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#26 Re: Main Forum » Code of the Griefers » 2019-08-10 18:32:57

sigmen4020 wrote:
DestinyCall wrote:

LOL .. griefers don't have a code.

That’s not true. Griefers do have a code. It goes something like this:

My fun trumps everyone else’s
My fun is not complete without the innocent’s misery
My fun is making everyone quit out of frustration
Others misery is the only thing
Giving my life meaning


This is how i read this guys response.

cry cry waaa waaa cry
waa waa waa cry cry boo hoo sniff sniff cry
boo hoo sniff cry waa waa cry cry sniff
cry cry cry waa waa waa sniff
cry cry I am a cry baby

#27 Re: Main Forum » So I was just Insta-Death'd by a Snowball » 2019-06-21 02:09:28

jasonrohrer wrote:

kubassa, I'm almost 100% certain that preventing such mods would be impossible, even if I expended great effort in trying to stop it.  This is a fact of computer science, dating all the way back to Turing.

I don't think that mod shows "real" coordinates, because I'm pretty sure I've fixed all those leaks.  So they are probably just showing coordinates relative to their own birth location.  Unless there's another leak, which I will fix.

This game is doing the "right" thing by doing everything server-side, but there are some things that must be done on the client, such as drawing the graphics.

There is one way to actually solve this problem, which is to do all the rendering server-side and then send video feeds to the clients.  This is, of course, beyond the scope of anything that I'm going to attempt here (and I'm not aware of any game that does this, and latency would be horrible).

So true. I was just being dick anyway. Don't mind me...

#28 Re: Main Forum » So I was just Insta-Death'd by a Snowball » 2019-06-20 01:30:13

Cool to see that you have no trees in your game, co ordinates and your age. Too many moded clients to play this game it ruins the game for those that play the legit way and or new players. lol and hes QQ'ing about snowballs. No wonder this game doesn't build a player base.......

Hey Jason how is this not cheating? Is this what you intended to have for your game?

The idiot can see you behind trees so you can't hide... ya fair game. This is a sad state of this game to be honest.

#29 Re: Main Forum » This Game is dead! » 2019-05-24 23:54:54

Keyin wrote:

Isn't this just graphing the descent from steam release? What were the numbers like pre-steam?

   There used to be several hundred playing the game on average pre "rags to riches" update. After that it fell drastically. Jason said he would never release on steam due to previous bad experience yet he had to release on steam because the game was dead with 20 - 50 playing at any given time and there was really nothing happening on the servers.

   The constant changing everything every week got old fast for me. I originally quit because he changed the spawning system and i couldn't play with my family any more. He even replied to a post I made about it and said "I didn't make this game to be playable with friends and that's not what the vision of the game is". He offered to give back my money, which I did not accept we got our monies worth, and told me to "peace out" pretty much. Now you can spawn in with your friends. Imagine that..... Way too late as me and my family members moved on and don't play the game any longer.

   There is a vocal minority on this forum that Jason listens to and drives the game towards them and their feedback. It's pretty much an echo chamber........ The things that made the game fun are no longer there and if you disagree you get shit on by the same 4 goomba's. You can see who they are they have 40000000 posts and comment on every single thread regardless of the topic.

   It is sad because there was a point where you could play and all you were doing in your hour of game time was laughing hysterically at all the silly stuff happening. Now it's just too tedious to do any of the end game recipe's. Quite boring IMO. Not too many people want to sit on a wiki for hours and hours to learn how to make something that you can't even make in your lifetime. It just makes people want to quit. Then to have no way to return to the work you put into the city, which you could before through baby suicide, makes the game really slow and dreadfull having to do the exact same thing every life...........

#30 Re: Main Forum » [Strawpoll] Is the game becoming a tedious task simulator instead of a » 2018-10-31 09:58:31

This game sucks balls in it's current state. It hasn't been fun since the "Rags to Riches" update and everything added since has just made it a TEDIOUS grind for nothing.........
No point in playing at all. IMO

#31 Re: Main Forum » is there a update right now because i dont get kids as eve? » 2018-10-29 02:50:26

Aname wrote:

ye i got one kid that went too kill herself this game is fucking shit.


LOL. Back in the day, when the game was becoming popular, you would have so many kids everyone died....... It was funny having 5 kids in a row.

#32 Re: Main Forum » Another Suicide/Update Rant! » 2018-10-29 02:40:57

jasonrohrer wrote:

The game launched with version 59 back in February.

We are now on version 157.

Back in February, there were 503 objects and 644 sprites.

There are now 1638 objects in the game, and 1452 sprites.

So that's 1135 new objects, and 808 new sprites.

Sometimes I really feel like putting you all in a time machine so you can go back and play v59.

This game was fun when it launched................. Even with 503 objects and 64 sprites. Adding more stuff didn't seem to add anything to this game.
-500 objects 100+ people playing all the time.
-1600 objects.... lucky to have an average of 30........


I wish you would Make a legacy server. Revert back to the day the game was fun. I would play the game again and so would many others. Almost seems all the work you have put into the game has made people leave and quit. Months ago I suggested you make a legacy server and I would wager that server would be back to having over 100 people playing the game on it. Call it a hard core server.

The game was fun for the 2 days there was an apocalypse......

The game was fun having clothes.......

The game was fun being able to spawn and move away to build your own castle...... and return to continue to build it.

The game was fun when you could ride a horse and find 5 different villages.......

The game was fun when you could play with your friends.......

The game was fun when you could reach the bell tower............

    As the game is now I would never have even bought it, or have had any interest in it at all. I still believe you killed this game with your "rags to riches" update and it has only gone down hill from there. Adding more food recipes is not what is going to make this game more fun to play. Oh wow a "YUM" bonus.... So fun. You actually had a game that was starting to trend and instead of embracing how your customers were playing it you decided to go some other direction that crushed and stifled it, and listening to the few forum cry babies asking you to nerf everything into the ground. It is kind of sad because it was once an enjoyable game with lots of laughs to be had.

    You might as well add a camel and all the stuff 2hol did. You pretty much done the exact same garbage as they did with your own foods and animals. You said you would do that because it wasn't what you wanted yet you end up doing the same thing.............

    All the lineage banning and punishing players for no reason was a silly thing to do and only separates the people playing and populating the game which is always a bad idea in any game. It has killed triple A games doing so in and an indie game it doesn't stand a chance. Hope you have some luck when the game releases on steam, another thing you said you wouldn't do, because as it sits now this game has died a horrible death.............

    Send out Emails when you make a legacy server, where the game was on launch, my kids and I will come play again and LOL all night like we used to.

#33 Re: Main Forum » Should food restrictions be put in place for children? (and elderly) » 2018-08-10 22:28:44

NO. It would make it too hard to troll everyone eating food when you don't have to.

#34 Re: Main Forum » Im back! » 2018-08-10 22:26:55

Aurora Aurora wrote:

back from the Japan


Where exactly is "the japan". I have never heard of or seen this place on a map.

#35 Re: Main Forum » I am being bullied on the forum. » 2018-08-10 22:22:59

xxx90x wrote:

Most Americans are extreme racist


LOL got to love it when a racist calls someone else racist.

#36 Re: Main Forum » wood griefers » 2018-08-03 03:40:47

Lum wrote:

Pein, the forums are not your personal diary for reporting every single annoyance you encounter during your life. At least try to produce meaningful conversations rather than writing a rant after each life specifying how you hate everyone and how everyone is ruining everything you do. Are you even enjoying yourself?


+100%

So tired of reading these kids comments. There is a few that think they are L33T MLG ready for pro league OHOL players. It's because they have nothing better to do in real life so they troll the forums.

#37 Re: Main Forum » people really need to relax geez » 2018-07-22 20:24:15

sc0rp wrote:

You were borderline griefing, in fact.


What an idiot. Kids like this are the true griefing assholes.

#38 Re: Main Forum » im going to lose my goddamn mind » 2018-07-22 07:30:13

and another post about how awesome you think you are at a no skill game.......... Ever think you attitude is shit so people don't want to play with you kid? I would suicide being born to you too.

Do this, don't do that..... I'm the best you're shit....... GOD.

Stop being such a scrub kid.

#39 Re: Main Forum » baby tests » 2018-07-22 07:27:12

startafight wrote:

a list of tests u can do on ur baby to see how quickly it will die

the "F" test: if the first thing it says after u give birth to it is "F" it will die in approx 5 minutes. itll come up to u throughout its childhood until its too big and u tell it "ur too big" and it will fall to a pile of bones immediately

the chase test: if it chases after u after uve named it and placed it on a middle temp square it will die in approx 11 minutes

the temp test: if u put it down in a not so perfect spot and start working but it doesnt move to the perfect spot a square away from it it will die in approx 8 minutes

the running test: if it runs off as soon as it grows hair without taking at least 1 food from ur farm or a basket it will die in approx 4 minutes


a list of tests u can do on ur bby to see how long it will survive:

the "k" test: u tell ur bb where food is and it says "k". it will survive to at least 12

the silent test: ur silent n bbys silent. bb knows ma is busy. it will survive to at least 18

the "follow" test: u pick up ur basket n tell baby to follow. it follows and stops moving immediately after u stop moving instead of coming back to u. it will survive to at least 7

the "where" test: after its grown it asks "where rabbit?" "where water?" it will survive at least to 9 - but if it runs off before u can answer it will be a sponge


hope this helps decide on what bbs to abandon or keep the next time u run into a famine


You are such a pro. Everyone can only hope to be as awesome at this game as you. You are a GOD............................. Yes that's sarcasm. Maybe you should learn to play. You seem to make all your posts about how others don't meat your awesomeness 110% skill level 10 godliness. Jason should make a monument of you so everyone can see the coolest, bestest one hour one life playa. Then you can sit playing all day on your PC knowing you are the coolest on the net because you are the greatest one hour one life player.

FYI: It's you, not everyone else.

#40 Re: Main Forum » why are we so spread ? » 2018-07-22 07:21:29

pein wrote:

Actually 8 people in city are enough

I Disagree.


The game was most fun when everyone had clothes and there was 30 people in the city.

#41 Re: Main Forum » Would any newbies be interested in some 1 on 1 twin lessons? » 2018-07-22 07:17:57

Ya because the game is so hard. LOL. New people save yourself the time and just go to the wiki and look at the recipes. A 5 year old can play this game. There is no skill involved.

#42 Re: Main Forum » order for eveing » 2018-07-22 07:10:21

LOL another thread from a kid that wants everyone to play the game how he does. Just STFU already and let people play the game son. If you want to play more then one account go right ahead and buy more. Play 5 game at a time and you won't be able to blame anyone when your shitty start dies off. God damn control freaks are fucking losers.

#43 Re: Main Forum » Griefer report » 2018-07-09 08:07:56

sc0rp wrote:

What are you talking about?


LoL kid you are having a conversation with yourself. 15 posts in one thread. WOW get a life dood.

#44 Re: Main Forum » Griefers using multiple accounts to avoid curse system? » 2018-07-09 08:05:42

MidgetMaker wrote:

it's pretty much impossible to get fully cursed.  especially now that we are spread over 3 servers due to a higher player count.  Buff Curse!

LOL high player count...... The servers have not had 100 people playing at one time since the rags to riches update when the game was actually fun.

#45 Re: Main Forum » Any cursed babies yet? » 2018-07-09 08:00:47

forestglade wrote:

Do you just criticize everyone, even people on your side?

He is a lonely moron who has nothing better to do then post in every thread 15 -20 time with jibberish just to get his post count up. It's quite sad.

#47 Re: Main Forum » Implementation plan for curse system » 2018-07-05 00:09:07

This has to be the dumbest idea for this game. This shit will just be abused by the people on discord cursing as a group in return possibly griefing everyone that is not in discord. Good job giving them all the power. This system is going to be abused.

Why not just make it so if you kill someone you get a curse automatic? Then if people feel nice they can bless you.......... Sad to see you keep going further and further from what actually made this game fun in the beginning.

#48 Re: Main Forum » Current idea for cursing/blessing » 2018-07-03 19:09:30

Telafiesta wrote:

Greifing isn't a real issue, if your tiered of the greifer winning then only spawn as a girl and make babies yourself. The combat mechanic in this game is so uncomplicated someone has a knife then run. I like the drama in the game, I have had people threaten death because I took their basket. Adding an update like this will not be adding content only taking more options away from the player base.

Grandma tells your mom to starve you as a baby because there isn't enough food, while she makes a stupid sign. Growing up to craft a knife or bow to kill that troll might be your best play-through all week. I don't think "curse you Grandma" will provide the same sort of exciting game play that first attracted many of us to this game. Life is exciting and fragile, so it should be the same in this game.


agreed 100%. less grow and eat sim. more real content like in the video on the main page. it seems the direction of the game changes every week. creating new food sources to grow is not NEW content IMO. Every update since the 'rags to riches' update has just made the game more and more tedious and boring. Now this idea....... LOL. If this garbage was in the main page video explaining the game i would have held onto my $20.

#49 Re: Main Forum » Latest griefing idea, still riddled with problems » 2018-07-03 08:22:36

LOL this game is going further and further down the shitter.

#50 Re: Main Forum » Civilization isn't civilized people » 2018-06-23 02:51:21

Glassius wrote:
Neo wrote:

Healing seem a bit far fetched for the current time period

Iron age started about 1200 BC. Bandaging was described 2200 BC. The oldest evidence for treppaning is about 6500 BC. Tooth drilling 7000 BC. Neanderthal are known for nursing injuried and sick. It is definitely not to early in game for medicine.


Ya ok idiot......................
This has to be one of the stupidest things i have read. EVER.

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