Shoutout to a particularly nice family

karltown_veteran · 2019-03-13 22:45:08

Dear Nameless Little Brother,
Pissing mom off was your first mistake
Dear Alice,
Hey, Mami. You were cool, for about five minutes. Then you went insane, stabbed a baby, and quit. You also dabbled in the dark arts of yum.. I followed in your path, but unlike you I mastered my yum. It did not drive me to insanity as it did to you.
Dear Auntie Hanna,
You were like a mother to me. I was going to tell you how much I love you, but then you died so suddenly. Muchas Smoochas. You gave the best names.
Dear Frodo,
Aka Froilan. You glared at me when we were babies so I held a grudge for about twenty years. You turned out to be nice, and you helped with the nursery, so thanks.
Dear James (and Bilbo),
Sup, 'cuz.
Dear four nameless sons and daughters,
Ah well. You missed out on being zucchinis. Sucks for you.
Dear My,
I'm sorry 'bout your name. You were a sweet girl. I read your last words.. I don't know what you did to the nursery, but I'm sure it was an accident. Love you, Mrs. Cheshire. Kisses xo
Dear Marie,
Frodo totally copied me when she named her kid Mary. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.
Dear Perriwinkle,
You named a kid cucumber and my heart soared.
Dear Reed,
I named you after a patch of reeds. I honestly don't know what I was thinking. I'm so sorry.
Dear Zubin,
You were the last zucchini of my crop. Forgive the sentimental name choice.
Dear Velvet and Plum,
Little purplies. Y'all were cute, sorry you died young.
Dear Vlad and Ernest,
Y'all were twins. You plunged me into the full-time-mom life. Vlad, you were a good baker. Ernest, you were probably good at something too. I loved you both but I never could tell you apart.
Dear Haley,
I'm a terrible parent. I think I killed you. Sorry, Frodo.
Dear Poppy,
What da fuck you doing, killing my little great-grandlamb? Jk, love u Pops.
Dear other zucchinis,
Y'all are my fam. Don't you forget it.
Dear anonymous zucchini,
Thank the bus driver. Whatever the hell that means.
Dear Hera,
I love you a lot. It hurt to see you'd died, but you left the nursery behind for the town to enjoy. You were my favorite daughter, and a kickass zucchini. ∞xoxo∞
Edit: Here's ma fam http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=3776612

Last edited by karltown_veteran (2019-03-13 22:46:25)

futurebird · 2019-03-13 23:42:07

OMG so much violence.

antking:]# · 2019-03-14 04:47:48

dear karltown
why do you post such interesting posts?
also its nice that you practice the dance of the knives! (aka killing people)
(P.S liked your story poem)

karltown_veteran · 2019-03-14 13:56:26

antking:]# wrote:

dear karltown
why do you post such interesting posts?
also its nice that you practice the dance of the knives! (aka killing people)
(P.S liked your story poem)

Dear Antking,
It's because I'm weird.
Now I want to make a "dance of knives" song. And a dance that goes along with it.
Also, you are now one of my forum zucchinis.

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