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Yeah... about that.
YY.MM.DD.HH.MM Score Place
19.07.08.03.03 44.3 148th
19.07.08.04.07 39.1 375th
19.07.08.05.10 47.5 81st
19.07.08.20.34 47.5 61st
19.07.09.00.45 39.0 360th
19.07.09.01.47 32.1 611th
19.07.09.03.28 38.7 374th
19.07.09.04.00 37.9 406th
19.07.09.05.04 41.3 241st
19.07.09.23.49 41.3 212st
19.07.10.01.08 27.5 689th
19.07.10.02.24 32.8 534th
19.07.10.03.25 35.9 438th
19.07.10.04.26 31.6 580th
19.07.10.10.23 43.0 163rd
19.07.10.11.25 41.6 220th
19.07.10.21.56 47.3 40th
19.07.10.22.59 37.2 371st
19.07.11.00.01 48.9 16th
19.07.11.00.25 48.9 15th
19.07.11.01.53 44.6 106th
19.07.11.02.58 31.8 540th
19.07.11.04.07 38.4 339th
19.07.11.06.19 38.4 356th
19.07.11.07.20 38.3 365th
19.07.11.08.22 40.5 257th
19.07.12.10.52 40.5 229th
19.07.12.11.29 40.0 261th
19.07.12.12.09 35.6 437th
19.07.13.04.00 47.0 52nd
19.07.13.05.02 48.3 32nd
19.07.13.06.26 48.3 26th
19.07.13.07.35 47.5 44th
19.07.13.13.24 48.8 31th
19.07.13.14.26 49.9 20th
19.07.13.15.59 46.8 57th
19.07.13.17.03 40.8 262nd
19.07.13.18.13 38.9 354th
19.07.14.10.52 40.2 269th
19.07.14.11.54 40.0 288th
19.07.14.12.59 42.2 190th
19.07.14.14.03 31.8 621th
19.07.14.15.06 40.1 283rd
19.07.14.16.08 39.3 323rd
19.07.14.16.50 37.9 376th
19.07.14.18.00 37.9 687th
19.07.14.19.02 33.7 571st
19.07.14.20.05 25.9 820th
19.07.14.21.44 27.3 796th
19.07.14.22.46 25.5 830th
19.07.15.00.05 29.6 700th
19.07.15.08.39 29.6 705th
19.07.15.09.50 32.6 599th
19.07.15.09.52 29.5 715th
19.07.15.11.00 26.6 787th
19.07.15.11.04 24.1 858th
19.07.15.12.06 25.3 823rd
19.07.15.13.10 35.0 494th
19.07.16.03.10 47.1 65th
19.07.16.04.13 35.4 503th
19.07.16.04.43 36.6 442th
19.07.16.05.09 39.0 332th
19.07.16.08.05 43.0 164th
19.07.16.16.09 42.0 205th
19.07.16.20.19 42.0 209th
19.07.16.20.19 42.2 199th
19.07.17.08.37 46.2 71st
19.07.17.12.50 38.8 343rd
19.07.17.15.52 38.8 326th
19.07.17.16.53 37.5 383rd
19.07.18.22.54 26.6 692rd
19.07.19.00.42 39.0 263rd
19.07.19.23.26 45.1 67th
19.07.20.00.29 43.2 100th
19.07.20.03.36 38.5 274th
19.07.20.21.04 37.7 362nd
19.07.20.22.06 40.0 259th
19.07.20.23.12 37.7 358th
19.07.21.11.05 37.7 388th
19.07.21.12.56 40.9 262nd
19.07.21.15.32 47.2 70th
19.07.21.16.01 45.2 118th
19.07.21.17.04 42.7 204th
19.07.21.19.48 41.1 278th
19.07.21.20.01 25.3 799th
19.07.21.23.04 34.6 532th
19.07.22.00.09 29.2 703th
19.07.22.01.13 47.9 40th
19.07.22.02.17 49.1 42nd
19.07.22.02.25 44.8 124th
19.07.22.02.25 45.3 104th
19.07.22.13.36 45.3 88th
19.07.22.14.39 46.8 65th
19.07.22.14.44 42.4 189th
19.07.22.17.02 45.5 84th
19.07.22.18.04 33.6 535th
I mean, sure, what does it all mean in the grand scheme of the game?
Well, it loosely informs me of how much you're all caring for each other.
I'd love to see my score in the 50's, and still be in 999th place, because we're all effectively caring for each other, that much.
Don't let your genes be memes.
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i don't care about genetic fitness
what does it even do?
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i don't care about genetic fitness
what does it even do?
Have you ever seen a real unicorn before?
When you care about GF, you see them, all the time.
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i don't care about genetic fitness
what does it even do?
I assume you know but you're just joking.
Well, it let me work effectively till I poop over instead of staying by a fire munching berries for one..
It's marginal, but it's something
At the end of the day though, OHOL is virtual life, no one cares I guess
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this may aswell be a bad random number generator.
because any family association is almost completely random and sure is very short term, yet this is what the memerscore is ranking.
its ingame effect is completely neglible.
except for the fact that, for a better memerscore, the best strategy is to kill all elsers of a townm, especially your own mother, because this more likely increases it than diminishing it, as memerscore only cares for ones offspring and family down survival, but NOT for elder survival.
so, we dont to that think ingame, in defiance of this dumb rating system.
we dont act like invisible spiders that eat their parents upon birth.
Last edited by ollj (2019-07-22 22:37:29)
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YannaChan wrote:i don't care about genetic fitness
what does it even do?
I assume you know but you're just joking.
Well, it let me work effectively till I poop over instead of staying by a fire munching berries for one..
It's marginal, but it's something
At the end of the day though, OHOL is virtual life, no one cares I guess
i actually don't know what it does, i just see it as something i can ignore because it isn't important to me.
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Well, the genetic fitness score affects what age you start losing hunger bars. This can help you be more productive in the later years of your life.
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At the end of the day though, OHOL is virtual life, no one cares I guess
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RodneyC86 wrote:At the end of the day though, OHOL is virtual life, no one cares I guess
That's cute and all but no
Also, just because someone in the village doesn't actually affect your score doesn't mean it's wise to eliminate them.it is almost always better to have higher productivity with more workers. Also, any drama can lower the score easily. People who like to call it totally random are probably drama magnets.
I mean yes, we all will run into an unfortunate massacre some time but that applies to all of us
Me thinks the score needs to be scaled differently. Make it less swingy and any score less than 25 or something actually gives no benefit and above 40 full benefit. Thrown in some other perk maybe even, like fertility or for guys an odd chance to actually counter parry a weapon attack and kill the attacker instead
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Its so random that its a total joke. No matter if you live 60 almost every life. One eve camp will ruin you totaly.
If you really want to go for the high score you:
1. Never ever go eve. Its better to die a solo death than take the hit on the score from dying babyes in early camp
2. Disarm whole town.
3. Dont ever play after apocalypse.
4. Only stay in big towns that have everything ready.
5. Spam clothes. Kids love clothes and wont "/die" that easily if you can dress them up nicely.
Optional choise of path... kill the elders so they wont consume the food your siblings need. Can provoke drama tho and hit your points in that way.
Once you hit number 1 or the score you are satisfied you stop playing so you wont get spawned to random murder village.
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...
Always keep this in mind;
I want what is best for everyone.
Want what is best for everyone, with me.
To be able to live full lives;
Be free to help support your family.
With love, all things are possible.
You know it's true Rodney, look deep into your heart, we can all live together, in peace and harmony. Full lives, for everyone. Warmth and sustenance, for all.
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RodneyC86 wrote:...
Always keep this in mind;
I want what is best for everyone.
Want what is best for everyone, with me.
To be able to live full lives;
Be free to help support your family.
With love, all things are possible.
You know it's true Rodney, look deep into your heart, we can all live together, in peace and harmony. Full lives, for everyone. Warmth and sustenance, for all.
XD best song ever!
btw official video link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaM
Last edited by arkajalka (2019-07-22 23:30:38)
I am Sheep, the lord of kraut, maker of the roads, professional constructor, master smith, bonsai enthusiast, arctic fisher, dog whisperer, naked nomad and an ORGANIZER. Nerf sharp stone it's op.
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" -Jaleiah Gilberts
"All your bases are belong to us"-xXPu55yS14y3rXx-
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Its so random that its a total joke. No matter if you live 60 almost every life. One eve camp will ruin you totaly.
If you really want to go for the high score you:
1. Never ever go eve. Its better to die a solo death than take the hit on the score from dying babyes in early camp
This is even more true considering that a sudden infant death doesn't count towards your score, not even if you are the one using SID. This means that you can skip Eve camps with no punishment to your score.
For the time being, I think we have enough content.
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XD best song ever!
btw official video link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaM
"Video unavailible
The uploader has not made this video available in your country."
Unfortunately, although I did watch the video via feya9119's upload of it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSMeUPFjQHc
First time I think I've watched it, even though I've heard the song probably 200+ times thanks to Robot Unicorn Attack, YTMND, Newgrounds and 4chan.
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arkajalka wrote:Its so random that its a total joke. No matter if you live 60 almost every life. One eve camp will ruin you totaly.
If you really want to go for the high score you:
1. Never ever go eve. Its better to die a solo death than take the hit on the score from dying babyes in early camp
This is even more true considering that a sudden infant death doesn't count towards your score, not even if you are the one using SID. This means that you can skip Eve camps with no punishment to your score.
OH didnt even know that. Now thats super retarded. This system totaly sucks balls. If you have high score you dont found civilizations you just come and live in them when they prosper, spam kids and snowball that society into serious lack of resourses XD SO FREAKING BAD!
Moms should not take a hit from SID kid, but kid who SIDs should totaly take a hit to his genes. Would even say he should take higher hit to make it work in anyway.
So basically you just SID so long till you get a peacefull town that has lots of food and clothes. Then you wear it all out and sid spam to next good village and destroy it too. "Best genes".
Last edited by arkajalka (2019-07-23 00:38:26)
I am Sheep, the lord of kraut, maker of the roads, professional constructor, master smith, bonsai enthusiast, arctic fisher, dog whisperer, naked nomad and an ORGANIZER. Nerf sharp stone it's op.
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" -Jaleiah Gilberts
"All your bases are belong to us"-xXPu55yS14y3rXx-
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arkajalka wrote:XD best song ever!
btw official video link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaM"Video unavailible
The uploader has not made this video available in your country."Unfortunately, although I did watch the video via feya9119's upload of it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSMeUPFjQHc
First time I think I've watched it, even though I've heard the song probably 200+ times thanks to Robot Unicorn Attack, YTMND, Newgrounds and 4chan.
Ye robot unicorn attack introduced me to this masterpiece too.
Last edited by arkajalka (2019-07-23 00:40:34)
I am Sheep, the lord of kraut, maker of the roads, professional constructor, master smith, bonsai enthusiast, arctic fisher, dog whisperer, naked nomad and an ORGANIZER. Nerf sharp stone it's op.
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" -Jaleiah Gilberts
"All your bases are belong to us"-xXPu55yS14y3rXx-
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I care about genetic fitness!
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i dropped 400 places cause idiots killig me for no particular reason and a small camp with not much food
i did my best, wasn't anything i could do, i made tools, i fed babies
they died, early camps kill your score fast
i wont suicide to medium towns just to keep it high
https://onehouronelife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=7986 livestock pens 4.0
https://onehouronelife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=4411 maxi guide
Playing OHOL optimally is like cosplaying a cactus: stand still and don't waste the water.
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shun the non believer!
if any base at any point runs out of food, and shit hits the fan, people had it long comming form the mistakes they did, likely by not dispersing/gathering, likely not enough carts or roads where build.
Last edited by ollj (2019-07-23 05:41:09)
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In the end genetic fitness is purely random, at most you can try to help your town but for me it makes no difference.
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I still don't know how its working and the game doesn't tell me how its working
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I still don't know how its working and the game doesn't tell me how its working
Score works as such: As long as you aren't playing as Eve you'll receive a score for how long you live with 60 always being a positive, something close to your score breaking even, and anything less causing you to lose points. As a woman your direct line of kin born during your lifetime will also effect your score based on them living e.g. daughters, sons, grandchildren. Men are slightly different as they get all the points (negative or positive) from ALL their sisters instead which means playing male can be very volatile to your score if you care about it.
Which gets us to why or why not you should care.
It's on a leaderboard: I think this point is moot since it's a bunch of random names where everyone can claim to be any rank. Of course you can grab screenshots but why would you care about that in the first place lmao.
It gives food bar (or pip) bonuses based on score: Someone in last place will age like you have from the start where you'll lose all the way down to 4 pips at 59.5 while in the new system someone with a score of like 40+ will be closer to 9 or 10 pips by the time you die. If you've played the game long enough this is pretty trivial in the sense you know how to eat and pay attention in old age but if you're newer it makes reaching old age easier if you can't be mindful of your pips.
Basically it's a memerboard for people who have good rng on who they get as a child. Gives a little benefit in the long run but I would never ever play for score just like I wouldn't play this game just to eat food for an hour.
fug it’s Tarr.
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We win the game when everyone reaches 60.
Anything less and it's more quarters for us to cough up.
60, all the way down the board.
Let's go!
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Apparently you can't see the different lives between different computers. Was going to check how hard playing a male in an Eve camp hurt my memer score and found this instead.
Apparently Jason made my children into dickheads for disregarding the gene score system
Last edited by Tarr (2019-07-23 21:32:00)
fug it’s Tarr.
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As someone who's usually in the top 50 to 150 I dig it.
My food bar being bigger at old age is amazing.
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I'm flying high. But the worst is never first, and there's a person that'll set you straight. Cancelling the force within my brain. For flying high. The simulator has been disengaged.
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