Baby Master!!!

IronBear · 2019-01-22 14:15:17

Being a baby is a skill. So many people coast through babyhood. And that is why you losers die like punks

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I was born to an eve in an environment that was pretty picked over. I knew mom was not coming back after she did like 10 breast feedings and then ran off towards food. My siblings were morons that fidgeted around and panicked. They wasted time looking for her or trying to pick up things. I just found perfect temp, sat still, and waited to develop motor skills. The minute I had hair I ran to where I remembered food. I came back to watch Nana die. Gods I hated Nana. She got a name AND breast fed until 6. I knew she was going to die because she was begging an eve for food instead of looking for her own food after coming of age.

Hey mom, I appreciate you trying to keep me and my siblings alive (except Nana, you should have let her die). I want you to know your efforts were not in vain. I built a berry farm using the kiln and tools you gathered. And then lucked out by having one girl right before menopause and I kept her alive with berries after my milk went dry.

Hey Lucky, my last daughter. Sorry I did not talk much. I was in bed with my two real kids. It is hard to use keyboard when they sleep on my arms.

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mrbah · 2019-01-22 17:02:00

I remember surviving as a baby because i stood still in perfect temp after my mom died. I only started running towards food when i expected to be able to grab things.

IronBear · 2019-01-23 01:04:01

I once had my mom die carrying me in the middle of the desert. I refused to give up and kept going. Ran into some banana trees. Half way into my last food box I picked a banana and ate it. Most bad ass baby play I ever had.

pein · 2019-01-23 03:05:31

once i was 6 bar when my mother died to a snake, i told her to go south as i seen a patch of desert, a swamp snake got her
she was kinda sweet, i grew hair,, i was on a top of a snake (back before snakes kiled both of you, then they were jumping from nearby tiles, now only kills first person and goes on cooldown)

i started from scratch and my family lasted like 8 gen, one daughter moved out and her camp lasted 28 gen
i born back there other day and only at 55 i realized its my camp
we had fricking 8 iron veins south to it

you can survive with 2 feedings if timed correctly, and you got food right next to you, the second needs to happen exactly when you got 5 bars
but generally 3 feedings enough on medium temp
i love babies keeping temperature and emoting
sometimes i swap them for my glassface kids P

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