a multiplayer game of parenting and civilization building
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Feel free to summon lots of bears in DonkeyTown.
They love bears.
They have a shitlode of milkweed in the wild, ponds with gooses and the knowledge to make bow and arrows. I think they will be fine.
Caprys wrote:I miss donkeytown. There are berries on the wild bushes, wild onions, burdock, wild carrots in the savannah. You can play with the other donkeys that aren't your race. Build a nice little camp together or a big town without having to worry about kids. No pressure. Food doesn't run out because there aren't enough locust to eat it all. No bears, no boars, no wolves in town. It's like heaven. Donkeys are eating rice pudding with golden spoons while the rest is suffering. It is actually kinda funny if you think about it.
And, they can open iron veins every life because they are eve's.
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I have never grieved. I'm actually more like a mule then a real donkey. But there is a first time for everything.
I miss donkeytown. There are berries on the wild bushes, wild onions, burdock, wild carrots in the savannah. You can play with the other donkeys that aren't your race. Build a nice little camp together or a big town without having to worry about kids. No pressure. Food doesn't run out because there aren't enough locust to eat it all. No bears, no boars, no wolves in town. It's like heaven. Donkeys are eating rice pudding with golden spoons while the rest is suffering. It is actually kinda funny if you think about it.
And, they can open iron veins every life because they are eve's.
It is a single parent simulator.
As a single parent in real life I can relate to this game because you have to raise a kid (or more), get them clothes and at the same time shoot two bears, make some stew, make rubber, make coals, make water, plant beans, plant squach, find an empty bowl, find a bucket of water, water the beans, while your kid comes nagging that her sister wants to kill her (I don’t care unless you are dying, go fucking play), water the squach, ignore that whiny, deadbeath, possible father of your children (who knows, they all look the same) that wants to play with the bow but you don’t give it (quite frankly, if you are the only one that manages to shoot the bears that were already there when you were born, then keep the three arrows and the rope in your bp), cook the stew that nobody bothered to cook, get wood on the fire that is dying out, get more wood for the fire, shoot another bear while the same guy is distracting you still whining to give him the bow (could you whine and make stew at the same time? That would really help), get cursed, flop out a kid, curse the guy that cursed you, make more stew, farm, die. I’m pretty sure I forgot some things I've done.
the only thing I regret is that I didn't tell my kids that I love them. I'm sorry about that. Mommy was to busy. Thank god that part isn’t like real life. I find time to tell my daughter that I love her every day even when I’m to busy killing bears. That is the most important part of real life parenting, tell your kids you love them……and don’t let bear eat them.
animal statues. I would love to have a statue of the glitched out pitbull. I miss that dog.
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oops you're dead. But if it makes you feel better, at least you died in the warm embrace of your fourthy year old mother with no chance of escaping. That's nice.
You want us to have leaders, to use property fences. Oke, we will do that. If you give us a blessing system. The problem that we have is that we don't know who we can trust. How can we choose a leader when all we have is a random group of strangers. How does a leader choose a succesor if there is only a random group of strangers. Who will you give gate acces if you don't know who you can trust? Choosing a leader, getting to trust someone takes time. Time we don't have. By the time you recognise that one with leader quality that person is almost always already old. But if we would have a blessing system then we could bless that person and then we could recognise that person in a next life and follow him or her.
Now I feel kinda guilty for abandoning that town. But in my defence I did settle down in another empty village that had alot of food, iron, clothes, horses. I had two daughters but they both killed themselfs.
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It gets even better when you spawn in as an eve and your whole surrounding is already wiped clean of any food.
Today I had my first vacation in Donkeytown. Lovely place. Very peacefull and quiet. I give it five stars. But i'm a bit confused. I thought you would be alone there with nobody nearby, but there was another person. We build a camp together. It was fun.
Something else that confused me is that I heard a bell. Didn't the world get reset after the update? How can there be a belltower? Or is it only the families that get reset and not the towns?
If poop is the issue then just have it decay faster?
Also they should give birth only when fed maybe so you dont get continuously dead lambs everywhere.
Feeding shorn sheep = fleece+poop
Feeding sheep with wool = lamb+poop
Feeding lamb = meat+fleece+poop
If you put the wooly sheep in the little one tile pens at the side and close the gate then it will still get lambs but the lamb will despawn because there is no free tile. Just let the sheep out when you need lambs. This way you don't get continuously dead lambs in your main pen.
Yeah, but if you would put the fire in the kitchen or the smith then people will hinder the baker or the smith. Maybe if we give an extra function to the bb room. Make it the main room where you put food. this way people will have to constantly go there for food.
At the moment the thing that keeps me motivated is avoiding people. I have a little village where I go to so I can experiment with diverent farm setups without people hindering the proces.