Forum

Jk Howling wrote:

Tea wrote:
Just because it's written there doesn't mean you have to do it ^^
You're missing the point lol. If there's a note that has "Curse Bob" written on it, and you pick it up, it automatically makes you curse bob, as you say aloud what's on the paper.
Similarly, if you write a note that says "Curse Bob" on it, attach it to an arrow, and shoot somebody, it forces that person to curse Bob upon being hit with the arrow.
So yes, because it's written there and you picked it up, you have to do it.

Oh I thought that, because something is written down and you would read it, it doesn't count as talking. I wrote down something just before I died and those words weren't my last words but those that I have said before writing.

Am I wrong ? Thought that's how it worked ^^

Tea · Main Forum

Just because it's written there doesn't mean you have to do it ^^

Tea · Main Forum

Okay good to know, thanks ^^

Tea · Main Forum

Guys, what do you usually do when you have someone who is force feeding people ?

Had someone who fed a mother, people passing by and me (the baker) while carrying one pie in her backpack, one in her apron and holding one in her hands. When told to stop, she didn't listen and continued. She helped making some pies though and cooked the mutton meat that we had too much, but I can't say I wasn't tempted to kill her. Since we had a good amount of food (stew, pies, cooked meat, eggs, berries) I resisted and warned some people to have an eye on her.

I don't like to kill people without others approving or just because I don't like how they play this game. Maybe she will stop and find something else to do like becoming the new baker. But I just don't feel that comfortable knowing that there is someone who could potentially use all our food and lead us to famine.

What do you think or do in this kind of situation ?

Tea · Main Forum

This sounds fun ! Have to try it out too

Tea · Main Forum

Tarr wrote:

Also I guess your bowl loved the update too.

That must be it ^^ Poor guy wanted to say his excitement for the writing update and I just ignored him.

Tea · Main Forum

AnobeseWalrus wrote:

HAHA the mutton railroad as they called it. I was Jon who died shortly after the railroad was completed.

Very cool idea !

If someone spawns there again, can they make screenshots of this lovely town? It needs to be saved and archived, so that everyone can see and remember it ^^

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