What's the funniest thing you've named your baby?

Lotus · 2018-09-15 15:13:02

Mine would have to be Oluwademilade Moist.
Good times.

What about you?

WalrusesConquer · 2018-09-15 16:02:17

I called one Beetroot. It changed to Becky...probably for the best

kguciosek · 2018-09-15 16:46:34

I like to name children Crowbar but then they change to Crowley.
Funniest name i have seen so far was Brick.

MultiLife · 2018-09-15 17:49:53

Moon Moon.

Tea · 2018-09-15 17:57:17

I love to name my kids Mojito. It always changes to Mojolaoluwa and that's the best name.

Those who get the names are always my best kids !

helloworld · 2018-09-15 20:10:26

I like to name my black kids chocolate, but sometimes they say n and suicides lol
Or coco for of course black kids.
Snow or snowflakes for white

InSpace · 2018-09-15 20:21:40

Bob, or variations of bob.
Like beb, bab, bobby, bobobobobobob, bub, bobbeyo, bobbibo, bobthebob

Randomname · 2018-09-15 20:27:41

I rather liked Magic Magi, don't think it's funny though. Once accidentally called a boy Pocahontas by naming him something else (I now can't remember) which made me laugh.

helloworld · 2018-09-15 20:33:42

InSpace you better not be the one who create” bob” only cults. I swear to god after that experience i killl all bobs. I was in town where u can only name children bob, and if not they kill u and ur kid. I end up raising my daughter and son henry, king, and queen. King end up killing the crowned bob and ending that tyrant’s rule. And finally overthrow that stupid bob culty town. Fk bobs

D3mon1cblack · 2018-09-15 22:00:52

supreme moist and pocket rocket

pein · 2018-09-15 22:03:48

once i was johnny sin

NoraRose86 · 2018-09-15 22:59:34

Haha I've had a few of you as my mom...I was once Pocket Rocket and I had a sister named Beetroot.

I usually name my children after flowers. One time I couldn't think of what to name a son, so I named him Weed. It changed his name to something else I can't remember. He told me next time try Bud.

Turnipseed · 2018-09-15 23:31:21

Master baity lol kills me every time

happynova · 2018-09-15 23:35:03

I named a kid Ivory Soap once, but they really didn't appreciate it. Kid ran right off and poked a bear.

GreatShawn · 2018-09-16 01:43:06

Once called a kid "kid"

Doctor Steve · 2018-09-16 07:03:33

Every time I'm born into the Moist line, I ask to be called "Dick" so I become Dick Moist, but no one will do it lol

WalrusesConquer · 2018-09-16 07:11:19

NoraRose86 wrote:

Haha I've had a few of you as my mom...I was once Pocket Rocket and I had a sister named Beetroot.
I usually name my children after flowers. One time I couldn't think of what to name a son, so I named him Weed. It changed his name to something else I can't remember. He told me next time try Bud.

Betty?! Is that you!

Go! Bwah! · 2018-09-16 07:44:17

"Doug Burdock"

Kitaelia · 2018-09-16 12:29:00

Lotus wrote:

Mine would have to be Oluwademilade Moist.
Good times.
What about you?

I wonder if I've had you as my mom once.. I was Oluwadunmininu Hamstra the other night. Mom held me up to Grandma and Grandma said something along the lines of "Well that's gonna be a hard one to moan." Hahahaha I nearly died laughing xD

Lotus · 2018-09-16 13:03:42

Kitaelia wrote:

Lotus wrote:
Mine would have to be Oluwademilade Moist.
Good times.
What about you?
I wonder if I've had you as my mom once.. I was Oluwadunmininu Hamstra the other night. Mom held me up to Grandma and Grandma said something along the lines of "Well that's gonna be a hard one to moan." Hahahaha I nearly died laughing xD

I'm dead! Yeah, I was your Mom. Good times.

karltown_veteran · 2018-09-17 00:29:29

supercallousegotisticexpectalottadoughnuts

Ive never named someone this but I should

startafight · 2018-09-17 04:46:26

i was born into the dover family and my grandmother asked me and a sister or cousin to name all our kids ben.... ben dover.... i hope i made you proud gamma

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=949420

Matbat · 2018-09-17 05:49:40

The long Oluwa and Chukwu names are gonna appear a lot here I imagine.
The one and only name that had me laughing hard before it became dull to me was Ebubechukwu.
Just how it rolls off the tongue and sounds silly was enough for me to invest and learn all the chukwu names, and eventually learning some of the longer Oluwa names.
Another one I saw once was baby I assisted in naming Ole Elder, never knew if they survived to old age though.

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Doctor Steve · 2018-09-18 05:17:29

Dickson Muncher

InSpace · 2018-09-18 05:22:15

helloworld wrote:

InSpace you better not be the one who create” bob” only cults. I swear to god after that experience i killl all bobs. I was in town where u can only name children bob, and if not they kill u and ur kid. I end up raising my daughter and son henry, king, and queen. King end up killing the crowned bob and ending that tyrant’s rule. And finally overthrow that stupid bob culty town. Fk bobs

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