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As of the time of this post's writing, the Magi families, the West families, and some other people they call "Northerns" are at war.
This war has killed two towns several times, and left several new players confused. People are throwing curses left and right. People are swearing. People are running around and ruining things many people worked days on.
What kind of "thank you" is this to the town builders??? Nobody wants to be roped into a killing spree between three people just having an argument! We have other lives to be getting to!
"Complain, complain, complain," you say. "This is one person in a big war. Who cares, go to some other city!"
Tell me when there isn't three different Magi families, and there aren't two families killing me for a last name.
People, wars are no fun to the random people who aren't the Magi, West, or North Eves. Get on with the drama, laugh over funny conflicts, create new cities, or name the towns! Create huge railroads! Anything! This game has so many things you COULD be doing. Just stop this rigamarole of killing left, right, and center.
Thank you for reading this post. Now, go try making some wool pants. Have a blast. (:
Nice! Now we need 666 beans ina pentagram of carts around it and teleport the baby in the middle.
Babies can only DO one thing: talk. If you implement this then babies will just be a mandatory boring 3 minutes to all concerned. I've also seen moms have problems when babies cry nonstop because they may be starving or just asking for a pack or something trivial.
Maybe the starving twang would be louder for kids young enough to breastfeed though! That would be nice.
+1! That's how I can build my clothing shops without someone adding locks to the door while I'm gone.
Maybe now we'll use fences for something. Or maybe we'll have Trash Pit City.
A very clean city...
No hard feelings, Peagirl.
I did find some mutton eventually, thanks for making it.
I'd like to find the Queen who stabbed me! They'd get an earful!
When you have a book written and youre an old man. Run around with the book. Last words: "read my book! Is one berry to read!"
@peagirl
I used one carrot-berry thing by accident. I never saw the mutton and you could have looked at the pie to see. If there was any mutton around I'd have used it so please don't rip jobs. I changed to mutton pies later in life and then to mutton squares because of no water.
You don't leave random pie filling bowls at the pie place and I won't use them.
@SomeRandomPerson
I feel your pain.
Here's a story.
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=1035471
Once upon a life, a man named Prince was happily baking. He owned two things: A sealskin and his job. He had done nothing but that all life and people ate his bread and pie.
Then the Queen gave her crown to a bossy ten year old. She got a lot of stuff by pillaging dead bodies and babies. She started something over a dead body no one ever saw.
A Baron or something like that walked over and yelled, "You're doing that wrong, we have mutton!!! WTF go away, ill do it." I'd never seen the mutton and there wasn't any on hand so Prince had to leave.
A mother left a baby to die. But Prince kept her, named her Linnea and gave her clothes.
By now the oven was clear of the Baron so Prince took back his job with Babygirl as a helper. But an old guy yelled at me and said Prince killed a former Queen. Prince had no idea what that was about but the Queen came up and stabbed him.
Linnea, Babygirl and an old woman healed Prince in the next instant and brought the town to court. They decided he was safe but one wrong move and he'd be killed.
The rest of my life the queen chastised Prince over the court order. He died of lag.
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HERE'S MY PLIGHT
People, you picked a random guy to be the village laughing stalk. I didn't kill anyone. I never held a knife in all my life. I baked that loaf you divvied up to all. I wanted to feed you all. And you stabbed me.
I want to help but if this is how people treat all others it's no wonder we have griefers and tyrants.
P. S. If Babygirl, by baker helper, is on the forum, tell her she's cool with me.
Lotus my child, I'm so proud of the family line you created.
You were the best kid I've had in lives.
I never intended to get the Sick but I made a hoe for you even with it, so I wasn't too useless for yall. Thank you for caring for the kids and me and Scott all at once! Must have been a job.
I left something on the Missed Connections for you. Lotus, thanks for a life I'll remember for a long time yet. <3
Lotus, remember me?
Once upon a time a little girl was born to a person in the tutorial. The girl trusted her grandma and she was as happy as could be.
But then everyone died. The grannie's last words were, "I'll be Unique"
The girl grew up in solitude and made a small farm for her kids. When she had her first one, the baby said, "UNIQ" and she was given anything a baby could need. But the baby killed herself in her mother's arms and the mom couldn't trust her anymore.
The other kids are:
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=991369
Linnea Polar
Linnea II Polar
Scott Polar
Juniper Polar
3 nameless runaways
And all my great-grandchildren
They're all still doing great at the time of writing. Linnea, you were the best kid I've ever had.
Anyway, the mother of this was now old. She smithed, and got a cut in her toe. She went crazy over a sickness and died at age 59 of starving. Her name was Hope Polar.
Best life I've had so far.
EDIT: Too bad you got the sickness, Linnea... Glad you got to be old! See you around.
Hmm. that's a tough one.
I'd say the most useful item is dirt because it's the pathway to food. Any dirt will do.
The most useful animal is the horsey wagon to go real fast without roads.
The cutest animal is the gosling of course.
And the most dangerous (and useful!) weapon is the bow and arrow to kill the bears and wolves and griefers and such.
Oh, I've seen that too. Ate half the smithie's goose to not starve and ruined the steel file he was making. That should be fixed.
hiya again, Aurora!
you were my dad once... married every girl in the entire town you did
i got married too, at least i was committed to one person
Why is my bread super-glued to my plate?
Why can't I eat it without using a knife?
Why would we use knives of all things to create bread? The town killer has another alibi now... Maybe we could use flint knives that can't kill people. (flint chip) + (short tied shaft) perhaps?
Also, thanks for butter, that made my life.
I was born to a killer once.
She thought no kids would appear while she killed.
She found me when I was older and realized that she was a mom who was killing people in front of her kid she never loved.
She asked me to kill her, for being the worst mamma ever.
She was killed by a short hair woman and I got so mad...
Let's say that there were some knives flailed around.
Once upon a life, a little boy was in a town with his mama. They hadn't much food.
"Son, get some food."
The boy, named Iroh, had too much imagination. He saw potatoes, a few raw pies, and an overcooked goose. A few years later...
"Mama, look! KFC!! Now kind of edible!!!"
"Great"
And then she ate the baked potato. Yay, my first KFC sale!
I spent the rest of my life making KFC for my mama and her daughters, no matter how much mom played faves. But now there were cooked bunnies instead of burnt goose. And people LOVED it! I traded for ingredients to make more KFC. And I got my kick.
I chose a baby girl to carry on making KFC. Oh little one, remember Mr. Mustache who taught you where the bunnies were and gave you his hat?
Oh, a cursed baby? They've showed up now, is that a bad or cool thing? (the text)
The logic on that meme is decentish but it isn't entirely true.
Well, the memery must continue...
somehow.
I'll do it! I'll do it!!!
Have a blast, Aurora!
Good luck, Bardic!
may the cactus god be with you!
Thanks, YAHG! Nice to see a reply!
Remember me?
I was a little baby, and you walked up to me and a friend and asked who would marry you.
I piped up, and you chose me.
You were a great husband, and I was sad to see you go.
Also, in this life, my dad gave me his lucky hat. Thank you for that, it saved me countless times.
Died of migran / starvation. Thanks to both of you for a good life!
"I've made three stones"
That was my mom once! She was an artist. And she left me but the bakers fed me as a baby! And mom came back when I had a few kids. And told me that. And after she died I looked at her "art" and it was a dead mouflon bones. LOL.
mom, if you have a forum, tell me something...