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Doesn’t make much sense to me either, all I can think of is
1. New players.
2. AFK players.
3. Players who want to suicide but only do it when they have hair (I know, it’s weird, but I’ve had a lot of these people as my kids.)

I was Mary. I'd been working and knew nothing of the temple, or what was going on, and one day the elderly sponge and her two children approached me and told me you were a griefer, trying to kill off the lineage. I was the only one with a knife, as far as I knew, so I knew I had to do something.

I almost stabbed you a couple times, but you were fast and dodged me swiftly. I noticed you weren't fighting back, and we sort of stared each other down for a while. Figured you were indeed innocent, as you weren't shooting anyone, and so I put my knife back before I began to starve and ran for food. The second I left, I heard the familiar "murder scream" and before I could eat, ran back over and stabbed you.

It looked really suspicious, but I admit, I didn't know the backstory. Sorry, bud. I wish I knew what was really going on.

At least for once in my life I have some competition

Hello Loaf,

My internet went out for a while so I couldn't respond immediately, sorry! I wrote a story about our lives. Thanks for the wonderful time together, as well as the grave and reaching out in the afterlife!

Hi Ifeanychukwu. Awesome forum name, by the way.

I understood your efforts, it was simply too hard to clean up the Mrs that everyone was making. Your sister had what seemed like a dozen babies and Rocky, well, spent his life griefing. If it weren’t for you, the camp would have gone totally overboard, so thank you for your efforts. See you in another life.

— moist

Alright, post back whenever ready

The skirts were all there when I spawned. I have no idea why someone would make that many skirts, but it was convenient.

You're fertile 14-40.

+1.

The griefers are still out there, just more discreet to avoid being cursed. Still a huge upgrade though!

Donkey Town should be as far away as the Tutorial is. Impossible to reach the bell, no matter how long you’ve been running.