Started a B R E E D I N G Program

Crumpaloo · 2020-05-18 21:27:31

Not as bad as it sounds! Got born into white town as Bob Kelderman, had one of my girl relatives who was afk give birth to ANOTHER afk baby. So i took the afk baby and threw it in the nursery room and started yumming it. Eventually i got bored of just feeding her so i started convinced other girls in the village to be in the nursery and id feed them for bbs.

Eventually i became king and started issuing orders such as "All fertile females report to the nursery for B R E E D I NG"

Ended up getting all the girls in the village to pop out bbs while the men did the work to feed them yum and work, i had like 16 nieces and nephews and great nieces and nephews. Felt like i was the Genghis Khan of OHOL with all my children frolicking around. I gave my leadership up to a girl named scarlet kelderman who said she would help continue the... eh hem, program.

Was pretty hilarious overall and a fun alternative to just feeding a afk person.

Lava · 2020-05-18 21:55:52

Lmao i was the Queen before you who made you king not sure if I regret it yet. Jimbo my predecessor did not want you to become king.

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Arcurus · 2020-05-18 21:57:59

Crumpaloo wrote:

Not as bad as it sounds! Got born into white town as Bob Kelderman, had one of my girl relatives who was afk give birth to ANOTHER afk baby. So i took the afk baby and threw it in the nursery room and started yumming it. Eventually i got bored of just feeding her so i started convinced other girls in the village to be in the nursery and id feed them for bbs.
Eventually i became king and started issuing orders such as "All fertile females report to the nursery for B R E E D I NG"
Ended up getting all the girls in the village to pop out bbs while the men did the work to feed them yum and work, i had like 16 nieces and nephews and great nieces and nephews. Felt like i was the Genghis Khan of OHOL with all my children frolicking around. I gave my leadership up to a girl named scarlet kelderman who said she would help continue the... eh hem, program.
Was pretty hilarious overall and a fun alternative to just feeding a afk person.

lol, i hope you did not kill some other famlies with your breeding program....

Crumpaloo · 2020-05-19 00:17:13

Arcurus wrote:

Crumpaloo wrote:
Not as bad as it sounds! Got born into white town as Bob Kelderman, had one of my girl relatives who was afk give birth to ANOTHER afk baby. So i took the afk baby and threw it in the nursery room and started yumming it. Eventually i got bored of just feeding her so i started convinced other girls in the village to be in the nursery and id feed them for bbs.
Eventually i became king and started issuing orders such as "All fertile females report to the nursery for B R E E D I NG"
Ended up getting all the girls in the village to pop out bbs while the men did the work to feed them yum and work, i had like 16 nieces and nephews and great nieces and nephews. Felt like i was the Genghis Khan of OHOL with all my children frolicking around. I gave my leadership up to a girl named scarlet kelderman who said she would help continue the... eh hem, program.
Was pretty hilarious overall and a fun alternative to just feeding a afk person.

lol, i hope you did not kill some other famlies with your breeding program....

Actually out of the 4 villages WE were the ones not in the double digits, the breeding program was actually a success! *insert rocket control group cheering*

Amon · 2020-05-19 06:50:23

Haha, that sounds like quite a tale to tell

pein · 2020-05-19 12:32:08

keep 2 tiles social distancing

Arcurus · 2020-05-19 12:36:10

pein wrote:

keep 2 tiles social distancing

yea wonder how he manages all this breeding while keeping the social distancing....

DestinyCall · 2020-05-19 14:31:46

Arcurus wrote:

pein wrote:
keep 2 tiles social distancing
yea wonder how he manages all this breeding while keeping the social distancing....

As long as everyone is part of the same household ...

pein · 2020-05-19 14:40:48

DestinyCall wrote:

Arcurus wrote:
pein wrote:
keep 2 tiles social distancing
yea wonder how he manages all this breeding while keeping the social distancing....
As long as everyone is part of the same household ...

still, how you got a breeding room without a breathing room?

DestinyCall · 2020-05-19 15:01:24

You hold your breath while you're doing it, obviously.

karltown_veteran · 2020-05-19 15:16:54

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