Most satisfying kills.

Dishehs · 2018-05-09 12:22:10

So everyone here has a blood lust. Even people that don't grief like killing people that annoy them.

I personally enjoy killing crowned people the most. Especially little kids that got a crown from mummy and start acting like the new dictator. I'm not a fan of having one noob kid with a crown ruling over everyone.

Removing tyrants from power will never get old but I enjoy killing any old asshole at a close second. It's also pretty satisfying killing these people that always yell "seeds".

So anyone here got any memorable kills recently?

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TrustyWay · 2018-05-09 12:45:14

I killed 4 people trying to kill me for my crown last time I had it. I kill boys for the gods sometimes when we have too many kids. I like to kill people trying to get away with murder or shit talking to me. People doing nothing and looking others working.

I never kill hard working people, they derserve to live

pein · 2018-05-09 13:40:38

i kill spoiled kids who got all clothes at birth, while im working naked
kill a lot of people who stole my stuff, like my furs or pies
anyone who is shit talking to me, like someone who stole a wolf hat and gave to his kid, killed the kid after didnt drop it willingly

im the one who makes a seed fence so i dont have to kill anyone cause of that, also it seems to be you need to hide every single thing and do everything away from others eyes, no reason to get mad at it
and kill all killers, baby killers, shitty moms, lazy dumbfucks who stood by fire at age 7 while i try to fix farm
the other day i had 3 ot of 4 knifes, and cant say any of my kills wasnt justified, griefers, thiefs, lazy bastards, there was everything there, i didnt even argue after they killed me on slowdown, i just ran behind a tree and next life i had full gear and three knifes, only i was to small to take so ended up with one they didnt see

YAHG · 2018-05-09 13:56:44

Some lady, my sister called me dumb. Don't remember why, but I spent my whole life forging that blade and killed her in front of her kid.

Aname · 2018-05-17 12:09:56

I legit annoyed everyone it was a little family farm like 6 people max. i insulted my borthers and mother then they wanted me dead. so i killed 2 of my brothers in a epic bow fight and then i stole a knife from 1 of the brothers who i killed i started to say i wanted peace. the other 2 brothers who where still alive didnt wanted that. they tried to attack me ambush me. but they failed.

until one of the brothers accidentaly kills the other brother then the brother who accidentaly killed the other brother starved bcuz he couldnt eat.

and there i was standing besides my sister. i gave her clothes gave her food. just to get betrayed bcuz that bitch attacked me with a bow. then i cursed her and the whole family and died at the age of 56

breezeknight · 2018-05-18 06:45:41

atm trending is GENOCIDE

the ultimate goal here
take the longest lived family line & hunt down all females
the murderer will be even rewarded with an own picture & a well earned place among all those they killed !

also comming up
work your killing way through all the Ages :
baby, freshly grown hair kid, freshly fertile female, fresh mother, freshly unfertile female, kill at 59

Thank You Jason for including the Family Tree feature & not nerfing murder !
Thank You for making everybody a good target which makes for so many creative ways to kill them all
it's just SO MUCH FUN to be able to roam about freely
also Thank You for the Red Text & the Scream of a killed target, it's every time so satisfying to be rewarded this way

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BlueRock · 2018-05-18 08:38:36

Ah yes, how many times shall I recall my efforts of growing up with a murderer running around, finally becoming old enough to craft a knife for myself, and surprising them with a sudden case of the shivs. It's not really a fun process, and there isn't any reward, just clean up the mess and get back to playing the game, that's when the fun starts. What really sucks is that you gotta look at their useless corpse for an egregious amount of time, but it's better than having to look at them being useless, waiting for a chance to stab some random player. There's better games for fighting other players, so it's kinda a waste of time here, bottom of the barrel experience at best, I get more satisfaction from killing snakes.

breezeknight · 2018-05-18 09:54:33

@BlueRock

yes, is a damn nuissance them bloody corpses in the way
i wish there was a way to get them quicker decay, maybe add lime ?
or at least make use of that blood, like bathing in the blood of your kill rewards you with no slow down with the next kill ?
should add that as a suggestion

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pein · 2018-05-19 04:05:26

i was oldest kid of my mom, she was scavenging bodies, a granny around, she was taking both knifes for herself and didnt really cared about me after 7 bars never even approached me, getting me some clothes at birth. and once telling me not to eat berry

then i had a kid fully clothed in moms clothes, she fucked up the pen letting two sheep out, i could of just warn her or something, but she was a spoiled dumb chick so i stabbed her, and getting the two knifes back

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Aname · 2018-05-19 14:05:56

I challenged 4 people to a battle i had 3 knives and i gave one to my opponent.

we would fight in the city. first one was a old girl she was pretty okay but i still killed her. second one was a boy he was shit i killed him in a minute. he dropped his knife to pick up a worm so easy kill. then the third one was my aunt she was shit so i didnt gave her a weapon but just killed her. she was already 58.

and i killed a little boy but who cares.

my name was jesus.

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