Good times.

Dishehs · 2018-04-30 11:35:59

I've been having an a absolute blast with this game, I've been destroying towns all day.

It started with me experimenting with stuff in the game, eventually I decided to try out the knife. I found an unsuspecting victim on the outskirts of town. I jumped him while he was out collecting rabbits, I looted his full set of clothes and pack full of pies.

It was my brother, they gave him all that shut when he was born. From that point on I was addicted to killing people. It was way more beneficial to me then being a slave to randoms.

So I continued my spree, I ran into town and cut down some women. I lied and told them it was a missclick and the idiots believed me. Next I rushed over and killed another girl who was following me around with a bow in hand. I quickly hid her bow behind a tree, now the village couldn't defend themselves.

I just started killing everyone I saw, some tried to run but they caught my blade in the end. Before I kbew it I had killed literally everyone in the village.

I love how salty people were when I rekt there village, just made me grief more. I discovered I could give them a slower death by stealing all there stuff and stashing it behind a tree. I laughed my ass off when the y cried about having bo food and starving to death. They didn't even know that I stole.

By destroying towns I get lots of loot and I can live a comfortable full life. After I killed everyone I learned hiw to make my own weapons, it's so easy a 2 year old could do it.

I think I'll continue to destory people in this game, it's so much better then dealing with everyones shit.

fatalwolf · 2018-04-30 11:52:26

Bless our Lord Joriom

Lum · 2018-04-30 12:09:14

That's edgy dude.

pein · 2018-04-30 14:59:47

a true killer never hides shit

also kill the noobs, not the contributing members, even if your bro had gear he made a work to contribute, you are just a lazy idiot who cant even make his own knife from scratch, if people piss me ooff i kill them but by hiding stuff you destroy even the next eves life, and thats crappy, take items in carts and take it far, but do not hide it behind tree, maybe no one finds it, killing a generation is a thing, killing a part of the map proves you are an asshole

if you really wanna hide stuff, at least choose swamp trees and pine, thars need to be cut eventually

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Dishehs · 2018-04-30 15:13:23

pein wrote:

a true killer never hides shit
also kill the noobs, not the contributing members, even if your bro had gear he made a work to contribute, you are just a lazy idiot who cant even make his own knife from scratch, if people piss me ooff i kill them but by hiding stuff you destroy even the next eves life, and thats crappy, take items in carts and take it far, but do not hide it behind tree, maybe no one finds it, killing a generation is a thing, killing a part of the map proves you are an asshole
if you really wanna hide stuff, at least choose swamp trees and pine, thars need to be cut eventually

Lol idgaf, I do it because its fun. Better then wasting time farming for some retarded village.

Besides it's obvious the dev dose not give a shit about people building civs. He said it himself, it's a survivel game. Best way to survive is to kill everyone else.

pein · 2018-04-30 15:19:14

its still fun when you do not hide shit, dont be coward, have duels, then brag about your skills, easy to kill the ones who do not expect

mulgara · 2018-04-30 15:22:48

Absolute mad lad.

stickyflypaper · 2018-04-30 16:13:41

Dishehs wrote:

pein wrote:
a true killer never hides shit
also kill the noobs, not the contributing members, even if your bro had gear he made a work to contribute, you are just a lazy idiot who cant even make his own knife from scratch, if people piss me ooff i kill them but by hiding stuff you destroy even the next eves life, and thats crappy, take items in carts and take it far, but do not hide it behind tree, maybe no one finds it, killing a generation is a thing, killing a part of the map proves you are an asshole
if you really wanna hide stuff, at least choose swamp trees and pine, thars need to be cut eventually
Lol idgaf, I do it because its fun. Better then wasting time farming for some retarded village.
Besides it's obvious the dev dose not give a shit about people building civs. He said it himself, it's a survivel game. Best way to survive is to kill everyone else.

It's a civilization building survival game. Not just an individual survival game.
Surviving at the expense of others just seems pointless. Much more challenging and rewarding to help raise a family and build a thriving village.

Dishehs · 2018-04-30 16:37:08

I'll get some friends together. We will kill towns and take them over for ourselves.

pein · 2018-04-30 16:58:20

thats fine as long as you take over by killing people, just not hurt the map, a war can be fun, some may lose but they can only blame themselves

i wish to build an arena once, where people can duel, they get in a fence, get some food, two knifes and two bows, only one escape, if takes too long they starve, people can watch from outside, should be like 5x5 inside i guess

like someone cut all the leaf trees, people need to go with cart to get a leaf to make fire, even sheared all escaped sheep and collected their stuff so they wondered, so i had a bad time getting berry bowls to get back the sheep, even then pen released one sheep somehow. and they destroyed the kilns, i made my knife and a shovel right away as a kid, that saved a lot of carrot and managed to fix stuff, its actually easy to make it viable towns anywhere near ponds, cactus and some reet

most people dont even know why the town was stalling, murders would have done only good, less people, easier to explain what to do

Eve-rlastingGamer · 2018-04-30 17:29:37

Dishehs wrote:

pein wrote:
a true killer never hides shit
also kill the noobs, not the contributing members, even if your bro had gear he made a work to contribute, you are just a lazy idiot who cant even make his own knife from scratch, if people piss me ooff i kill them but by hiding stuff you destroy even the next eves life, and thats crappy, take items in carts and take it far, but do not hide it behind tree, maybe no one finds it, killing a generation is a thing, killing a part of the map proves you are an asshole
if you really wanna hide stuff, at least choose swamp trees and pine, thars need to be cut eventually
Lol idgaf, I do it because its fun. Better then wasting time farming for some retarded village.
Besides it's obvious the dev dose not give a shit about people building civs. He said it himself, it's a survivel game. Best way to survive is to kill everyone else.

Better then wasting time.
lmfao
Irony~

Anyhow:

"Lol idgaf, I do it because it's fun. Better than wasting time farming for some retarded village.

Besides, it's obvious the dev does not give a shit about people building civs. He said it himself, it's a survival game. Best way to survive is to kill everyone else.

Fixed the (albeit) small errors for you.

XOXO~

P.S. There will be no better troll than the one I faced three days ago. Whoever you are, Master Lag, you had me lawling more than ever. Loves~

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Lily · 2018-04-30 17:41:18

It is actually easier to survive as a group, since other players will make stuff for you throughout their entire life, while if you kill them you only have whatever they had at the moment. Of course people with that attitude are not really team players, so it is no wonder they fail to see the benefits of working as a group.

mulgara · 2018-04-30 18:14:10

When you're born to a mother in OHOL, they are taking care of you because they are assuming you will contribute to the town in some way. People farm and feed you because they're under the same assumption. There's this kind of unspoken social contract that you're entering into. This is why I don't understand why people brag about destroying villages and killing people. Yeah, great, you've subverted people's expectations of you, but it's not some insane feat.

It's like if I walk into a Starbucks, and a guy just takes a massive steaming shit in the middle of the floor, looks me straight in the eyes, and asks me to acknowledge his accomplishment. Yes, I see you there, squatting next the the counter with your wiener dangling and some backsplash on your clothes because you're probably not getting enough fiber in your diet. But, am I impressed? Scared? I don't know. I mean, we're all here for some coffee and you're just ruining it by "living your life" and wafting your fecal stink all over the place. It's not something any of us are really expecting, and no one is really sure why you're so proud of yourself, but...okay?

Lavea · 2018-04-30 18:25:35

@ Dishehs. Yawn

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TrustyWay · 2018-04-30 18:31:15

He doesn't grief, he mass murder people, that is a different thing. But griefers like me or joriom get bored, he will get bored too at some point.

He doesnt even know how to play or make a knife, he sure will enjoy being a fellow citizen.

When I have knife, I know it is too easy to go on a rampage (2v1 are easy), so I rather become a slave master, king, etc.. and making new things. Griefing isn't permanent, our griefers became normal after a while, look at all others that were the same as him.

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Lum · 2018-04-30 19:03:35

mulgara wrote:

When you're born to a mother in OHOL, they are taking care of you because they are assuming you will contribute to the town in some way. People farm and feed you because they're under the same assumption. There's this kind of unspoken social contract that you're entering into. This is why I don't understand why people brag about destroying villages and killing people. Yeah, great, you've subverted people's expectations of you, but it's not some insane feat.
It's like if I walk into a Starbucks, and a guy just takes a massive steaming shit in the middle of the floor, looks me straight in the eyes, and asks me to acknowledge his accomplishment. Yes, I see you there, squatting next the the counter with your wiener dangling and some backsplash on your clothes because you're probably not getting enough fiber in your diet. But, am I impressed? Scared? I don't know. I mean, we're all here for some coffee and you're just ruining it by "living your life" and wafting your fecal stink all over the place. It's not something any of us are really expecting, and no one is really sure why you're so proud of yourself, but...okay?

This is the best comparison I've ever seen for murderers in this game. Amen. Thanks for that.

stickyflypaper · 2018-04-30 19:13:28

If you're bored in the game, why not play another game? Get a hobby?

Murdering for resources at least makes sense. It's what what humans have been doing in real life since forever.
Killing for ideological reasons is terrible, but also makes sense.
Becoming a mass murderer because your bored? Or because of a personal sense of entitlement? That's some sociopath, psychopathic behavior.

But I guess that's also realistic, sadly.
I just wish it wasn't so easy for someone to kill an entire village.
It's really such a boring, and noobish thing to do.

But enjoy your lonely life and all the material possession you got from killing everyone, I guess.

Redhawk · 2018-04-30 21:53:37

Dishehs wrote:

I've been having an a absolute blast with this game, I've been destroying towns all day.
It started with me experimenting with stuff in the game, eventually I decided to try out the knife. I found an unsuspecting victim on the outskirts of town. I jumped him while he was out collecting rabbits, I looted his full set of clothes and pack full of pies.
It was my brother, they gave him all that shut when he was born. From that point on I was addicted to killing people. It was way more beneficial to me then being a slave to randoms.
So I continued my spree, I ran into town and cut down some women. I lied and told them it was a missclick and the idiots believed me. Next I rushed over and killed another girl who was following me around with a bow in hand. I quickly hid her bow behind a tree, now the village couldn't defend themselves.
I just started killing everyone I saw, some tried to run but they caught my blade in the end. Before I kbew it I had killed literally everyone in the village.

I love how salty people were when I rekt there village, just made me grief more. I discovered I could give them a slower death by stealing all there stuff and stashing it behind a tree. I laughed my ass off when the y cried about having bo food and starving to death. They didn't even know that I stole.
By destroying towns I get lots of loot and I can live a comfortable full life. After I killed everyone I learned hiw to make my own weapons, it's so easy a 2 year old could do it.

I think I'll continue to destory people in this game, it's so much better then dealing with everyones shit.

Have you tried humping the sheep?

Angel Carrillo · 2018-04-30 22:57:37

Redhawk wrote:

Dishehs wrote:
I've been having an a absolute blast with this game, I've been destroying towns all day.
It started with me experimenting with stuff in the game, eventually I decided to try out the knife. I found an unsuspecting victim on the outskirts of town. I jumped him while he was out collecting rabbits, I looted his full set of clothes and pack full of pies.
It was my brother, they gave him all that shut when he was born. From that point on I was addicted to killing people. It was way more beneficial to me then being a slave to randoms.
So I continued my spree, I ran into town and cut down some women. I lied and told them it was a missclick and the idiots believed me. Next I rushed over and killed another girl who was following me around with a bow in hand. I quickly hid her bow behind a tree, now the village couldn't defend themselves.
I just started killing everyone I saw, some tried to run but they caught my blade in the end. Before I kbew it I had killed literally everyone in the village.

I love how salty people were when I rekt there village, just made me grief more. I discovered I could give them a slower death by stealing all there stuff and stashing it behind a tree. I laughed my ass off when the y cried about having bo food and starving to death. They didn't even know that I stole.
By destroying towns I get lots of loot and I can live a comfortable full life. After I killed everyone I learned hiw to make my own weapons, it's so easy a 2 year old could do it.

I think I'll continue to destory people in this game, it's so much better then dealing with everyones shit.

Have you tried humping the sheep?

What on earth are you thinking?! This isn't porn!

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