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#253 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-07-01 15:32:52

Neo

Sorry my son for abandoning you, You survived in spite me only feeding you when I named you when I saw randoms raising you.

I wasn't ready for a baby and I busy trying to save the town. But you proved me wrong by living to 60, Too bad we parted on such bad terms.

I thought you had long starved but you came to curse me out in my finel years. You wanted to watch me die but I ran off and died of old age a few screens from you.

But you waited for me to become old and weak before coming to insult me. Was bit of a pussy move to talk shit to me when you knew I was about to die. You were probably scared I'd kill you for talking shit, There was a few weapons around.


Despite all that, I'm glad you lived to old age. It's a rare treat when any of my kids lives a full life.


PS. To the daughter that suicided. Fuck you.

You instantly ran away the second you were born. That lineage died out soon after my sons death, that's all on you suicide daughter. Bitch.

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#254 Re: Main Forum » Injuries, scars and mutations! » 2018-06-29 14:05:19

Neo

Baby cannon and Father syndrome could be useful in certain situations.

Like if a towns nearly out of girls it would be a godsend to have a baby making man or an extra fertile girl. Would be annoying in all other circumstances unless you really like raising babies. Their should be one that stops women from ever having kids or gives them extremely low fertility.

#255 Main Forum » Storm family again sorta » 2018-06-29 11:46:31

Neo
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We all.descended from Eve Storm but the family name was lost before I was born there.

I was born to my teen mother who warned me of crazy old people. I was worried until she said they were old, I said in baby talk that they would die soon. Mum told me about a backup camp to the north but I never actually went there.

I decided to take up sheperding for this life. I cleaned up all sheep shit and bones and started feeding the lambs. Mum gave me a pack with a knife and I didn't see her much after. I butchered a few of the sheep for mutton pies, People made some but ran out of plates and just cooked it directly.

Buut I came of age and immediately got busy with kids. Then when I got a break from kids the berry farm nearly died so I watered. Thankfully someone else was making compost.

Special Mentions to Valarie who was nice to me. We became friends when I showed her where the bow was. She spent most of her life killing all the bears and wolves so I didn't see her as much as I would've liked. She may have also given me an apron with another knife, I just hid my second knife.

So I popped out some children and got back to proper work when I turned grey. Saw Valarie again and had a chat, We were both grey now.

Even longer passed and I was nearing death. One of my daughters was pumping out grandkids and I was happy for her. I was close to death now, I desperately searched for Valarie and managed to say goodbyes at the last second.

#256 Re: Main Forum » What's with the baby kidnapping? » 2018-06-29 04:52:35

Neo

Yep, Most of the time males that pick you up are trying to starve you out.

They are testing the babies to see how smart they are or if they are afk. If they are smart enough to jump out then theres a better chance of them being useful.
But if a baby fails to realize what's happening then they wouldn't have been likely to contribute anyway.

It's not perfect but it does filter out alot of bad players. I only do it to the boys, Even if a girl sucks we do still need them to keep the lineage going. Boys on the other hand are only valuable if they are working.

Honorable mentions to babies that never jumped out and spammed F when they realized I wasn't a food source. Then they try to run back but starve long before they reach the camp. Also honorable mentions to the ones that did make it back but died anyway because no one fed them.

#257 Re: Main Forum » Stew is griefing » 2018-06-27 16:48:16

Neo
pein wrote:

when i do people like NeoNbulb say that nobody asked me to fix things, and he rush 20 minutes with a bowl of berry just to see there is no carrot, instead of asking the meanest old guy out there tongue

i might write some more guides with nice visual representations later

Ah more insults even when I'm trying to be nice. Actually it didn't take me 20 mins and we did carrots before someone ate them.

I've seen you a few times in game, Its tempting to kill you everytime I catch you in the same town as me. But even if your arrogant your still not worth killing.

#258 Re: Main Forum » Stew is griefing » 2018-06-27 15:59:56

Neo

Pein bitching about everyone else, Whats new lol.

But seriously I have to agree with you on this one, Stew is griefing at least for early camps. Not so bad in towns as long as ppl don't take bowls and plates from forge.

But the true culprit is pork, So many people use make it and waste bowls. No one even makes tacos just useless pork. Why no bacon jason?

#259 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-06-26 12:59:54

Neo
FounderOne wrote:

To the pandas,

you did so good! All of you, so sad that Hermes and Hades passed away from us so earlie!
This place will be awesome! From nothing to all.


http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=397759

Good to see that in gen 3 first one got murdered and in gen 3-4 a bear killed some more.

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=400727

Sorry I can't say the same about the Pandas.

I killed Barbie Panda because she killed George Panda for "stealing rocks", Barbie was running around with a loaded bow earlier so she was a suspect anyway.

Her brother later thanked me by thrusting a knife in my chest. Did he think I was a killer or did I just get stabbed for the lols.

I was just smithing peacefully and he came and stabbed me out of the blue. Idk, could be a misunderstanding.

#260 Re: Main Forum » Fountain of Youth » 2018-06-26 03:47:51

Neo

Well  it kind of defeats the whole perpose of the game.

#261 Re: Main Forum » to my son "tard" » 2018-06-25 16:07:40

Neo

Early camps are easy to grief but it's not a big deal, Nit much is lost.

I think Tard wasted his time going after small fry.

#262 Re: Main Forum » N/A » 2018-06-25 13:58:12

Neo
pein wrote:

just not build not desert towns, its 4 times better, at least one spot of perfect tmep and people can run minutes without starving
and cactus is last line of defense

also feeding sheep is kinda most important job any baby could do
straw hats, you can make four of them with a ball of yarn, i made like 8 other run, then just regrow the wheat, simple
each bunny can give a loin cloth
now each generation makes a few seal skin, straw hat, red skirt maybe
until composting goes, ropes ares cheap, fleece and needle to make clothes
instead people run around begging, demanding clothes then give them to a random noob


I hate agreeing with you half the time. I really do

#263 Re: Main Forum » Killing is still too easy, More nerfing needed. » 2018-06-25 13:02:06

Neo
Micca wrote:

Sure they did and you got to be the judge of that :)

I had access to a weapon, They pissed me off. Pretty simple.

Don't wanna be killed, Don't be an asshole.


Bye

#264 Re: Main Forum » Killing is still too easy, More nerfing needed. » 2018-06-25 12:08:02

Neo
Micca wrote:

I bet you like being the killer in this game smile

I like what I Like, Most people I've killed deserved it anyway.

#266 Re: Main Forum » N/A » 2018-06-25 09:40:51

Neo

Then make more gear!

#267 Re: Main Forum » Question for Jason:Do you have any sort of plan for the game's future? » 2018-06-25 01:13:22

Neo

Well we saw cars and future stuff in the trailer, He would have to add them eventually right?

#268 Re: Main Forum » I'm sorry sister. » 2018-06-24 16:05:57

Neo
pein wrote:
Neo wrote:
pein wrote:

how selfish is that you make your stuff and dont share, very annoying tongue

Still selfish by definition.

Selfless from you to kill them for gear.

Well you didn't deny it at least. Go on Pein, keep insulting me.

#269 Main Forum » Arndt Family » 2018-06-24 15:52:35

Neo
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Thanks mum for being loving abd taking my name suggestion.

I met pain in the ass this life, He was rude but helpful I guess. I did some sheep feeding and farming nothing special.

What made this life stand out was that we had a neighboring town with an unrelated bloodline. They had a bear attack and we helped them them.

I raised Hilos, A baby girl from another bloodline. But towards the end of my life another unrelated brown kid came and said the town wanted war!!!

I sure hope that wasn't the same town we helped. I hope war dosn't happen. And i hope it wasn't ou allied town that declared war on us.

#270 Re: Main Forum » I'm sorry sister. » 2018-06-24 14:35:12

Neo
pein wrote:
Neo wrote:
pein wrote:

thats what i tell big_smile

random kid following me telling "i love you"
he even tought i didnt see the first time xD

i tend  to give stuff to useful people, if i cant find any, i give for someone who want to use it, like a guy who wanted an apron for pig
i still tend to give one piece each

I'm suprised you don't selfishly hoard your stuff to use in your next life. Who am I kidding, You probably do.

how selfish is that you make your stuff and dont share, very annoying tongue

Still selfish by definition.

#271 Re: Main Forum » I'm sorry sister. » 2018-06-24 13:57:39

Neo
pein wrote:
Alleria wrote:
pein wrote:

every kid loves you and follows you after 55

They don't love you, they just want all your items. It's kind of like real life...

thats what i tell big_smile

random kid following me telling "i love you"
he even tought i didnt see the first time xD

i tend  to give stuff to useful people, if i cant find any, i give for someone who want to use it, like a guy who wanted an apron for pig
i still tend to give one piece each

I'm suprised you don't selfishly hoard your stuff to use in your next life. Who am I kidding, You probably do.

#272 Re: Main Forum » Has healing been effective against murderers. » 2018-06-24 13:49:50

Neo
pein wrote:

after you diededed it was very positive, seeing the town was cleaned up and everything was working, people used knifes as intended, the queen was feeding babies, and we made cartloads of pies

im not angry about things, i fix it, if it takes it to stab/shot someone be it, i will enjoy the game
even when i fed up with people, and i do stupid things its funny, if i cant do nothing just move out as woman and start a small camp

being useful is positive, leaving your mark on a town


But of course, Nobody likes you much either. Glad you took pleasure from my unjustified murder.

Not my fault the town was a shit, I was working too.


And don't bitch to me about the town I killed, You were planning to kill them too. You probably still have a higher kill count then me.

#273 Re: Main Forum » Has healing been effective against murderers. » 2018-06-24 13:24:23

Neo
pein wrote:

nobody said i only care for myself, so dont invent up shit
there are a lot of persons who i care about

just not aurora, who i was mother of, and next life she tried to starve me, ignored me , then said hi and took the horse to call people peasants, and hoard all resources we struggled to gather the life before, and the town went to shit, just like every time she is in any of it

or neo who stabbed somebody for her childhood syndrome then a bug saved his life and was proud killing the lineage
always kills for gear but wont even admit it, and apparently skips trough useful informations and misinterprets everything else, i should put more smileys in my posts for myspace teenage girls like her, who dont understand sarcasm tongue

not all are worthless lot of are, and yes im leading them , and that comes with doing the dirty work
i dont kill for no reason, i give a chance to revert and i warn you that i stab your ass if you ignore it, and im up for any duel
its subjective, yes, it comes from the vast number of direct and indirect griefers i met, and any bad intention  or selfish behavior anyone who considers his time more important than mine will be punished, most of you people are angry cause some people dont let steal their stuff or give it to you free, while you wont do the same
and lot of players are even lazy or unskilled to create their own weapon to kill me or others, but talk about how selfish is to keep things you worked for

and your shit perceptions of maybe not seeing the town is the problem. i always assume that i gonna see it, and i honor the ancestors finishing their projects, appreciating their work,  leaving resources for next generation, cause you maybe made fun a game for a kid for 5 minutes, and knew who you are, but i made shit get done for a whoel generation, to not run around starvign and doing soil runs, etc. and optimizing things, you can roleplay other things than useless fights and shittalking. most of times i go on rampage is on smaller camps where people only plan to carrot farm for the next 10 generations and messing up any attempt to create something
yes im griefing too, im the happy griefer who indirectly kills you and says sweet things and motivational messages smile and never been like, ok i kill this next town just because, its like because it wont matter if i wanna do something, people just run around aimless and undo any effort of improvement, bad intentions, killing a griefer, then they are after me, anything i do
yes i end up sometimes killing like 6-8 people who rather insult and chase me than accepting facts and learning from it, generally wont help but is funny seeing others tryhard to be a savior when all they want is gear and approved kill. then i end up at 55 with a low hunger bar and somebody is so proud that kills me  with the fifth arrow they made when im not even moving

fun is to create something, not to destroy
i had a few projects, i havent done it before, or no one did it before and its not even a grind anymore, at least i try the parts of tech tree which are mostly cosmetic  and it was funny making them and there are people who joined to make them

im about on rewarding and punishing accordingly
nobody asking to fix things, everybody asking why dont we have the resources to make things
i might not be best at small talk all the time, as i am bored of noobcamps, garbage dumps and rather focus satisfying my ocd
than talking about whose fault it is and what we should do. and people watering stuff, then letting it despawn, cluttering it, annoys a lot of us

and neo, as you know all my posts, you know that i was complaining about the kills the first place
and ended up preparing myself almost every life to defend, to attack and to protect, to make things grifer proof
and chances are i will be the one in each new family the first one with the ability to heal cause mutton pie and exploring is the thing i prefer and every side product like compost and wool stuff

in the current situation that is a thing that they used the stuff i created to heal some people
but after somebody is healed grabs a knife to kill someone else, until we run out of resources not only says what they dont appreciate  others work, they even think they deserve it again
most of your life you didnt even know that its me or  something which you use was made by me, so dont act you know how i play
and call things as they are, some of you are not roleplayers, just leaching attention whores

and back to topic: people should heal the ones are deserve, not everyone, accidents can happen and will happen, and if you are healed, appreciate the effort others made, and forget your stupid arguments, you will see what others did for you when they stop doing it, dont take it for granted


Tell me Pain, When was your last positive life or experience in this game that you genuinely enjoyed?

#274 Re: Main Forum » I made my very own golden crown today... and died for it! » 2018-06-24 13:13:55

Neo
Micca wrote:

But very pretty... but its not the crown thats is bad. It didnt murder anyone. The knives did.

The two are a bad combination, Very very bad combination.

#275 Re: Main Forum » I made my very own golden crown today... and died for it! » 2018-06-24 13:02:46

Neo

Crowns are bad, Lesson learned. There is zero point in making/wearing a crown and it's a beacon for muderers. Hell, I've stabbed a few crowned players myself.

Mot crowned people either got spoiled at birth or they killed/Robbed the original wearer.  Your obviously the rare exception having made the crown yourself but your still kinda bad.

Making the crown is a waste and it's bad for future generations. I guarantee that your crown will cause many murders in the future, weather if it's crown killers or power tripping crown wearers.

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