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bENdI

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Registered: 2018-04-23

Posts: 94

Join the hot new religion: Rohrerianity!

The many religious texts can be found here, however there's only the bible atm

So, you know heaven, god, jesus, earth, satan, and hell, right? No you don't. It's The Forums, Jasovah, Jasus, The Servers, Nasoj, and Donkeytown you uncultured swine. Jasus starved for your sins! Go to your local Nasoj stone and sacrifice a criminal to prevent the evil Nasoj from messing up your day! Don't do it too many times because then Jasovah will get mad and wipe everything you made.

Build those three pillars to represent the Holy Trinity: the Dev, the Player, and the Codey Glitches. Place a book (basket) that summarizes Janesis 1 of the Rohrerian Bible, reading "In the beginning, there was none. Then, our lord Jasovah, created the servers. Then he created us. Praise Jasus!"

Amen!

i hope u actually start doin this tho me and some others made this out of boredom last night haha