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So, I was born into a monarchy with a queen that wasn't even in the correct lineage. They only became queen because all other members of the royal family had died. I was a guy though, so I couldn't become royal.
The story begins when I was born of course. When my mom was carrying me, I witnessed the new lineage being born of queens. They were literally like 5-8 years old and had no idea what they were doing. So of course, we had a hard time keeping everything in order. Yet as I always do, I'm the chef. I was the only chef, and they trusted me to keep them fed and I did a pretty good job at that alone. Making pies is a specialty but I can also make other food.
Only problem is that when she got older, she was a corrupt queen. She ordered men with weapons to attack those who talked bad of her or didn't do enough work. I felt a little bad for those who were new to the game. She came up to me, and gifted me a knife to cut sheep with. Sadly, that didn't last long. A few years (minutes) later a new member of the lineage came to me. Since I was old along with the queen, the new queen was born and gifted the crown once she was old enough.
So as I was cooking pies and stew, the new member of the lineage comes up to me. I was like 45 years old, since I died relatively old but not around 60. She told me that I was getting a new chef partner, I was pretty excited since I had to work hard to feed everyone. She started telling me that she wanted more stew and pies than usual since new members were being born. (Then that casual griefer spawns and brings a bear that ate 3 people)
When the new Chef came along, I wanted to get started on cooking right away. So I decided it would be best to ask him what he specializes in cooking, or which food he would actually want to cook. He told me he doesn't know how to cook Stew so he would just cook pies. I was very unhappy, I was better at cooking pies than stew as well. But the queen told me to create Stew or else I would get stabbed for insubordination. Tbh, I was having a great time roleplaying. The bad news was that I only knew how making stew worked, not how to get the ingredients or how to farm the ingredients to make the stew.
The years went by and all we did was make pies and maybe a casual stew that some random person decided to make. But the queen noticed that we weren't making any stew, and yelled at ONLY ME for it. I said "I don't know how to get the ingredients" so she said "Follow me". I followed her beyond the village and one of her guards followed her. She told me to take off my apron and chef hat for "Respect" and then proceeded to stab me. I was like what the heck! I was the only good cook in the kitchen and I was the one who got stabbed just because I didn't know how to gather ingredients?? I also checked my family tree and found out the other cook had survived til age 58 which makes 0 sense.
I still need to find out how to make stew...
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man, that sucks. stews really easy to do, once you know what youre doing. check onetech, ask someone in game, or use the tool tips in the bottom right corner to learn. thats how i did, tbh! sorry your mom stabbed you tho, so rude.
i used to name my kids alphabetically. now i just... dont play anymore.
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