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#26 Re: Main Forum » Stonehenge 1500 BC Colorised » 2018-07-24 16:37:44

jasonrohrer wrote:

NICE!

Gotta put up a fan art section on the home page so I can post this stuff.

Wow, senpai noticed me!

Quite situational as an artwork, though. I doubt that teleportation will remain a thing for long...

#27 Re: Main Forum » Stonehenge 1500 BC Colorised » 2018-07-24 16:17:49

Thank you all, that's some time well wasted!

TheRedBug, do you really think that I would pay no heed to stew!?

#28 Re: Main Forum » Teleporter thread: The history of teleportation in OHOL » 2018-07-24 16:06:27

Tarr wrote:

Over in the Greving family

Damn, I was the Eve there! So happy that it made it up to the "experimental farming stage"! The location was amazing, though, and I'm grateful to my two daughters, Theodora and Alessa, my two daughters who were quite efficient players.

Interesting layout, by the way, but I'm not sure that more than one oven is necessary there, the rest of the teleporter could be anything else, isn't it. Maybe chests would be useful. But they would need to be full all the time or closed, I guess?

#29 Re: Main Forum » How to install OHOL » 2018-07-24 15:54:41

Make sure to keep your serial number somewhere, though. There is no Steam to remember it for you. It will be displayed on the confirmation e-mail and on your purchase confirmation and looks like XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX.

#30 Re: Main Forum » Teleporter thread: The history of teleportation in OHOL » 2018-07-24 09:28:26

Alf wrote:

I think that is the ultimate purpose of the Stonehenge archeologists had been missing all these years

https://onehouronelife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=3118

#32 Re: Main Forum » Stuck in tutorial? » 2018-07-23 08:20:10

I was considering making a suggestion on improving the text of the last tut stone, but it literally says "Light the torch." and there is a big "TORCH" beneath the torch, so I'm not quite sure about why that many people struggle with it (I've seen two on the discord and one on the forum, which means probably up to maybe 20 people are having the issue)...

#33 Re: Main Forum » Seal skin curse? » 2018-07-23 07:31:05

Hm... There might have been some parasites on the skin that rendered you sterile. Throughout your lives.

Anyway, I've been clubbin' those bloodlusty creatures like crazy and keep having children. They are often mentally disturbed, but I assume that this is just part of the game.

(By the way, you don't club them to death, you knock them senseless, rip their skin off and then they slowly freeze to death hopelessly calling their seal mother whom life you already took.)

#34 Re: Main Forum » Teleporter thread: The history of teleportation in OHOL » 2018-07-22 10:58:26

Damn your corn kernels carpets! Place your bouncy castles away from my stew industry area!

KICK THE BABY!

#35 Re: Main Forum » What happens after tutorial when you cut the tree? » 2018-07-22 10:47:20

Hahaha, keep rushing it and take a part in Operation Liberate the Noobs!

#36 Re: Main Forum » I cant login to the game » 2018-07-21 22:39:33

Issye wrote:

i Download the game from http/onehouronelife.com/ticketServer/server.php?action=show_downloads&ticket_id=...-...-...-...

This is your game key, i.e. what you payed for and the gate to your account. Remove that from the internet immediately if you don't want any ill-intentioned person to use/steal your account. (But note it somewhere, as you need it to login on a fresh install, in an other computer or else).

#39 Re: Main Forum » Stuck in tutorial? » 2018-07-21 17:25:12

Are you 100% sure that you lighted the torch at the end of the first part before dying?
Tut torch
A couple of people in the discord missed that and could't play the game for that reason.

#40 Re: Main Forum » Would any newbies be interested in some 1 on 1 twin lessons? » 2018-07-21 17:17:31

Valences42 wrote:

I am not technically new, but I've been taking a break for a bit and would love to refresh my memory.

Weren't you liberated from your tutorial enclosure a few days ago as Operation Liberate the Noobs was happening, by any chance?

#41 Re: Main Forum » Obesity? - an idea » 2018-07-21 12:44:43

Aurora Aurora wrote:

+1

Aurora plusoneing a new way to draw attention.

#42 Re: Main Forum » Would any newbies be interested in some 1 on 1 twin lessons? » 2018-07-21 07:34:40

Cecil wrote:

Even in the event that something is inaccurate, any help is better than no help.

Heresy to the Forum! Excommunication awaits!

Trick wrote:

Wait... clay regenerates?

It indeed doesn't, as berries regrow on a wild bush even if the last one is gone and water comes back in dry wells. That's the all point of his argumentation.

#43 Re: Main Forum » N/A » 2018-07-20 21:19:45

Hell of a good story. Interesting and well sustained style.

#44 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-07-20 15:09:13

EllynEve wrote:

What an amazing tale!

Jk Howling wrote:

Fantastic story!

Thank you smile

Jk Howling wrote:

Wonder if it was the same killer though. [...] An older man ran in with a knife. Pretty obviously trying to kill us all, since he kept lunging at people wordlessly with knife in hand.

I read your thread about it, it sounds rather similar, a killer relentlessly chasing people without saying anything. His last words were "This game is dead", interestingly enough.

Jk Howling wrote:

I snagged it from him, stabbing him through the gut.

Could probably have tried that, but he seemed quite skilled and dangerous and I didn't want to take too much risk as a lot of people died already and I probably was the only fertile women alive. Also, he was way older than I was, so I knew that he would die fast. That's the reason I decided to spend some years in the wilderness and come back when he would most likely be dead.

Jk Howling wrote:

I also had sharp eyesight in the form of the zoom-out mod, which saved my life numerous times.

Joriom's mod is indeed a blessing in many situations. I really wish for a display size adaptation to be implemented in vanilla, by the way.

#45 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-07-20 00:43:28

To the bravest child

Born an ordinary girl in a small settlement, I was meant to work in the farm. But crafts here were modestly getting to carts and my actual dream was to get to build some and push the community ahead toward progress and modernity. After a few years of watering the berry bushes and harvesting the heavy squashes, I decided to leave the farm, noticing that it was doing well as others were replacing me, to follow my dreams of making carts for the village.
The tools were already made. Some planks were already cut and wood disks were soon to come. We needed ropes and branches. I grabbed a basket, put in a handful of berries, more than enough for a little girl, and ran strait south, certain to find milkweed if I went far enough. The journey wasn't without dangers, but I came back to the camp with three ropes after a few years safe and sound. Planks were piling up and wheels were being made. I built three boxes and went for a shaft. We were so close! I brought a shaft from a nearby maple tree and we had it! Our very first cart! And I built it (well, at least part of it, but it was enough to make me happy)! Boldly, I rode my cart to the outskirts to bring more shafts, as proud as you can imagine.

But when I came back... Things were not going that well...
Earlier, an old man -an obscure cousin- tried to kidnap my firstborn a few times. I had her follow me to get the shafts, but she died suddenly from an unknown disconnection from her soul to her body. When I arrived back in the village, the man had somehow found a knife and was cold-bloodily murdering the already scarce members of the small community! I didn't really know what to expect. I hadn't strong connections with anyone in the village yet, as a results of all these years spent in the wilderness and didn't see how anyone could hold anything against me. So I decided to just keep my distance and carry on with my task. But I gave birth to a baby and had to leave my cart. As soon as the man saw that, he dashed towards us, knife in hand. I was worried, and expected that kind of move. I grabbed my son and escaped hastily. The man tried to chase us, but we were too far out and he quickly stopped and returned to the village.

After catching my breath, I explained my son, Oscar, that we would avoid the place and live in the wilderness for a while. I had experience in that and I was not too worried about raising a child outside of the village, as it was a rather young settlement and most of the resources close by were not consumed yet. I decided to still have a look at the village, with Oscar in my arms, as the situation might have evolved in a less grim way. But this was an horrible mistake!
The first and only person I encountered was the murderer with his knife! As soon as we saw each other, he dashed towards me again, this time visibly more determined. He chased me for a long while, never seeming to fall behind, without uttering a word. I was horrified! It is at that time that my son, my three years old baby boy, had an heroic move. We came across a bear and he jumped from my arms right in front of our chaser, and started to run rings around him. I stopped right away, afraid to lose my child, but at a reasonable distance from both the bear and the armed man. Oscar was heroically trying to lure the mad man into the bears jaws, boldly avoiding the blade, gaining time for me to escape. I had to run. And I did, as far as I could. Silently praising the child for his courage in my sorrow.

***

I had three daughters back there, in the wilderness, hallowed be Jason. Yolanda, Letty and Tania. Yolanda died young, to a grizzly bear, maybe the one we went across this fateful day. We came back to the village of my childhood when Tania was almost too old to be breastfed. It was deserted. No sign of life anywhere. Everybody was dead. I found the corpse and the doomed blade of the murderer, Secret Torres, may he be cursed for his deeds.
My daughters started to give birth to children and the settlement started to thrive again. I had a still and peaceful life and died of old age close to my children. Several generations have lived there when I write those lines, and this is thanks to the bravery of Oscar Torres.

You will be remembered, my brave son.

#47 Re: Main Forum » deaf mode » 2018-07-19 17:33:00

jasonrohrer wrote:

Here, they have a 360 view of their surroundings.

Ahem, now that we talk about it, is there any plan to widen what is shown on screen?
https://onehouronelife.com/forums/viewt … 552#p24552

Which would indeed benefit deaf players too.

#48 Re: Main Forum » No more URLs in subject lines » 2018-07-19 17:27:53

Damn, there goes my subscription to muscletrainrelief and healthcaresupchat!

#49 Re: Main Forum » [DOWNLOAD] Windows Client with additions (updated over time) » 2018-07-19 16:09:27

Alleria wrote:

especially the versions that don't have a Bitcoin miner embedded.

So that's the reason behind the lags!

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