a multiplayer game of parenting and civilization building
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Men CAN name babies!
The parts exist because they are added on as the character gets older, at least some. There are 8 main character sprites, the parts get put on as they get older.
I'm just wondering why there are only 8 characters, though I have a feeling this won't be for long, as in the trailer, some unfamiliar characters are shown, especially with the orange haired woman, we've never seen that one before, maybe genetics in the future? Oh, also about sprites, where can I find the character parts?
Why are there only 8 characters?
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Big deal! Civilations growth time depends on how large they are. Small village, even a semi-noob could do that with their children! Semi-Small Village, ehhh, you see those everywhere. Medium villages, takes some patience, but you can get one going and even partially developed if you work hard and smart enough within your lifetime (or half!) Large cities, definitely a reason to be somewhat upset, but they're so large at that point they might have contact with other villages or cities and they'll get repopulated if you're lucky (as the founding mother or father, not the killer.) Megapolis, extreme hard and smart work, that's a reason to pee in your pants if you hear your megapolis got wrecked. Anything above is just insane rage.
Don't you "play" as a soul in real life too though?
Oh yeah, also, I did grow balls when greifers in servers in even other games became common. That was back before I hit double digits though.
Pretty interesting idea Jason Rohrer. But there are some jarring flaws with this one. Though every system does have them so don't feel too pressured.
It seems that broken cart is composed of
A Short Shaft
A Wooden Box
Wheels
I wonder if we could pick up all the parts and replant or repair and replace them?
Angel Carrillo wrote:We need some more memes!
How do you make these?Get Gimp dev version of 2.9.8 from: https://download.gimp.org/mirror/pub/gi … -setup.exe
Note: Don't bother with the "stable" version of Gimp 2.10.0 on Windows, it crashes on start. If you're reading this from the future, stable might okay by now.
Then Grab this .xcf file (the standard gimp project format) that I made here:
https://mega.nz/#!mwQGzCQR!zKkrjVo-BwgS … U_4O7w_N_U
The background layer is at the bottom, that is black by default.
Above that layer is the image you're using for the joke, e.g. in this case, keanu reeves kungfu.
Above that layer is the text, if you use the text tool (A icon) you can edit the text and change what it says. The font is Impact Condensed size 72 in white.
You can remove the joriom coat of arms logo in the layer above that.
The OHOL logo is from the main website is in the layer above that.
The salt shaker is in the layer above that.
Then there are bush layers, which can be removed because those are also inside jokes.
Enjoy!
Thanks dude! I do have *sumBODY*
no no no I have some jokes up my sleeve.
AW IT DOESN'T WORK!
Sounds like a bug? Sometimes I get born as a solo baby with no Mom, those games I try
to find a snake or bear to die to before hunger gets me.. Gotta keep it interesting!
Same with me sometimes. Could be the loading screen.
The black dude had a mustache, the young dude was a blonde.
Dishehs wrote:I've been having an a absolute blast with this game, I've been destroying towns all day.
It started with me experimenting with stuff in the game, eventually I decided to try out the knife. I found an unsuspecting victim on the outskirts of town. I jumped him while he was out collecting rabbits, I looted his full set of clothes and pack full of pies.
It was my brother, they gave him all that shut when he was born. From that point on I was addicted to killing people. It was way more beneficial to me then being a slave to randoms.
So I continued my spree, I ran into town and cut down some women. I lied and told them it was a missclick and the idiots believed me. Next I rushed over and killed another girl who was following me around with a bow in hand. I quickly hid her bow behind a tree, now the village couldn't defend themselves.
I just started killing everyone I saw, some tried to run but they caught my blade in the end. Before I kbew it I had killed literally everyone in the village.
I love how salty people were when I rekt there village, just made me grief more. I discovered I could give them a slower death by stealing all there stuff and stashing it behind a tree. I laughed my ass off when the y cried about having bo food and starving to death. They didn't even know that I stole.
By destroying towns I get lots of loot and I can live a comfortable full life. After I killed everyone I learned hiw to make my own weapons, it's so easy a 2 year old could do it.
I think I'll continue to destory people in this game, it's so much better then dealing with everyones shit.
Have you tried humping the sheep?
What on earth are you thinking?! This isn't porn!
Thanks!
And A Meme Named Luna, I had a feeling someone would reply who they were. Thanks!
Will edit if ANY other replies appear.
kubassa thanks for congratulating me for not getting murdered. Usually, I die trying to escape the murderer.
So, I lived to 60 in this life, and, actually did it for the 2nd time. So what happened in this life?
* Was born to the princess of the village
* Made a difference to the society before its death
* Neglected all my children because I was unable to take care of them, and left them to be fed by other mothers.
* Named none of them
* They all died eventually except for the last three of us, me being the only woman (that also was old) and two other men, one close to my age but a bit younger and a babyface dude who was still young right before I died.
* Almost got murdered twice, once by a underage girl and another by the same old black dude who I talked with before I died. Also almost got mauled by a bear
* A nice trip down memory lane with the same dude who tried to murder me with a knife.
* Died at 60
Who lived in that village, I'd like to know!
It was a big one, and could you tell me how you died? I never saw any deaths apart from the murders and maulings, since I laid in only a few places of the medium village
We need some more memes!
How do you make these?
Pretty good. Just don't use wels or cisterns, and, where are the fences and forges + spare goods?
Not today though
Finally, an actual issue. I was born to a family where my mother murdered me literally because she was bored. If you're bored, just leave the game, simple!
I think it's that he can't because he doesn't have a termination system in the game.
It'll take me time to get a Santan baby. so, I won't do it if I'm a boy, but as a girl I will take care of them.
Hey, war will happen.
NOW BRING ON THE TOOL-WEAPONS AND SHEILDS!!!!!!!!!
So I can't run it, because now the bot's are hidden
Great.
The experiment will be starting soon, in a few minutes from now
I will be running an experiment to keep a Santan baby alive as long as I can. The baby will be a boy. No girls allowed for the experiment, since they make too many kids pop up, to see what happens when I make it live as long as I can. Then maybe we can hire Santan nurses to take care of 1 Santan baby at a time and get to 60 years. I want to see what happens with both parts of the experiment.
I see his bots all the time. Remember, we're Santan police, not military. We aren't supposed to kill the bots, but to keep an eye on them to make sure they don't do anything fishy. That's why I said what I said earlier.
My "dream village" is a village that can sustain itself with everyone atleast halfway clothed and has Jason Rohrer and Joriom in it.