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#101 Re: Main Forum » A New Solution to the Father Problem » 2019-03-27 21:50:02
Creativty! Rainbows! Sprinkles! Cupcakes! Toothbrushes!
#102 Re: Main Forum » An Open Letter To Griefers » 2019-03-27 19:14:08
Please stay in there
#103 Re: Main Forum » Next Update - Spring Doors! » 2019-03-27 04:41:40
OMG THIS UPDATE IS MORE USELESS THAN TOOTHBRUSH FOR WHALES
WE NEED OLD CONTENT FIXES ASAP LIKE HITLER IS AFTER US
#104 Re: Main Forum » A Griefer's Guide to Pitbulls » 2019-03-26 17:10:49
These two kinds of people are the same:
- Entitled parents who blocks window seats on trains while trying to put their feet on the seats across the walkway so he/she can lie down and throwing their BB's diaper on other people's faces.
- Griefers who "help" (This is like hitler bragging about how he saved the world by killing 6 million jews so the world will no longer be ran by jews.)
#105 Re: Main Forum » My Bang List » 2019-03-26 17:00:49
I thought you said you were 14? Also +1 for not randomly mentioning your race!
Did i say i was 14? i didn't remember.
Age comes and goes by like no one can imagine
-GreatShawn, the great philosopher.
#106 Re: Main Forum » yay » 2019-03-26 03:57:27
GreatShawn wrote:Whatever wrote:GreatShawn these are the last 4 posts of you:
You are by far the most toxic person here on the forums
/blush
#when you know that you have a secret admire
Homosexuality is okay!
#107 Re: Main Forum » I rushed to judgement, thank god for my poor typing skills » 2019-03-25 19:36:17
"And they all lived happily after!"
#108 Re: Main Forum » Idea: raised by wolves concept » 2019-03-25 19:19:19
Healty choice for vegitarians
#109 Re: Main Forum » yay » 2019-03-25 18:43:00
GreatShawn these are the last 4 posts of you:
GreatShawn wrote:I feel like your behavior here is like a four year old having a temper tantrum over your neighbor stepping on your favorite ant and kills the neighbor's entire family, then you come here to find refuge and upload a moronic story about how your wrongdoing is all holy and correct. Too bad that we are normal humans unlike you and we choose to reject you.
GreatShawn wrote:Another obnoxious forumer
very exciting indeed
GreatShawn wrote:if your brain was dynamite,
there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.GreatShawn wrote:The only reason karltown is doing this is because she cannot enjoy the pleasure in real life other than masturbating. or other people are afraid to get aids from her.
You are by far the most toxic person here on the forums
/blush
#110 Re: Main Forum » My Bang List » 2019-03-25 18:41:59
hey, I'm 13, do you expect me to have sex with some random girl?
#111 Re: Main Forum » 'MOON' VILLAGE MURDERED - They tried to exile me. We exiled them » 2019-03-25 17:30:58
I feel like your behavior here is like a four year old having a temper tantrum over your neighbor stepping on your favorite ant and kills the neighbor's entire family, then you come here to find refuge and upload a moronic story about how your wrongdoing is all holy and correct. Too bad that we are normal humans unlike you and we choose to reject you.
#112 Re: Main Forum » yay » 2019-03-25 17:21:34
Another obnoxious forumer
very exciting indeed
#113 Re: Main Forum » A Griefer's Guide to Pitbulls » 2019-03-25 17:20:26
if your brain was dynamite,
there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.
#114 Re: Main Forum » My Bang List » 2019-03-25 17:16:44
The only reason karltown is doing this is because she cannot enjoy the pleasure in real life other than masturbating. or other people are afraid to get aids from her.
#115 Re: Main Forum » Everything About Food (Theorycrafting Guide) » 2019-03-23 23:08:09
In the end, water and iron are the ultimate roots of civilization.
#116 Re: Main Forum » Why carrot pies are the best » 2019-03-23 23:01:50
Why be so mean to them though. They deserve a lot
#117 Re: Main Forum » Why carrot pies are the best » 2019-03-23 22:57:57
The thing is, if you combine that one carrot with some berries, you get dung for compost, wool for clothes and enough mutton for 4 pies
The world always needs to leave some choices for vegans. they deserve great pies.
#118 Re: Main Forum » Why carrot pies are the best » 2019-03-23 22:31:20
We should be able to cultivate onions. And if you chop them in-game or hold some chopped onion it should make you have a crying emote.
#119 Re: Main Forum » What were your most fun lives? Things to try... » 2019-03-23 22:08:15
Were you the one who told me to build a wall as a child and paint it communist red?
No... Would like to know who did that though so he can join my communist guild.
#120 Re: Main Forum » Why carrot pies are the best » 2019-03-23 22:06:54
futurebird wrote:Wild wheat exits, can one make pie with wild carrots?
yep
Wild wild west with wild wild pies
#121 Re: Main Forum » What were your most fun lives? Things to try... » 2019-03-23 21:37:47
When I once gambled with my communist comerade in a russian casino
#122 Main Forum » Why carrot pies are the best » 2019-03-23 21:12:54
- GreatShawn
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I've actually never baked a carrot pie in-game, but based on what onetech tells me, it is in my opinion the best pie ever.
think about it this way:
carrots only give you 7 pips, but when combined with 1/4 of a wheat dough (and cooking it of course) , it gives quardriple the amount of pips (in total)!
so each bite gives you the equivalent of a carrot, when you ate all four pourtions it gives you nearly the amount of pips one carrot row would give you with only one carrot!
I know I didn't put into consideration the water and soil needed for the carrot, wheat and dough, but for a 14 year-old chinese communist teenager with extreamly strict parents this is the best calculation I can do. Maybe y'all geeks on the forum can do some further calculations into the efficiency of carrot pies so I can save some brain power for later use.
#123 Re: Main Forum » Y'all new people should join our discord » 2019-03-22 18:51:07
GreatShawn wrote:karltown_veteran wrote:I don't know how to give the link, but I need some fresh meat role-players on the discord so go join it and let's make it interesting.
Oh ill be your husband
Aight, sounds good. Are you on discord?
Now.
#124 Re: Main Forum » My Bang List » 2019-03-21 17:41:16
I fear that karltown is going to give everyone AIDS
Please dont infect me karltown i have a future and a house and a wife for me to smash.
#125 Re: Main Forum » Y'all new people should join our discord » 2019-03-21 17:22:24
I don't know how to give the link, but I need some fresh meat role-players on the discord so go join it and let's make it interesting.
Oh ill be your husband