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#126 Re: Main Forum » Cats, Rats & Sicknesses! » 2018-09-27 18:09:13
I love the idea of disease, but I think it's a bit early for it. We'd need rot. Like rotten food... I guess dirty food could work that way too. (finally eat those dirty tortillas!) Beyond that you'd need a way for the disease to manifest (beyond getting various color spots) like dysentery. Which needs having to toilet. Do we run around until we start making farting noises then run off to dig a hole to poop in? How much of our lives do we want to spend doing this? Maybe we could just vomit instead, and skip bringing washroom habits into the game. Eat bad food, you get sick and throw up and loose a bunch of energy points. Okay. Sounds good. Creative rant over. 
#127 Re: Main Forum » That guitar - and instruments in general » 2018-09-27 16:34:26
Here is a squash made into an ocarina. Now that's crude!
Panpipes made with reeds and string would be nice and simple.
reed bundle + flint = 2 cut reed bundles
cut reed bundle + thread = panpipes
Cut reed bundles could otherwise be used as kindling.
#128 Main Forum » That guitar - and instruments in general » 2018-09-27 16:13:18
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In the trailer Jason has a guitar in the corner. Which got me thinking on how to play instruments in game. Since notes have letters on a scale, how about when you hold an instrument and type the letters for the notes, it plays those notes - because CABBAGE is everyone's favorite tune!
What recipe do you think would make a guitar? <-- We need to speed that process up! 
#129 Re: Main Forum » The problem with wheat » 2018-09-27 13:05:25
or clay crock to store wheat, something like 10 wheat per crock
+1 YES!
#130 Re: Main Forum » Meanwhile in donkey town » 2018-09-27 12:52:50
If you look at the picture in the first post you'll see the name on littlemissmessy's google account is Haifa, which is Israeli.
I would think if anyone knew to quit it with the racism it would be her.
#131 Re: Main Forum » Eve summoning » 2018-09-27 12:41:17
The easiest solution is to have the game check the mothers family tree. If there are no fertile females left other than the mother, then make the next baby female.
#132 Re: Main Forum » Give me an emoticon. » 2018-09-27 11:54:01
What if sad females and children cried like a baby when they spoke.
Translation: Waaaaaa
#133 Re: Main Forum » Don't make oven base pens, make adobe half walls. » 2018-09-27 00:08:50
FREE RANGE SHEEP. Seriously. All this pen nonsense over nothing.
#134 Re: Main Forum » Give me an emoticon. » 2018-09-26 19:14:04
Yes! Different face parts lead not only to emotions but genetics as well!
By separating the character parts they can be swapped around leading to all sorts of unique characters.
I'm still looking forward to 100 different base types, but mix them up and you have thousands!
AWESOME 
#135 Re: Main Forum » Mallet + stakes = floor stakes, for road building » 2018-09-26 19:07:03
Or make the floor stakes happen on the first hit with the stone.
#136 Re: Main Forum » New sheep pen meta » 2018-09-26 05:28:09
Pen is, or not pen is, that is the question.
#137 Re: Main Forum » New sheep pen meta » 2018-09-26 04:22:37
Welcome to the new meta. ...
That is the fugliest thing ever. Thank you.
Jason, please make trash pits great again!
#138 Re: Main Forum » How long till you can reborn into same lineage? » 2018-09-26 03:29:33
I believe if you live beyond 30 you are banned from that lineage for two hours.
As for 60 year old resurrected Eves I have no idea.
#139 Re: Main Forum » Let's lay some love down on Jason » 2018-09-26 03:27:15
I love the geese. I love the poop egg goslings. I love the head choppy stump. I love the attention to detail. Running about with their heads cut off. The floppy feet when you put them down. I love omelettes. I love their cute little honk when you pull a feather and the swimming around for a bit. There is so much to geese. Wonderful. Thank you!
#140 Re: Main Forum » New sheep pen meta » 2018-09-26 02:34:39
What could the new sheep pen recipe be now?
Free range sheep. Or having real herding dogs.
#141 Re: Main Forum » Mining for finite resources. » 2018-09-26 02:33:10
What we need though, is the ability to put boulders in horse carts.
DOUBLE HORSE CARTS!
#142 Re: Main Forum » New sheep pen meta » 2018-09-26 02:30:35
Congrats to everyone who bitched and moaned about the horrendously ugly trash pit pens! Now you'll get to enjoy marked grave pens and adobe base pens instead, which are much more beautiful I think.
Hope you're happy with the change
I know. Ugh. The worst part is now trash pits last five minutes. What's the use in that? No one will ever dig one again.
#143 Re: Main Forum » Stop making lazy sheep pens. » 2018-09-25 18:32:43
Clearly the future needs electric fences, and if you touch them it should make a nice shocking sound maybe frazzle the screen a bit and loose you a health point. LOL
#144 Re: Main Forum » Steam: I've decided to do it » 2018-09-25 16:57:31
Oh, and before it goes on Steam I think you should really add those extra ginger and black characters. The last thing the game needs is what looks like unbalanced representation and the stupid reviews that would bring. 
#145 Re: Main Forum » How often do you Murder? » 2018-09-25 16:46:59
I don't murder. But I did accidentally kill a baker when I was trying to giver her my knife and drop it on the ground.
She walked onto that spot just as I dropped it. I'm so sorry!
#146 Re: Main Forum » Other graphic for composting compost pile (flies?) » 2018-09-25 14:26:39
Excellent idea. The fresh grave fly would love a poopy pile to circle.
#147 Re: Main Forum » Steam: I've decided to do it » 2018-09-25 14:21:12
Remember when we didn't have graphical user interfaces? Almost no one used computers back then...
Those were the days!
EDIT: One request though... Please double the view area for the Steam version! Or allow people to select 1x, 2x, 3x, in the settings menu. Thank you!
#148 Re: Main Forum » Wait . . . » 2018-09-24 23:56:48
Banned in the game or just in the forums? Does Superfun2 get a free Steam key?
#149 Re: Main Forum » Popcorn and Domestic Saplings » 2018-09-24 22:19:31
The reason they're weak skewers is to prevent you from just farming saplings and using that to till all your rows forever. Basically people would just farm skewers instead of making actual hoes.
But then you'd need to waste a skewer to till the soil to plant a new skewer, that's some pretty bad returns.
#150 Re: Main Forum » A simple guide on how to delete bear caves. » 2018-09-24 22:14:47
JUST FIXED!
Bear and goose now move 2 south instead of 1, helping to eliminate disappearing cave and stump bug.