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Yeah but they just announced that theyre saying goodbye to the apocalypse and that it was a bad idea.

That'd just mean alot, alot of incest. And dont get me wrong, I am the woman who always married her brother so im all for it but that might not be everyones cup of tea.

Id love to have some Adams, brim em on!

Haha yes I get called the master of making up weird role plays, just look at all the names I go by! Hearing that I made you and the people in this thread laugh made my day. Thank you

Greta (Aka master Oliver the great) has found you and you made her laugh. Thank you, filthy peasant.

But let me clear up some things here since you seem to be interested where I came from and how in the heavens I got all those knives. I was actually ruler of that town the life before I was Greta. I was master Oliver. I went off and raided the woods for clothes and stumbled across a backpack with 3 knives, a shirt, some pants and a horse. I returned to my village on said horse and wanted to see what I could get away with. So I started bossing people around. I lived as master Oliver the great (With 7 wives and 30 children) until I was 40, then I got stabbed. But then I was reborn in the same village as a woman this time (Greta), as soon as I was old enough to grab things I took my stuff and hid my horse. Master Oliver would be back! And so when o turned 12 I hopped on my horse and started ruling the village again. I had many children as Greta, but most of them died because I wouldn’t leave my horse to feed them. And I actually remember you, you were a good peasant.
Thank you for telling me all this. I never knew I had such an influence on people.

Hope that makes sense kinda.
Whatever chance I get to ride I horse, I become master Oliver. So you’ll probably see me again

Awh shucks, I might aswell tell the story of how the religion came to be now that I'm here.

I was an unamed baby girl (This was way before naming people was a thing, it was even before the family update actually) in a small town. It was me, my mother and my seven siblings and four or five uncles. It was an awful lot of people for such a small town and it showed. Nobody had bothered to farm and the food was running out. People were panicking because we didn't have enough food to last all of us the 5 years it took for crops to grow. Fmine came and people died like flies, I had just turned old enough to eat for myself when my mother died. My food was running out as I frantically looked for something to eat. The farm wasn't ready yet, the baskets were empty and all the berry buskes ahd been picked clean. I ran until my hunger was at the last bar, looking for something to eat. Then I saw it, a berry bush that hadn't been touched. 5 berries just for me, it'd last me until the carrots would grow. I quickly ate a few then I rushed to get a basket to pick the berries to give to one of my siblings or aunts but when I arrived at the village everyone was gone. A row of corpses decorated the tiny little village, the corpses of my family. I stood there looking at it, amazed. Out of 12 people I was the only survivor. There must be a reason for this I thought. And then it came to me, like a vision. It was the Anti-Spider God who had saved me. It all became so clear, the spiders had eaten the crops and then they ate my family! That's why they died! I started praying to the god that had so graciously saved me. So the spiders wouldn't eat my bones, just like it did my mothers.  Time came and went and I prayed every day. Then I got a little baby girl, I taught her everything I knew about our god and she was a good follower and got many children that she taught our wisdom to.

Now I take every chance I get to spread my wisdom to small villages like the one I was saved in.

Denyers shall perish