Best death

redbird · 2018-09-10 03:35:11

So my post-menopausal sister and I were the last of us. "Wanna go sacrifice ourselves to a bear or something?" I suggested. "Sure." So we did.

She brought a bow; I brought a bowl. I ritually offered the bowl of (just one) berry to the bear:

"Oh Mighty Bear! Please accept this offering of berry!"

"Or flesh," she added.

"And flesh!"

"LOL"

I then proceeded to insult the bear and it ate me. My sis got her arrow in, and we both lol'd to our deaths. Good times.

Ritual bear death is best death.

Anshin · 2018-09-10 04:40:03

When you're new born but your mom is already dying to wild animal attacks, so you jump in the fray and the two of you dance in the blood while you say "L" "Y" and she laughs "LOVE YOU TOO" as you die together to the sounds of animals tearing at your flesh.

Jk Howling · 2018-09-10 06:22:24

When you're born to an eve who has been presumably been running for the last 10-15 minutes in search of a suitable home. You go to suicide, assuming she can't keep you since she doesn't even have a camp yet. She runs after you yelling "wait!" and you stop out of curiosity.

She spam grabs you until her hunger is low, and you die laughing in each other's arms.

Tarr · 2018-09-10 07:22:23

When I'm bored playing a non eve life I like to have someone shoot me and then proceed to dislodge the wound and heal it off the ground. It's a pretty cool little party trick that allows you to practice your first aid skills.

Obviously it kills you but it's a rather fun way to go out.

Roblor · 2018-09-10 07:27:25

Jk Howling wrote:

You go to suicide, assuming she can't keep you since she doesn't even have a camp yet.

What?!? Why would you assume that??

Carrot-Seedling · 2018-09-10 15:31:52

When you have a book written and youre an old man. Run around with the book. Last words: "read my book! Is one berry to read!"

Booklat1 · 2018-09-10 18:07:42

Jk Howling wrote:

When you're born to an eve who has been presumably been running for the last 10-15 minutes in search of a suitable home. You go to suicide, assuming she can't keep you since she doesn't even have a camp yet. She runs after you yelling "wait!" and you stop out of curiosity.
She spam grabs you until her hunger is low, and you die laughing in each other's arms.

or when she wont let you suicide so you could choose between disconnecting and summoning a bear but screw mother, right?

Fetch · 2018-09-12 00:52:09

I stand by the fire and tell 'old man' stories and yell at kids to get off my lawn.

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