Samuel the buritoooooo king!

TheRedBug · 2018-07-31 00:12:36

I was born is a medium sized village from a queen. I spent my kid days making four stacks of burritos and handing them to the village, when someone said

"I have found a village north"

So the burrito perosn had to provide the locals some burritooooos!

My mom gave me her crown and her apron and knife, so i grabbed a horse and went north. But there was no sign of any village north...
Something was wrong...
I went back to town but i found the explorer and another women who wanted to join the explorer.... when the explorer stabbed the woman and hid behind a tree.

Burrito king couln't bera such cruelty.

Burrito king jumped out of his horse and stabbed the bad perosn.
Victim and i both cursed the killer. They both died almost at the same time tho.

Then i died of starvation while holding my Knife.
No burritos were offered to the inexistant northern village.
But, the burritooooooo king did a good job.
No griefer can grief under the watchful eye of the buritooooo king!

startafight · 2018-07-31 05:07:33

all hail the burrito king! may your wise justice extend to all burrito kingdoms

I am Pharo · 2018-07-31 08:10:15

Thank you Burrito King, you showed up at the perfect time, and avenged me!

TheRedBug · 2018-07-31 12:58:52

I am Pharo wrote:

Thank you Burrito King, you showed up at the perfect time, and avenged me!

We did well, partner.
We did well

Next time, do NOT run with someone out of town if this someone has a weapon

PunkyFickle · 2018-07-31 14:48:32

Burrito? What is that? A solid kind of stew?

Btw, pork tacos are the pinnacle of food. Why not pork tacos?

TheRedBug · 2018-07-31 15:19:07

Tjere was too much wheat around and we had a huge bean farm so c:

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Samuel the buritoooooo king!

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