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It does to some extent. This is like, general chat.
I know!!
Its really silly.
During the early afternoon people also don't really interact with other players. They just get on with it, no explanation. For example, I was a small boy in this village and needed clothes. so I saw snares, no-one using them, so Went to empty a basket full of ropes. Wasn't gonna use them, this lady said Leave them.
No explanation (Even like "Don't use rope" or some short sentence would have been fine). But she said no, put rope back in the basket and left. Bloody rude. This is supposed to be like a survival/building civ for future gens game.. which involves teamwork. Which involves communication.
Jeez. Even the guys with the pigs i tried to explain to.
Jeez so it was a resource leech on top. Oooooof.
Made me rage quit lol
Yeah I was skeptical of that tbh. it was a well established village, but It was two seperate villages doing this.
I didn't think it was THAT good anyway!
I honestly never bother with pigs, cows i do, but always in a seperate pen.
I did try and explain but was a bit astonished tbh, as I said, these were all in the same pen! Sheep had no room!
Like, Honestly thats the response i got when there were like 12 pigs, only 3 shorn sheep in a tiny pen. I tried to talk to them and they said "RESOURCES! Pigs better because less resources used" Right but sheep give way more. I needed string for backpack for rabbit fur collection.
PLEASE TEACH YOUR KIDS.
Jeez.
I get pigs are good for yum bonus ish. (I dunno really carnitas? taco/burritos?)
But they are NOT better than sheep. Ever.
My computer is slow as heck, and has little to no lag when running OHOL, for some reason it's actually gotten *faster* since the last few updates. If your computer's struggling to run in the current version, that a matter of the computer.
(For reference, My computer is so slow it cannot play Minecraft nor Spelunky)
Disagree, It doesn't lag often for me, but lately it's been more common in hotspots.
My PC runs most things on ultra without a struggle... so that's not it.
I took a horse and went looking for other civs. 45 minutes later NOTHING. NOT A SAUSAGE.
First time that has ever happened.
Aurora is Cartman.
Lmao.
wondaland wrote:pein wrote:First of all, men need an advantage, even if its not gameplay advantage
remove all beards from all men chars and add a new beard minigame, where you can grow it, cut it and have some style
who wouldn't want a hipster grandpa or a braided beard on a warrior?Use beard clippings to make clothes two birds one stone
Grossss lol.
I could imagine using the shears and being able to remove your beard, or girls cutting their hair shorter.
Cutting hair shorter would be great actually. When I'm a certain couple of girls, Its actually really hard to click backpack due to my hair literally getting in the way. Hair can kill.
WHOEVER IS IN MARVEL FAMALAM
Mine tapped north westwest (Slightly north mostly west)
I died on way back with 14? iron.
Please go gettit.
Its a little bit of a walk, but even the mine has over twenty iron still at the mining site.. so 34ish iron waiting for ya
My pet peeve with roads specifically - Its good to have rest stops! Just one wooden board at turns and natural stopping points help.
Another pet peeve is a lack of a surname. Often not my mothers fault.
Best one was the snowball fix.
By Far.
I enjoy it too. But people are struggling still with berries. This time, keeping them alive due to death. Berries still contribute to yum bonus, so people shouldn't instantly get called griefers for eating one from hand then from bowl. But they do anywaayyy...
Still agree.
I hadn't been killed by snowballs until today thankfully..
Then about 5 times in a row, i have been killed. by snowballs.
There isn't even a defense against it, with knives, you zig zag, with bows and arrows keep moving...
Starvation keep a stash!
But SNOWBALLS?!
I mean, you only die from the cold with frostbite or pneumonia, but all it is, is a snowball fight. Deadly.
CrazyEddie wrote:Crumpaloo wrote:If its just a matter of more people knowing how to compost then i got a way for parents not to have to teach their children how to make it: https://onetech.info/624-Composted-Soil
Fuck that.
Half the fun - for me - is learning things IN the game, not studying a spreadsheet. People like me may be in the minority, but you don't get to tell me how to enjoy myself.
You don't want to teach me? Fine. Go play how you like. But plenty of people love the hell out of teaching (and learning!), and find it the very best part of the game.
I taught someone compost the other day, and as far as gaming experiences go, I'd trade it for all of the "successful" villages you played in that same day.
Noobs are useless, and no amount of enjoyment is gonna bring back the time and food you spent trying to teach them how to make compost. They will doom your lineages, they will eat all your gooseberries, and kill whoever has a bloody knife, explanation or not. In the end, they will do it all over again because thats just how they do, its not they're fault, its just the way of the noob.
Ironically if you kill anyone that you think is a noob, that will actually force noobs to, get this, LEARN ENOUGH TO NOT BE A NOOB, no better motivator then death itself.
You know, its funny. You were a noob once.
I learnt to play the game by watching people in game, or by watching someone teach someone in game on a youtube video.
So... teaching. Its a thing.
does any one say "Q" any more? It doesn't seem to help me like it used to
I don't understand what that means.
F = food as always
N, Na, N A M E, = name me (I feel like we need to get a code set within game for that! Q would work i guess?)
Vexenie wrote:I kindly ask you, Jason, to fuck off with the morse code update
Wow. That is what an asshole who doesn't have a life would say to someone who tries their best to make a game pleasureble while supporting his own famliy.
I ask you, venexie, kindly, do you have fucking autism or something? Or maybe you just don't get too much attention in your non-existing life so you come to the forums to get som attention.
Dont use Autism like that, my partner has it, and is an angel.
I agree Vex should rethink the wording.
Found a horse & cart, loaded it up with 40+ eggs, and then cooked them. Horses are awesome.
How?! Horse and cart can only carry 4 containers... At max you could carry 16 eggs (+4 in your own personal back pack) Unless it was multiple trips?
(The 16 eggs was based on 4 backpacks)
also i am the other half and dont offen play so please dont think this is usal game play for me / the othe half
oh i wanted to become the mighty Huns and had conviced a lady to jion me in my nomadic journy
Looks like Afton started it, based on the killing of a 4 year old before the next one? xD
I think this is an annoy guide, or a sneaky way to get more helpful griefers.
Some of these are a blessing in disguise.
Awwh. No they all starved. And the line ended 16 hours ago due to two murderers.
Darn! Wolf Famalam forever.