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#77 Re: Main Forum » to my dear twin sister cleopatra snow » 2018-08-16 20:42:49

Looks like My daughter Cleopatra had a great life cut short.  RIP

#78 Main Forum » My life as a Revis -- Sam Revis II » 2018-08-16 10:12:05

I am Pharo
Replies: 3

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=872486

TL;DR : 
Twins life was crazy: Thieves, Vigilantes, and Bears, Oh my! --- A cool story, bro.


Setting : Server one - The town with two horribly placed stone walls behind two of three town center forges
(I remember seeing the guy put them their while working as smith in past life)
Maybe you know the place?

Cast of Characters:

Your Protagonists and Anti-Heros --
The Shepherd Twins of Mother Hoang (no lastname)

Sam Revis II (Eve Pharo),
Nameer (twin brother Mikyuu),
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http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=872486

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Our Surrogate Mother and Blacksmith, overall sane person in a town gone mad.
Lilly Revis II
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … _id=872486

Honorable Ally in Retribution
Levi Revis
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … _id=872362

-The Antagonists, Thieves, and Griefers.-

Luna Revis (Initial theif griefer),
Luan( seeking to avenge sisters death),
Skip (seeking to avenge sisters deaths, aides Barbara in twins),

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=872355
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Barbara (reactionary murderer of my twin) ,
Kenya (knife hiding griefer trying to keep peace),
Nour (Killed in action defending griefers).

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … _id=872486

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Maxine the medic who keeps Griefer Skip alive)
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=872521






I was born a twin in a well populated town 15+ with Mikyuu,

to a mother Hoang with no last name,

i plead for a surrogate mom with a last name to name us,

but only I get the name,

as it was really hard to communicate that between one and three years old.


Mother dies after naming twin Namebegger - Nameer- 

and Surrogate mother instruct us to work on sheep, is making a knife just for us.

Enter Luna:
Luna steals blank,
We all plead with her to return it,
but instead she
makes blade,
steals file,
makes Knife.
Runs.
Phewmmm

As there are multiple bows and arrows right near the forge,

Mikyuu, our surrogate mom Lily Revis II, hunt her down.

Mikyuu aka Nameer shoots Luna down

In her last words,
She claims she has done nothing wrong
willfully resisting the blacksmiths demands,
and bleeds out in front of a startled audience gathered in the town square...


"Hooray,
we are fourteen and
Peace.
Is.
Restored.

lets go get back our stolen goods....
I recover backpack and file,
and the kniiiif--"

"----NOPE!!!"

Kenya steals knife,
"NO YOU CANT HAVE THAT"
Frustrated AF, Lilly Revis II, Nameer, and I yell at her to give it back...

"NO"
she vanishes into the north east with the knife in her pack.

Meanwhile:

Luna's sister, Luan, comes back with a bow trying to get revenge for killing her thieving sister...
But nope, not how this goes down.  Not today.


People are still reacting to the execution of the perpetrator,
grave still fresh, asking why they died, and start hiding bows.

Shortly after,
Kenya returns to town
with one less knife
in her backpack,
claiming to not have taken it....

Seeds of doubt are cast on the facts, my Mom and twin both saw Kenya take our family knife and run. 
Even my sister Kanna falls for the misinformation,
final words before starvation "She didn't have it"
SMH,
um,yes...
yes, she did!
You should have minded your business and gotten food, sis. 
We've got this.
RIP


Kenya, tragically, was blinded by her ideals and not the situation at hand,
hoped to restore peace and stop the violence,
but did not realize by doing so,
she was obstructing  justice,
stealing and misplacing our stolen knife,
our tool,
to do
our only job...
chop sheep into mutton when we had too many sheep from feeding them.

Ain't nobody got time for that,
we've been negotiating for our own knife for fifteen years!!

To make up for lost time, I quickly pop her with the bow...
people gasp, the babies under five are confused by chaos. 
They don't know they are witnessing justice and retribution, not griefing.
Who can blame them, entering during such a chaotic era. 

They don't understand my mom, my brother and I need our stolen tool back.

Among all this... this paranoid chatter, 

THREE. MORE. ADULTS.
want me and my twin brother
dead...

Enter

Misinformation is spreading again,
superficial reasoning explaining complicated periods of wild behavior.


These towns people who were not witness
to the crimes of Luna, and the resulting backlash against our anti-heros.
panic and take arms against the twins,

Our surrogate mom Lilly II is chasing these people around explaining to them that we are the righteous ones, but people keep taking bows and arrows, either hiding them or chasing us around town.


Skip and Nour join together to help Barbara murder my brother with a bow, we are 16...
but doesn't think to feed her, she starves out,
and my twin brother's flame burns out as does the town fire 
T-T


RIP Twin
i am avenging my Twin,
and Skip is that last
player to get checked off of on Pharo's naughty list.

Enter, my brother Lukas pleading with me to stop,
"the villagers are getting scared"
but I am getting justice for our brother,
my fallen twin,
and all of this village's time being wasted on playing keepaway with us shepards.


Fortunately I had an unknown ally, Levi Revis,
who unbeknowst to us, recovered the knife that Kenya stole off of Luna's corpse,
and passed it back.

From then on,
Levi helped me avenging my brother, and hunt down Skip,
and i knew she would have my back if he got me, or I got him and no one would feed me out of confusion.
(he wasn't getting me).

Alright, he missed his shots, knife in the gut...

GG,



its finally all over..



lets wrap this up and get to wor----

--NOPE!!

Maxine Revis a medic player who clearly had no idea how all this began,
enters from stage fucking left....

healed Skip over....

and over
again,

unknowingly



prolonging


our grief...

He proved not to be a worthy foe,
Levi and I would grab his missed arrows. 

Taunting him, we pursued him with bread in hand offering to feed him. 
He was a really bad shot, and i was really frustrated twenty minutes of dealing with this B.S.

He escapes us, bread in my hand as me and Levi are dying from laughter.
"ARWKKK"

Our elation sinks to grave concern as we hear a distant murder...
who is murdering now?!
We move toward the scene..

That fool Skip shot an innocent baby boy,
that me the perfect opening to strike, and end this,
and seek redemption from the town...
I am probably twenty two by now...

not long after,
things began to settle down.
Exhausted from the frustration,
and unable to find my partner Levi,
whom I had correctly assumed died,
I hand my pack and knife to a girl that was the tending sheep,

Finally was able to return the file to the smith.

The sun peaked through the clouds of this dark period,
and so I began to make upon much more modest work,

like gathering fire wood, and helping the young find their way.


BEARRRR!!!

looks like someone brought a bear to town,
but this time something was different.
We were able to work together and find some of the equipment hidden during the skirmish,
and we put down swiftly.

things did get a whole lot better, and the family lived here for seven more generations to my knowledge.


I lived to 58, having felt that order was restored and the community began to flourish again.

GG

#79 Re: Main Forum » Cute prank tips for beginners » 2018-08-14 08:45:07

Does this game or forum have a service agreement, and does xxx90x's behavior violate it.  Asking for a friend.

#80 Re: Main Forum » Your best children » 2018-08-13 19:06:06

Jk Howling wrote:

First child that came to my mind was a daughter during one of my more successful eve runs [15 gens]. She got to work right away setting up the farm in nice 3x3 patches and had berries as well as a few other veggies growing pretty quickly, while I worked on getting steel tools going.

I think by the time I died as an eve they were already planning out the sheep pen, was a very solid start thanks to the kids I'd been given who knew what they were doing, and stuck around. Sadly it died off due to an update- babies stopped being born.

JK howling, do you name your daughters Aphrodite?

If you see a baby say "!"  that is probably me, realizing it is you, in excitement I am about to have a good life.

#81 Re: Main Forum » Your best children » 2018-08-13 19:04:05

I think my favorite kids or family members have been Mirelli, Ribbz, Turnipseed, off the top of my head.

Mirelli is THE fucking sniper of trolls and griefers, and we've been through numerous battles protecting our towns.

Mirelli, Ribbz and Turnipseed know all the recipes and do all the roles they have to in order to sustain a village.

10/10 stars - highly recommend these family members.

#82 Re: Main Forum » Sthilaire family- Alanis » 2018-08-13 18:53:30

marsrider wrote:

I happened to be one of the last 2 people on this line, we had a huge prospering city and it could have gone for many more generations, but one fucking asshole killed all the women. Ted Shtilaire, I'm so glad you got what you deserve - a ton of curses and a blade between your ribs! Fuck you!
Now on the brighter note, when me and my old cousin were left alone, we took care of the city, cleaned it up a bit and miraculously my cousin found an Eve and a baby girl!!! A miracle! And just before we died, she gave a birth to one more. They were the future of the city. I promised to reincarnate and get back asap to the Fruit line and after around 40 newborn deaths I managed! It was incredible to see the town flourishing, full of people and expanding even more! So glad that fucker Ted did achieve his goals! I lived a full life and made a ton of saurkraut big_smile It was also amazing to meet one other guy from the old city, also reborn - Sam!

If you were there in any of those line, how was it?

Shtilaire line: http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … _id=855287
Fruit line: http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=857330

Hey Marsrider, I was the old lady Charlie, who dyed the clothes towards the end, idk if ted killed the girls or chased them off into starvation, bc they seemed to die that way, i think he killed two boys, james, and my son Osiris the fifth, i think.

Im glad to hear an eve found it, must have been Eve Fruit, because that was the family name of the people I just saw living there.
Had to stab a bitch for threatening people relentlessly. 

"What are you going to do about it old man" 
...said the player about to be stabbed by someone with no time for that BS.

It seemed to calm down after that, but i think the update may have affected who spawns there. 
It might be over now.

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … _id=857554

#83 Re: Main Forum » I am being bullied on the forum. » 2018-08-13 07:19:29

subria wrote:

Aurora is a Japanese. Maybe she can help you. I from Asia too. Except griefer and language, I have no any problem in this game.

Pls don't fall for this dumb motherfucker's bull shit.  Read the entire post, he is just a troll.

#84 Re: Main Forum » Murder by Butter knife. » 2018-08-12 02:41:47

Yeah, the game is broken AF right now. 
You have to protect butter like the file now,
and be suspicious of people around butter.
Welcome to OneHourOneLife - Amish Hell edition.

#85 Re: News » Update: Bison and Butter » 2018-08-11 21:58:20

Hey Jason,
as you may have heard by now,
the butter knife is glitched in terms of its use in the murder mechanic,
and its breaking the rules of murder you have developed: 
Slowed movement,
blood tipped knife,
murder cooldown
being prohibited from feeding yourself, etc...
all broken by this knife right now.
Pls fix.

#87 Re: Main Forum » I am being bullied on the forum. » 2018-08-10 23:36:20

kubassa wrote:
xxx90x wrote:

Most Americans are extreme racist

LOL got to love it when a racist calls someone else racist.

From https://onehouronelife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=3228

xxx90x wrote:

The name of Vietnam? Sounds unimportant !!
Jason only likes the Great Japanese Empire in Asia. Forget your vain dreams
Huge Japanese Empire! haha

xxx90x, you're the bully, my guy.
No one likes you because you are a fucking dickhead that adds nothing of value to the conversation,
not because you are Japanese, or because you dress like a cheap anime villain.

#88 Re: Main Forum » Thanks pharo » 2018-08-03 19:25:54

I realize I am mixing up my eve spawns. 

I think i spawned in the town with the sheep pen on the east side as an eve once, and the town with the little sheep pen to the north twice.... i think thats how it went?!  Yesterday is kinda a blur now.  I am forgetting which fam is from which town...

#89 Re: Main Forum » Thanks pharo » 2018-08-03 19:20:04

Nice!

There is a Pharo II lineage that took place in that town, too.

Idk if you know this, but I spawned as an eve there twice.

You'll notice sometimes players from Pharo I and Pharo II killing each other.

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … _id=774288

#90 Re: Main Forum » Thanks pharo » 2018-08-03 09:45:49

Twas really great life, we got a lot accomplished a lot in that town.

Spawning as an Eve was cool,

but spawning in a village that can cooperate for consecutive generations

is the greatest fate one can have in OHOL.

Turnipseed - 10/10 Family Member - Highly Recommend - He makes life better.

Do you have the link to the fam?

#91 Re: Main Forum » I mean, you asked for it :/ » 2018-08-03 08:58:32

You were playing "Tyrant Gladiator" while everyone else is playing
"Will this punk ever stfu and work on something?"

Nothing you did was justifiable,
No one cares how little sleep you get,
you are wrong when you are well-rested,
well-fed,
and well-read.
Just accept that shit like a man, instead of fleeing to the "nobody's perfect defense"
when you realize your attacks are weak, ill-conceived, and meritless.

I get it you are a hyper-defensive person,
with no sense of reality,
as it is stated in your name
SO I'll write your apology,
pro bono, my guy:

"Hey OHOL Community,
I, FeignedSanity, was really tired one day, overreacted at a my given name,
thus acted like an asshole and committed genocide.
I realized after some thought,
the behavior I demonstrated was toxic,
and is damaging to the community we wish to build together here in OHOL. 

I evermore shall refrain from exhibiting such toxic behavior,
discourage this behavior,
and cut it out of the game with my knife,
one griefer/troll at a time.
ILU All. 
F

Forever Pretending to Feel Affected by Reason,
FeignedSanity"

Do what you do best, and copy and paste this into your life, buddy.

#93 Re: Main Forum » I mean, you asked for it :/ » 2018-08-02 20:55:40

FeignedSanity wrote:

@pharo

Okay, first off, my mother did name me, you [person who doesn't care about my lies]. I was born, sat there on the tile, she picked me up, and said you are evil. Bing, Bam, Boom, that's how naming works, my good man. I really don't know what the fuck you're going on about.

Secondly, I never killed anyone unless they had a knife or a bow and arrow. I was even chatting it up with Linda but she unfortunately starved. I was not stopping anyone from working. I sat there in the village, with all of my arrows in my backpack. The only reason why nothing got done, was because everyone was too busy trying to kill me. That's not my fault. That was their decision. I didn't even eat the village food, I mostly lived off of wild berries and onions.

I regret to inform you that on top of being [the fucking man], you are also a [great player]. Like I said, I only intended to kill [every]one. But if you're going to try to kill me [for being a cunt], then I can be blamed when you end up dead .

Dear @IncelForLif369
oKaY, fIrSt oFf,

Read what I wrote, which described how MY MOM, who was murdered by you, didn't name you,
nor did the other victims of your Incel Rage. 

Guy doesn't even read these posts right, how are we going to expect you to be the paragon of truth and justice.
GTFOH, buddy.

You had arrows in your back pack, a knife, and an Arrow in your bow,
talking on an on, much like you are doing now. 
People like you make this game unplayable.
So on behalf of the community,
Eat a duffel bag of dicks.

I Have the Honor to be Your Obedient Servant,
Pharo

#94 Re: Main Forum » I mean, you asked for it :/ » 2018-08-02 20:45:09

Potjeh wrote:

Make all the excuses you want, you're still a cunt and the game would be better off without you.

This.

#95 Re: Main Forum » I mean, you asked for it :/ » 2018-08-02 11:12:38

FeignedSanity wrote:

Well, I know I'm going to get some heat for this, but they had it coming. I just wanted the one kill, but the village forced my hand. I never wanted to kill the village, but that's what happens. So I suppose I will apologize for wiping out the Righter line, as that was not my intention.

So I'm doing my usual OHOL thing, making potatos and giving my children mismatched names; when I get born into the Righter family. It's a nice little village with a large berry farm, sheep pen, tools and stew on the way. I start making the usual plans for a backpack and potatoes when my Mother names me. She named me "Evil".

I said, "Okay, really? It's time to role play tongue" So I was the evil child crafting a bow and arrow in the shadows to take down my mother and live up to the name she gave me. Needless to say, I dispatched her easily (along with the mandatory evil laugh). I only wanted the one kill and took the inevitable curses. But immediately people start running off to make their own bows and arrows. I warned them not to challenge me, but no one was listening.

So I figured this would be nice, I'm usually up for a good challenge. And one after another, they all fell to my bow (one even accused me of cheating XD, and lets not forget the classic "you're so lucky" tongue). The only exception was the girl, she was obviously hacking of some sort. A six year old girl, picking up a bow and walking around with it. I asked her, how she was picking it up at such a young age. She feigned ignorance and claimed that "she was just as surprised as me". She set it down to go eat some berries. Then, I follow her and she goes right back to the bow and picks it up again. Okay, this is no accident. So I shot her before she could get her hands on an arrow, I wasn't taking any chances with someone who seemed to be messing with the code or something; especially after the other day where some woman was running around at normal speed after just shooting someone. Not sure what's going on, but it seems some people are cheating the system somehow.

So anyway, I've kind of stopped posting on the forums as I don't really have the time; but I wanted to post this one story out of all the others. It's honestly kind of admirable, if foolish, how people seem to just line up in front of your bow after you've killed 4 others. They're probably thinking "yeah, they all died, but I'll be the one XP" Also, to the guy asking who I was, I never got to answer. So this is me. Also, it's a bummer about crystal, I know you were going to be my first opponent, but the boar got you first T.T


TLDR: It appears that OHOL players may have started hacking (it seems reasonable to assume from what I understand of the game). So that's something to look forward to. Also, if you see someone mowing down every guy coming after him with a bow, but shows no interest in killing innocent town folks; maybe don't line up like trees in front of the chain saw. Especially if you're one of the last few fertile females. You're supposed to be trying to stay alive, not suicide.


Edit: Not sure how to post the family tree thing, or if I even should; but I figure it can't hurt. So here it is, I think. http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=765960

They had it coming?
Nah, fam. 

You were totally power tripping, and being a tyrant. 


I was born into that family,
You shot my mom for no justifiable reason, while i was a baby. 
My mom didn't name you, the kids in the village didn't name you...
How did we have it coming, by joining the server? 
GTFOH, buddy.

We couldn't work, you just kept droning
on and on
and on and on
instead of, you know....
helping the village in anyway what soever. 
Nope, She just stood in the center of town, shooting people,
provoking, and threatening kids who couldn't even hold a weapon.


We just wanted to live in peace,
we were trying to work. 
You wouldn't go away,
Just standing in town with all the weapons, slaughtering everyone. 


You are a griefer and a troll.
Simple.


TL:DR
Town productivity came to a complete standstill with this player in our town.
1/10 stars, pretty lame villain role-play, would not recommend for your village.
Dicktator is a way better villain. #IncelGamersAttack

#96 Re: Main Forum » Samuel the buritoooooo king! » 2018-07-31 08:10:15

Thank you Burrito King, you showed up at the perfect time, and avenged me!

#97 Main Forum » Lag Spike Server 1 - Kills family » 2018-07-31 04:03:14

I am Pharo
Replies: 8

Hey everyone, I've been playing on server 1 today, and on my last log in, lag struck and aced my family.
- @Ribbz will drop a link later  -


I was in my mother's arms at the time of the lag spike
Notice the three players died a minute before me.


Everything stopped, except ambient animations for flowering milkweed, and breathing.

When the lag ceased, i was surrounded by three skeletons.

RIP
Pharo

#98 Re: Main Forum » Do you curse people for casual reason ? » 2018-07-30 10:12:27

1. A curse (as of v126) is only one tenth of the required votes to apply the Curse Speech Bubble,
so a frivolous curse only hurts the player who Curses without community support.

2. It is spelled "Deplorable" and is a word that could be better used
to describe the Mushroom Cult, when they sacrifices babies, for example.

1/10th of the Curse is really not serious. 
It happens to me from time to time,
and I haven't received the cool speech bubble yet.

#99 Re: Main Forum » I am Eve Chu or Eve Lee, and I bring asian names. ( RICE PLS!) » 2018-07-30 05:23:14

Yo Chu, How's it going?

Update: some incel-racist clown fucked up your sign,
and i don't take kindly to racism, so i returned the favor.

Made it to old age, no murders outside of the law.  XD

#100 Re: Main Forum » Deliberately lagging server out » 2018-07-29 04:28:40

Anyone else notice a similarity between the Nameless player in the Pharo tree,
mentioned in the thread by Pien "Fucked up life (Pharro family)   
*yes i kept the spelling error so you can find it*

and Tom White
from the family of topic in this thread?

Pharo Tree - Nameless
Final words: "Five One Zero Kda"

White Tree - Tom White
Final words: "I lived prosper, lorenzo white killed this town stabbing ppl"

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