How to pley

pein · 2018-08-31 09:38:53

as an eves only daughter, you need to make a kiln whatever place, generally next to a bush under a tree and a cactus, its nice ambience, 3 bowls are enough for everything

your eve mom found a place near a desert and a few ponds, go as far as you can, green looks better, need to have a dirt pile

then keep all the girlz and starve all the boys, especially when your daughters already big, its funny to make a lot of 0 age aunts for your grandkids, there is a lot of food 50 tiles away, maybe they will go there to eat
dont make baskets for kids, only you need it, cause you are older so more useful than them
they can run around naked in the forest for 20-30 years, then they inherit your basket

make the biggest berry farm you can imagine, use the hoe your kid made, or get skewers and till 3 soil, right next to soil dump cause its close, you can always name a kid Water and tell him to run up and down with a bowl of water, or near the desert, just not on desert cause its brown, green is more healthy
the berry farm needs to be big, the bigger it is, the more girls can feed more babies, the lineage can last for like 2-3 generations
you can plant berry under the kiln so people can eat there, thats the town center, maybe you get a smart kid who can put one iron into a fire under 30 sec, in 5-6 generations someone can make a steel hoe, if anyone touches the iron tell them you need a hoe

bring all the rabbits and pies next to the kiln, it looks good, you look richer

if you kid makes a plate, get one egg, make a fire and cook it
you need more fires, for each egg at least one, they taste better
you can take the kindling from the forge, they never need it, its just there, decoration

take the hatchet and cut every straight shaft, and cook more rabbit and eggs

make fur shawls and skirts and shoes, shoes are best
later you can give the clothes to the closest baby on the screen, its family inheritance
then when dies take back and give to the next one

take your grandkids under the kiln when its fire inside it, cause its shiny, maybe the smith is bored, try to lift up the iron and the ingots, or puut the hammer somewhere safe, put the babies there so they see how good mom you are
if you have no kiln, eat your kids food near the kiln, your kid can get more berry bowls for the other kids
make sure to make a fire on desert with two kindling and pick every baby up every 2 seconds, except boys, they cannot make babies and eat berry like you do

after you got grey hair, pick up your grandkids to feed them, if 2-3 dies, then probably you are too old, not sure , wait someone to tell you
babies type 'O' cause they enjoy your company
this is the time when you need to tell everybody to bury you, babies, old people, the kid you abandoned, everyone, the more the better
make a letter for your grave, you got 20 minutes anyway, just cut all home markers, others can get new, you are importanter, you made babies and big berry farm that fills the screen, they automagically feed your 11 daughters and their kids

if someone shoots you then curse him, you did nothing the whole game, just eating and raising babies, they are rude
this is why is good to talk to babies the whole one hour, they can curse for you

there are cities run by robots

make a forum post about it, everything is the griefers fault and your girlz suicided on you, even if you made a bowl in 40 minutes

make sure to tell jason you need barbi clothes and push chairs next update, and more types of food , this is an eating simulator anyway, its like farmville just with rude robots

boggers · 2018-08-31 10:25:21

This is an awesome guide thank you, I will make sure to do all these things whenever I see those rude robots.

Trick · 2018-08-31 10:51:35

You are consistently the worst player I encounter. I have actually started identifying you just by who is being the biggest jerk.

You're rude, disrespectful, and annoying in game. If people don't do exactly as you say (which is an order mixed with chastising, rather than an explanation), you murder them. Instead of helping the town, or even nicely explaining to people how things work, you would rather spend your life finding the resources to murder people. You act like you're the only one working even though there are 5 or 6 others who are doing just as much, if not more (while you run around creating a bow and arrow just to murder people). You also murder people just for fun. How you aren't permanently cursed is beyond me.

Your game play sucks, and then you come here to cry about it over and over again.

Here are some tips on how to play:

- Stop being rude and disrespectful. If you haven't learned by now, people don't respond well to your approach.

- Try explaining to people NICELY why they should consider doing something. If they don't do it and they aren't *actively* griefing, move on with your life. It's players like you who make this game hostile to new people who are learning.

- Recognize that your way isn't the only way, and get over it. Despite all your complaints about how terrible your mother did in that game, our village thrived.

- You don't have to murder everyone who doesn't play the way that you want them to. Go be productive and actually contribute something positive to the town.

PeaGirl · 2018-08-31 11:06:19

Is it just me, or is this guide sarcastic?

Falsewall · 2018-08-31 13:07:15

pein wrote:

and shoes, shoes

PeaGirl

pein · 2018-08-31 20:52:53

Trick wrote:

You are consistently the worst player I encounter. I have actually started identifying you just by who is being the biggest jerk.
You're rude, disrespectful, and annoying in game. If people don't do exactly as you say (which is an order mixed with chastising, rather than an explanation), you murder them. Instead of helping the town, or even nicely explaining to people how things work, you would rather spend your life finding the resources to murder people. You act like you're the only one working even though there are 5 or 6 others who are doing just as much, if not more (while you run around creating a bow and arrow just to murder people). You also murder people just for fun. How you aren't permanently cursed is beyond me.
Your game play sucks, and then you come here to cry about it over and over again.
Here are some tips on how to play:
- Stop being rude and disrespectful. If you haven't learned by now, people don't respond well to your approach.
- Try explaining to people NICELY why they should consider doing something. If they don't do it and they aren't *actively* griefing, move on with your life. It's players like you who make this game hostile to new people who are learning.
- Recognize that your way isn't the only way, and get over it. Despite all your complaints about how terrible your mother did in that game, our village thrived.
- You don't have to murder everyone who doesn't play the way that you want them to. Go be productive and actually contribute something positive to the town.

yepp, tells the one who wouldnt even survive to a point where we got food, but hey, stay there and make others starve rather than born 10 minutes later when we actually we can support more girls, i cant even kill so many like that two did, just 8 boys in a few minutes, then still feeding girls when we are old enough to have our own, and we got 8 girls or so
i did explain, but they ignore it cause they are older with a few minutes
doing something based on false information, is same as griefing, also they used up resources what they didnt make to create something we dont need, basically undoing everything i done so far, how you define griefing?
when i was new player i didnt steal others stuff and ruin others work, anytime i see such people i cant really see them as 'new' cause they wont even define themselves as new, its a thing that you dont know what to do, but when you mess up everything with no question you dont get a newbie card
had to plant milkweed to keep the farm in correct spots
had to put flat rocks and move the soil so we dont end up with a huge berry farm with no roads in between
they still find a way to ruin it
learning means listening, thats bare minimum, they didnt
then comes the next little girl who eats 3 carrots per minute and tells that they are working more than i did, its pretty funny considering that gen 3 i do the eves job and more than half of the structures were made by me, but hey, just curse me cause that helps, if you noticed, the only guy fed me after the murder, and got us rabbits
you were nice, fun to play with you, very helpful, you dont know shit but act like you do, considering the fact, even our hatchet broke and we still had no axe made, yeah they worked more than me, who do you think brought the kindling and the iron?
there are many things to do on starting camps, getting branches, clay, getting iron, furs, or just let me make the farm correctly and talk to babies, even that is better than hauling skewers and extending the berry farm rather than fixing it
if you didnt do shit, there is nothing to be afraid of, talking shit because i kill a griefer, thats very helpful
no, actually there is not may ways to do it, you can make tools, you can make farm, pies and stew are not what you need, you can choose to do it, but it wont help much, at least if you dont do tools dont hinder others efforts
reducing the population was the correct choice, that saved us for a while, and yeah at least dont lie about shit

was the one life i starved before 60 cause there was nothing to eat outside the camp

most cases i kill the one annoying noob and go back to work

you act like you run shit, you act like you know things, talking nice? first thing i hear from you is a bullshit lie and a curse cause you act upon your fear and false information

the whole curse system is a joke
i was upon writing down that life, but instead i just wrote a parody of dumb thing people do and consider it mainstream strategy like gender based discrimination and huge berry farms, oh and talking shit to a killer and wondering why they get killed next
and cursing people randomly instead of asking why they did it or duel them
and asking others to kill someone for you because you lack the skill of fighting but you can make up nice lies, it says it all that you recognize yourself based on this

boggers · 2018-09-01 00:19:30

pein, you would be much happier if you played Rimworld instead of OHOL.

sambach · 2018-09-02 15:44:40

pein is the reason I stopped playing OHOL. I wish he would go away. Every message he posts on here is like looking into the mind of a psycopath.

pein · 2018-09-02 16:42:42

sambach wrote:

pein is the reason I stopped playing OHOL. I wish he would go away. Every message he posts on here is like looking into the mind of a psycopath.

i take it as a compliment
if you are weak, dont blame on others
one person wont change a game, there was someone killing like 180 people last week alone, wont made much difference to me, met him once or twice, took it as a challenge
i didnt choose to be a celebrity, i dont ask or demand things for who i am, most of my lifes are peaceful

if you think you are equal, act as equal
as long as people spread this attitude of acting based on misinformation or lack of information, cursing randomly and hoarding all the things for themselves, you need to ask who is hurting the game more, just because there is more of you, doesnt mean you are right
by 'having fun' while ruining others work and act like nothing happened
just because you dont see things they still happen, i calculate margin of error and create extra for other, just a few things are no go, in reverse situation people dont give a fuck about others at all and cry about smaller stuff too

so for people who doesnt even contribute as much as they provide i dont care much

my personality depends on who you are so you are spitting a mirror and wonder why doesnt smile back

Anshin · 2018-09-02 18:01:55

I like Pein.

Variety is the spice of life.

LaughAtlantis · 2018-09-02 18:49:52

pein wrote:

sambach wrote:
pein is the reason I stopped playing OHOL. I wish he would go away. Every message he posts on here is like looking into the mind of a psycopath.
one person wont change a game, there was someone killing like 180 people last week alone

Yep. There's a difference between a griefer and an asshole bully. You are the latter. You make this game a worse place - you DO change the game for people you interact with. I still consider my interaction with you the lowest point in my time in-game... and your actions drove me to act differently in-game. So. Maybe stop being such a dick, and you'll get different responses from people.

pein · 2018-09-02 20:36:53

LaughAtlantis wrote:

pein wrote:
sambach wrote:
pein is the reason I stopped playing OHOL. I wish he would go away. Every message he posts on here is like looking into the mind of a psycopath.
one person wont change a game, there was someone killing like 180 people last week alone
Yep. There's a difference between a griefer and an asshole bully. You are the latter. You make this game a worse place - you DO change the game for people you interact with. I still consider my interaction with you the lowest point in my time in-game... and your actions drove me to act differently in-game. So. Maybe stop being such a dick, and you'll get different responses from people.

chicken and egg, nobody never is a cause
its survival of the fittest

im rarely a griefer, and with reason, was like once in last 3 weeks, ofc they remember

am i a bully? mostly because peoples try to boss around
if you get caught up between, its a decision, not a coincidence
if you lose a fight stop bitching about it, you had a chance
its a survival where most of you does the same just goes unseen

cant even stay objective for a length of forum post but try to preach about the general attitude
im prepared of consequences and i can let it go, most of you cant
if you wanna change the world change yourself, if not ,dont get mad about it

AnobeseWalrus · 2018-09-03 03:32:55

tell me who you are in game so i can stab you pein

betame · 2018-09-03 06:05:28

This topic was an entertaining way to review WHAT NOT TO DO. Great job detailing some of the many behaviors that are inefficient for productivity.

While these won't outright ruin the game, imagine how frustrating it is to see these behaviors when you want the community to play efficiently.

Also, this topic has nothing to do with Pein's play style. There's no reason to reply with hate.

pein · 2018-09-03 19:22:45

AnobeseWalrus wrote:

tell me who you are in game so i can stab you pein

Well, figure it out. Based on what they say the biggest bully. Based on experience, I'm the one who makes shit work. None of you tells it anyway and most of you are hypocritic noobs who deserve what they get. If wanna kill me covardly you might have a chance. If wanna duel I won't reject.

And yeah this post was about things people considering normal, like gender based discrimination and stealing stuff from others. If you recognize yourself then I got nothing else to say.

Mouth karate and cursing won't help, I see what you do or don't do and if it's a stab it's a stab, get over it. Punishment and rewards.

Broken_Milk · 2018-09-04 03:15:46

Pein, I'm not trying to be hostile by saying this but.. do you just not care about correct grammar? It'd make it a lot easier to read your posts.. Right now it reads like a bunch of disjointed ideas, and it's hard to take you seriously.. sorry..

Falsewall · 2018-09-04 15:15:29

Seconded. Your ideas could be fun to read, but formatting and sentence structure makes them difficult to digest.

Anshin · 2018-09-04 15:24:33

Not everyone speaks English as their first language.
This is the internet, so you are going to encounter people unlike yourself.
Just as you might not be so great at talking in a non-English forum.
But if you try, you will find you can understand what most people mean to say.

pein · 2018-09-04 19:50:57

im not english, but speak 4 languages, and 2 more on basic level
full reverse sentence ordering makes it hard to translate sometimes, im still learning, now working in UK, you need to simplify when talking with foreign people

Roblor · 2018-09-04 20:14:24

If only I could bring this post in-game for the sauerkraut....

EllynEve · 2018-09-11 04:09:42

As I was reading this a thought came across my head that maybe Pein is Jason's alterego.

Good laugh.

Broken_Milk · 2018-09-11 09:07:16

Okay, that was my first guess.
Also, good for you!

pein · 2018-09-11 22:51:51

also nobody said im serious
tried to be sarcastic just some people got triggered cause recognized themselves and the rest didnt speak sarcasm

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