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Please don't do this, so many of my best lives started with an Eve that initially abandoned me but broke down and picked me up after I kept following.
Yep. It's that kind of stuff that makes this game, and the stories that happen, amazing
Prior to bananas, getting a settlement up and running was a knife-edge challenge (which is great!). A hopeless task for a newbie, but just barely doable with some experience. The main dynamic is that until you get a well-run farm going, you have JUST ENOUGH natural food to carry you through - but you can feel the time pressure as you see it running out. You have to go further afield to get what you need, which itself adds to the time pressure since it takes you longer to get anything done.
Every now and then you run across a sizeable cache of food - a cluster of cacti with fruit, a new grasslands area with berry bushes - and a wave of relief passes over you as you realize you've bought a little more time. Getting the kiln up and making plates opens up omelettes and marks a major milestone; you're not out of the woods, and it has trade-offs, but it represents a big breakthrough and grants a well-earned respite.
This is awesome gameplay.
Bananas are so filling, so plentiful, and so quick to regrow that it basically takes all the pressure off. It's no longer a knife-edge challenge. And you can take advantage of it immediately without any precursor technology (like plates). This is not awesome gameplay.
I wouldn't want to see a nerf to berries, cacti, eggs, and rabbits, or to the quantities of the non-respawning foods. They seem to be just right. Bananas are the outlier to be fixed. I like that they're high-reward and high-risk, or at least are supposed to be. But we the players have figured out how to minimize the risk while reaping the reward, which makes the mosquitos annoying and disruptive rather than dangerous. I'm not sure how to fix that.
You said it perfectly
Feed shorn sheep -> wool + dung
Feed grown sheep -> dung only
Feed lamb -> New sheep + dungSo if you just want some dung, you feed a grown sheep and don't have to bother with over production of meat.
+1
Stormyzabeast wrote:I survive being bitten all the time. Just keep your temp in the middle by moving to a cooler area if need be and hope your hunger meter was full lol. Also try to have food ready for when it goes away
Have you even played the new patch?
Uh, yeah? Just play smart and you'll live...
Finding a small bone needle while sprites of rain are falling on screen seems fun
Lol! It could just have like a bluish filter over the screen and an occasional flash of lightning.
Apparently it can't be done though so oh well!
I survive being bitten all the time. Just keep your temp in the middle by moving to a cooler area if need be and hope your hunger meter was full lol. Also try to have food ready for when it goes away
I'm thankful for imgur
And for the turkeys and the feathered caps
https://imgur.com/a/kQeFKsP
You're the Eve that dropped me on a rattlesnake as soon as I was born!! Lololol brutal
This turkey hat looks to good to be accident.
Also this is not a game, it is social experiment.
Agreed. The turkey hat was intentional
We should have rain. It can cause trouble by putting out fires, lowering temps so we're forced to make houses etc.
We could make rain catchers and it could refill ponds a little, water crops etc.
Agreed. I searched for thirty real time minutes yesterday and found two surface irons
Yeah, most places with experienced players do that already
Omg! Jungle biome!!! Squeeeeeeeeaaallll
Yeah go to settings and type serverX.onehouronelife.com with x being the server number of your choice. Avoid using server 3 as it's confirmed to be all sorts of messed up at the moments.
Make sure you check the use custom server box as well.
Hmmm, I tried that and it took a long time. I'll try again, thanks!
Same. That's all happening to me too. Can't even play the game right now :'(
Yeah my game is absolutely nuts too today. It's unplayable!! Everything diapers, can't pick stuff up, bushes suddenly full, lag. It's nuts!! Pissing me off
Yeah, I've had to suicide literally 12 times now trying to find a good server. Can you choose which one? I'm not good with that stuff
Idk! It's horrible and unplayable though :'(
Our whole Eve camp just disappeared!!!!!
This is happening to me! Everything's awful!
My Eve mom nor I could pick up tools. Berry bushes instantly re spawned when I click them. Everything is really messed up right now! Just now I couldn't pick up my new baby
Trust me, he listens. But ultimately it's his game. He's got plans and does things for a reason, whether to balance out problems, weed out things, teach us stuff, whatever. Just be patient
As everyone knows we have a lot of new players playing recently and as such they can range anywhere from competent to completely useless. Obviously keeping new players is a huge hinder in any sort of Eve camp since they generally eat all the food and then proceed to die leaving any future kids zero food to eat in their wake.
So how do we test how useful a baby is before we even ask if they're new? Reintroducing the temperature test.
When your child is born first get the baby to talk: Hi baby is normally enough to get most babies to say hi back to you. Now that we know our baby is loaded into the game properly we are going to set the baby near a perfect tile. Do not set the baby too far away or it may just move to a random warm tile. Depending on what the baby does will tell us whether the baby is worth keeping in an early game situation.
Baby instantly starts to follow you around: This baby either doesn't know that keeping warm lowers food drain rate, doesn't care to cost you more food loss, or is just too new in general. If male you always ALWAYS leave these babies to die. Unfortunately being male and new makes them of zero value to an Eve camp. The only thing worse than a new player is a new player who rolled male. They're a bigger resource drain and won't ever make up for what they use. On the flip side you probably don't want to keep girls in this category either but should you need girls you may have to bite the bullet.
Baby stays still where you left it: This means the baby is either AFK or lacks the knowledge or care to move to a better tile. These babies are probably okay to keep compared to the runner babies as they're at least not costing you even more resources by making themselves cold. If you want boys this is the starting line when it is acceptable to keep them should you want males in an early camp. Any girl in this category is likely a keeper solely based on the fact that with so many new players running around you are bound to lose a girl or two.
Baby moves to a perfect temperature tile: This is a good baby and as such should be prized over the other two category babies. You at the very least know the baby understands its one job is to stay warm while you attempt to juggle work and feeding them. Both genders of babies should be kept in this category regardless of how many boys and/or girls you have at the time. These babies can still end up being a bust but are much less likely to and are likely just better players overall.
Another variation of the temperature test is putting babies on slow fires in the desert. Obviously this should not be done repeatedly as once a baby has jumped from the fire they show they have the knowledge that being too hot drains their food faster. The up side to this fire method is you will quickly dispose of any afk babies or new players as the fire burns them alive.
Please do not use the temperature test on babies in towns. I know it is hard to play with a bunch of new players running around like chickens with their heads cut off but it is the best place for them to learn. On the other hand, Eve camps aren't the best of places to try to teach babies so weeding out a few of the less useful babies shouldn't be that big of a deal.
That's what I've been doing! I think they're figuring out to lie when you ask if they're new lol. Genius!
What is puzzling me is that I have gone from hitting a big town every 4th spawn or so, to spawning 20 times and not finding anything but wilderness and an eve that looks at me and says 'christ'.
It is a little better during the week when there aren't so many players. I was able to get to at least 3 generations is a decent spot that was warm and had lots of water.
One way I learned to play was, when I spawned as a guy, I left town as soon as I could and practiced setting up a camp and surviving without the pressure of babies popping out ever minute.
Yes yes yes!
I agree. Although it was funny when the boar got me right before I poped a baby. It was as if he performed a C-section.
Lmao!
I agree with the person above me. It could save a village and you don't have long to wait to respawn so, eh. I think it should stay